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>Chink
>real news
>I also made the news
Wow. Happy day. I'll put off suicide for another day.

>I didn't make the news
Guess I'm doing it tomorrow

Suggest something to buy for my cat.

spongebob condoms

b&r

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My 4channel posting machine is on fire, please understand.

It's a female cat.

buy them anyway so she can give it to male cats when getting railed as to not get pregnant, or have you had her tubes tied?

Matabi sticks (silvervine). I got some coming for my kitty. I'm just slightly worried it will be sprayed with some chink chemical. Figured I'd start out with small pieces and maybe a quick wash in water first.

Matatabi sticks
Some catnip shit
Laser pointer to chase around
Pic related

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>Pic related
Gimme a link or at least a keyword to search for.

>too dumb to figure out the keywords yourself
Literally just type what you see in the picture you fucking retard

aliexpress.com/item/Pet-Products-For-Cats-Brush-Corner-Cat-Massage-Self-Groomer-Comb-Brush-With-Catnip-Cat/32849442950.html?spm=a2g03.10010108.1000016.1.64661e12udrU5Q&isOrigTitle=true

>Matatabi sticks
Looks like you have 3 from pic related. Do all 3 like them? Waiting for mine to come in.

A good light mp3 player with a screen? I just need something to run with and my phone is too heavy

aliexpress.com/item//32848556899.html

Not my cats, it's from the Aliexpress listing

shanling m0

Is there a place where i can buy a decent soviet army uniform? I need it for a Costume party

Russia

>Not my cats
Ahh ok. I'm just wary. Like I get that matatabi sticks are a real thing but I'm anxious I'll either get some toxic shit or else some Chink is gonna just send me random sticks from their backyard and be like "dumb laowai" (also the sticks are toxic).

Any recommendations for a Bluetooth in-ear dildos?

I also bought the meme audio t2 and they don't fit that well so i am currently using the rock zircon. Is there any other recommended meme earbuds? Is there a place to buy the original ve monks?

This question seems more suited to /hpg/, dear friend.

Why not just switch the tips between your zircons and T2?

>user likes the new backpack
Well except for pic related. But its a decent enough fix. And I'm happy with the bag. And fuckers will hopefully give me ~1/4 refund for causing me to use twine like a fuck-face.

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No

I have ordered some sticks and my cats liked them, and they're still fine. If it doesn't smell toxic then it probably isn't.

plextone bx343

I've never done anything like that, I don't want to risk breaking them

My mixza 32gb micro sd card arrived and its legit. It came with usb reader and full-size SD card adapter and it was only 3,55€ too.

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Post kot.

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anyone evsr buy one of them rgb light bluetooth speaker lightbulbs?

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>I've never done anything like that, I don't want to risk breaking them
???

He means the silicone tips, they're designed to be replacable.

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>11 mb/s write
>legit

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yeah, with shitty chink usb 2 sd card reader

Did it. Doesn't fit that well. I am going to buy long tips

Much appreciated user. I don't expect much from them, but it's just to keep me entertained while weightlifting.
[weeb]They even come in Hatsune Miku colors[/weeb]

What do you mean it doesn't fit? Only the tip part goes into your ear, so if you use same tips they should fit the same. Or do you mean one earphone is better at creating a "suction cup" effect, because buying new tips won't fix that.

I wonder what I have ordered.

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It's mouse cable holder and USB 3-VGA adapter for SDR usage. And another package got power supply and some cables.

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Who the fuck still uses VGA in our lord's year 2018?

>shanling m0
>"very budget friendly $109"
just buy a refurbished sansa clip

rtl-sdr.com/osmo-fl2k-a-tx-only-sdr-hacked-from-commodity-5-usb-to-vga-adapters-demos-available-for-transmitting-wbfm-gsm-umts-gps/

so you can create your own 3G network using this and a SBC?

What is the go to cheapo microphone atm? Is it still the bm800?

You need a receiver too ofc

>tfw stocking up on my favourite meme earbuds before the chinks stop making them

samson q2u

bm800 needs an interface for 48v which will just end up being extra hassle

>order t2's yesterday
>item left country today
H-Hayai!
I remember my strop bouncing between Guangdong and Dongguan for two weeks before leaving China.

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>tfw have to pick up a bunch of packages from the post office
>tfw I don't feel like going there

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my second monitor only has vga, but is perfectly fine otherwise.

I can't find my T2 pair, what are the latest meme IEMs?

People who own VGA monitors.

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I bought one of these on Banggood last month, I hope they don't accidentally ship drugs with my shit.

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I do :^)

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Why they would do that,

forbes.com/sites/dennismitzner/2018/12/11/amazon-to-launch-in-sweden

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

it was rumored that the government was so fast to get the 75 SEK postnord fee implemented because amazon lobbied for it so they could sell shit in sweden without having to worry about chink competition

I've spent most of November agonizing over what to buy and saving a couple of cents on stuff I don't need. Now that that's done, I feel so empty inside. My life sucks.

think about what you are going to buy next time

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benjie t6

>40$
nah

>32gb micro sd
>3,55€
tf Where?

china

No way

$3.99 on Mixza official store on Aliexpress

I just want it all to end, I can't go on like this.

aliexpress.com/item/FAAK/32274315064.html

youtu.be/J-D6tYBX8vE

>inb4 linking linus

How is that video any relevant?

>posts irrelevant video
???

It's amazing how aliexpress have taken down almost every fake memory card seller. Same deal with these fake GPUs.

any sd card even with its own chink brand under 3$ is definitely fake

why wouldn't you want that?

Do chinks make any good cheap wireless access points with AC? I already have an opnsense router and switch so I don't need an all in one solution.

How new are you? We've been buying Mixza cards here since 2016, they're 100% legit. Did you miss the h2testw result? >under 3$
$3.99 > $3

nice bait, 8/10

fucking retard

link?

Looks like only the 64GB and 32GB are worth getting you can get a 128GB samsung evo for $19 on amazon right now and a 256GB for $45

looking for cheap decent wireless headphones for running. who Jow Forums here?

I don't have any friends and haven't talked to any person face-to-face in years.

I'm not sure whether this will be useful, but with seller coupon it's only $0,10.

aliexpress.com/store/product/bepis/237219_32862938391.html

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We're here, fren.

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Ordered the 64gb shark.

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in my experience they suck, the body of the heapdhones is too heavy and you can feel the weight in your ear canals

>not linking to the superior sharks
aliexpress.com/item//32957462237.html

amazon.com/Samsung-MicroSDXC-Adapter-MB-ME256GA-AM/dp/B06XX29S9Q

>Price:$10.99+ $13.13 Shipping & Import Fees Deposit
We're not all burgers you know

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I'm not a burger.

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All the people in post were probably using it and trading it back and forth.

for me it's
>Price: $10.99 + $7.13 Shipping & Import Fees Deposit