Ugly GPU contest

I just want to see the ugliest, tackiest, shittiest lookin' GPUs..

Post pictures of it in real time or find a picture similar to the one you owned..

Consider this a variant of the ugly christmas sweater contest.

(idk why I'm using this as a picture but okay)

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any aorus card

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That's a start.. Personally, the 1070 G1 Gaming cards look like abominations to me.

strange fucking fetish you've got there OP

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digits!!

what pen are you drawing with user? looks pretty good

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>considering it a fetish
That's gay dude

online baka but bait live is acceptable

Bait live is our new saviour

Not a GPU but OP pic reminded me of my first broadband modem back in early 00s. One of the wackiest looking things I ever used.

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Well shit, now it's a ugly tech contest.

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shiieeeeeet haven't seen one of them for a while, or, as you put it, since the early 00s. Brings back memories of the first DSL lines torrenting shit at 512kb/s and being amazed that it was twice as fast as ISDN, or about 6 gorillian times as fast as 56k

I want to see someone try and do better than this.

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(cont.) and when I say 'torrenting' I mean Kazaa and Limewire. Good fucking times. Used to download the free version of limewire and then use it to download the premium one. Bit of a flaw in their business model there...

pic related is pretty bad, but
is definitely going to be tough to beat

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Alright, a good handful of old radeons are stepping up to the plate.

Would ironically install these in my brand new winXP machine circa 2003

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Yeah I remember kazaa and limewire. Hell I even still fucking have the modem in a closet somewhere.

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there's about 20 more ugly GPUs in this thread
twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/987372531836309505

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it's kinda funky desu

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/thread

really enjoying how most of our choices are sapphire cards

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needs more fans

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this

that's on the stylish side by modern gpu design standards

although that's hardly an achievement

obviously "ball fire"

>Using Limewire
The most normie way to pirate anything ever, even moreso than YouTube rips.
Leave

I'm enjoying this thread more and more.

>normie
Fuck off, normalfag.

Take the cake for me. Godawful artwork. What where they thinkink?

It looks like something ripped straight out of ReBoot with that crappy CGI render

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Nice photoshop dude

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Bait Live: Officially Risen as a meme

le normalfag is le oldfag normie xDDD

Apparently they liked that character enough to put her on multiple products.

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Kind sir, did your normalfaggot ass surface from Reddit initially? If so, get off here you plebeian retard.

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...Gents, we've got ourselves a potential "waifu" in our midst we must lewd immediately. Forward this to our friends on R34 and e621

Remember when GPU boxes weren't a clusterfuck of bad CGI?

Oh wait that never happened

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Holy jesus.. That is ugly fucking boxart. At least it was a 3Dfx card inside.

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>potion seller

>expectations
>reality

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RIP waifu.

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Low end AGP cards were the fucking worst for this shit.

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Is this even a contest anymore? Or just an Ugly tech discussion?

...Merry Christmas, Jow Forums.

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Ti4600 was top of the line card at the time.

The most baffling thing about that is the inexplicable two-headed Russian eagle

she looks nice, is she single? asking for a friend

> is she single?
yes
she has a double cousin if you like

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Innovative desu, I wonder how that can setup compares to on the top of cards.

>not using Frostwire to pirate Frostwire Pro
Who's the normie now

It sucks dicks due to tiny, noisy high RPM fans. That card was canceled for a reason.

That makes sense, oh well RIP

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>that pinky finger

Nah, I don't want no broken waifu. Just leave me with that toxic ati.

Colorful iGame GTX 980.

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test

Fucking this, looks like a cheap piece of uninspired shit despite being one of MSI's better offerings.

>bring your own fan!

This one takes the cake for me

when can we have this back? i'm tired of all the BLACK ANGERY BIG DOUBLE FAN COOLERS. i really want the "goofy shit" to come back

>sapphire babes
GIVE THEM BACK

Not even the best mascot - XFX's dog was the GOAT

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>Ruh-rohs compliant

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I will never not laugh at that pic, the thread it was born in was funny as fuck.

Sensible kek

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Someone post that one nvidia card that was quintuple slotted with a shitton of heatpipes and radiators. I think it was a GTX 680

This thing?

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That would be fucking neato if you were going for a hotrod or steampunk build.

Yes, this thing is fugly as fuck. I'm not even sure of half those heatpipes even do anything.

Fuck, those matte black PCBs XFX made were sex on a stick.

Wait, what?
It has a PLX chip and a built-in NIC?
I honestly can't decide wether that's stupidly brilliant or just plain stupid.

Colorful hands down is the worse
It's aimed at Chinese market so it's kinda suit their tastes which is ugly

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Oh, it was this thing I was thinking of.

Does that second mass of radiator even do anything?

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I can almost hear it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=H-BUvTomA7M

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