>that one user that bricked his neural interface AND burned his brain stem because he tried to flash weird unobtainium military firmware and special firewall parameters on his control processor and internal networking terminals >fucked up >became paralyzed and starved to death in his apartment
Still have no fucking idea why people attempt to """hack""" themselves. Why do you guys STILL believe that there are backdoors in prosthetics? And no, you can't just buy a """legal""" $2000 refurb surgical interface and tune the laser to some weird Indonesian guide on extranet to flash GNU/Smart to your puny brainlet head.
>ads keep popping up while I'm driving and nearly getting me into a crash >police keep telling me to upgrade my driving subscription to platinum to get rid of ads and still put points on my license >uBlock hasn't worked since 2046
Easton Jones
>the fsf has saved the planet >everything is decentralized and libre >happily fapping with my FOSS IBM ThinkArm
Jaxon Murphy
> flash GNU/Smart > Kazakh Hurd powered botnet, ever Should have installed Gentoo Linux / Systemd
Christian Garcia
People like to try and change their internal firewall parameters so they can have a larger theoretical neural signal bandwidth space. There's not much you can do with it other than try and use off-the-grid intimate neural communications protocols like FreeLRIC or CLAIRVOYANT. I guess some weirdos also think they can mess around with encryption settings if they use some weird optimized firmware but that's mostly a 2060s pseudo-rumor.
Nathan Scott
Do you guys think I should be buying new actuators for the joints or maybe I can accelerate them through software? I heard you can give them a really smooth path so you won't even notice they are degrading even when perfected lubed.
Robert Wood
damn my walking license is expiring tomorrow
William Watson
>transhuman faggots think surgery and prosthetics are human >get judged for not wanting to look at some broad's robot arm >okay with dating women stronger than you my orders of magnitude >fry their brain with neural implants and play with their biological functions >lives in china, europe, israel, or a shithole megalopolis on the easterm or western seaboard
move to russia where anyone with a robot arm gets clubbed to death. we have like crazy neural prosthetic jamming going on
Hunter Ramirez
>Accelerationist assholes are prepping on dismantling Mercury. >Claim they need the raw material for their Dyson sphere computronium bullshit. >Won't be happy until the entire inner system is a cloud of hot thinking dust blotting out the sun. >Mormons just finished work on the generation ship in orbit around Jupiter. Fuck this noise, joining the LDS and fucking the hell outta here. Kurzweil can suck it
Carter Smith
Got my last round of biomods this week, I can now say i'm the little girl. Fully biologically functional too. Had new IDs forged, my savings converted into a trust fund for myself. Totally ready to reboot my life and experience the life i always wanted.
At least that was intended until my old fixer backtracked my accounts, hacked the trust fund and figured i went dark. And so on my way to my first day of school, a big armoured SUV was parked outside with one of my old partners waiting at the door.
Long story short, i'm now going to school with a deck and a sidearm wedged in my backpack alongside my textbook and lunchbox
Eat it mechboy, my enhnacements are self healing. Not everyone can spring for military grade in-field regeneration nanotech.
Anthony Perez
>Letting the CIA niggers collect my thoughts of cheese pizza >Captcha loads slower every time you think about something the jew disapproves of Anyone knows when OpenBSD 12.5 releases
Alexander Parker
>He uses the corporate-clear If you aren't a wagie salaryman use a freaking cryptonet. Or join a collective VPN.
Parker Ross
Underrated as fuck
Cooper Torres
> مفو ليس لدي أي وجه
Matthew Williams
>Year 2019 + 60 >Not having IRC module connected directly to your prefrontal cortex What's your excuse???
Anthony Martin
>70 credits left after alimony payments for my former sexbot
what should i buy before wiping my wetware for good?
Matthew Thomas
>that user who stored his long-term memories in RAM disk for muh speed and ended up forgetting two decades when he hit his head
Jack Turner
>10nm Intel will finally be released next year
Ryder Allen
Why do the girls in these images look really asian and not anime-like at all?
Isaac Jackson
>be Jow Forums user in 2079 >mod my penis into a bio-USB Type "C" connector >throw in a program that starts on connection to infect whatever it connects to with a harmful virus >never get the chance to use it anyway
>deck and a sidearm wedged in my backpack What like to play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Adrian Davis
What the fuck is wrong with that dude?
Caleb Barnes
it's 2079, and commercial nuclear fusion is still twenty years away.
Dominic Moore
he browses Jow Forums
Noah Butler
Yeah I'd like to see those commie fucks do anything against the T3200 series plasma cannon in my arm with their clubs
Adrian Bennett
How do you manage to get this good at drawing yet still be this bad at understanding lighting?
Benjamin Bennett
>5 Luddites show up >blows one up >has to wait 10 minutes to recharge >other 4 club you like a seal in Canada
Landon Clark
I mean the dude in the pic. Is he a tranny or something?
Jonathan White
>is he a tranny or something? he also browses Jow Forums
Landon Brown
I found illegal long distance sight augmentation device that belonged to my pre-caretaker that survived the hardware grabs of the 2020's. It strongly resembles rectal stimulation device but its somewhat thinner and longer. How do I use that? None of my neuroapps seemed capable to connect to it and it didn't seem to respond even to old school tapping. No subscription invitations whatsoever.
I want to see if its true that free people managed to reach [OMITTED] and build colonies there. I know this device is capable of increasing the size of that small red dot in the sky. I want to see, I want to believe there is hope.
Just look through it lol. But DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN.
Cameron Gomez
why does this dude look like male siren
Jaxson White
Hope to hell that things had a cap on it, and even then the main glass will have a fair bit of dust on it. I'd say to get it laser cleaned at your local bio-optics shop, but someones gonna notice you bringing that. Whatever you do don't touch the glass with anything or you're fucked. Also what type of mount is it on? If you see an instrument panel with motors to control it, there should be a remote that plugs into it with a cord that has an RJ-45 connector. Just be careful with it, those old data transfer connectors tend to have a small flimsy latch on the top of them.
Ryan Bell
Apparently he's a tranny.
Carson Scott
Are there any sci-fi books that talk about the future? I heard about The Expanse and that sounds cool, but I'm talking about life on Earth 100 years from now.
Accelerando by Charles Stross Rainbows End by Vernor Vinge The Golden Age by John C. Wright Those are probably the best 3 non-cyberpunk books on the Singularity. Accelerando starts a few years after the present day and basically walks you through the next century. It's a hell of a narrative centered on a main guy who's badass. The Vinge book is similar but starts about 20 years from now and concludes in the same time frame. The last book is basically a far future post singularity post scarcity society. It also is quite badass and highly recommended.
Ryder Peterson
> RJ-45 connector Shit, how old do you think it is? Like, 50 years?
Benjamin Diaz
Guys, I think 2079 will finally be the year of the linux desktop. But actually this time
Matthew Nguyen
He looks exactly like the jewish kid from big mouth.
Can someone recommend me a cheap laptop that's not 1366x768? It's 2079 ffs.
Charles Howard
>wiping your wetware
Enjoy getting neural pathway degenerative disease. 70 cr is enough for a refirb headspace implant. Set it to write-only and just transfer your bad memories to it. No harm done
Nicholas Smith
There are still people on this board running skill acquisition firmware from the 60s
Can you imagine running one of those old neural nets in your brain still? Lmao imagine taking more than a couple hours to learn how to play an instrument or learn a new language. Lmao @ nodelets
Christian Edwards
>mfw see 80 year old synthetic boomer at a college bar >I'm talking early 30's beginner synthetics, back before gel/nano implants. The lights literally reflected off his metallic torso and synth eyes. >mfw he still pulled more pussy than me >mfw no gf
Kind of sick of the holo billboards in my local biodome showing embarassing biomommy brap porn ads everytime I walk past bros...
Angel Perez
Yikes, this guy is trying to violate the smartcontract ToS of his neural implants. Hope the Reintegration department is nice when they wipe his personality and memory chips and reassign him...
Colton Edwards
WTF USDcoin is crashing again
Caleb Moore
I actually put quite some effort in this post >2079 CPU Technology plateaued after 7nm. The new era is co-processors again. GPU main purpose are graphics again, with a focus on VR. Tensor calculation co processors are ubiquitous for neural nets inference. Desktops are hobbyist machines. Monitors are mainly replaced by VR headsets, except for programmers. Bram Moolenaar is dead for about a decade and vim is not maintained anymore. RMS also dead. Emacs still alive but GNU hurd still in beta. Google monopoly is over and became vaporwave aesthetic. SJW trend is also over, being regarded as the hippies of the late 2010s to mid 2020s. nu-nu-Jow Forums now shills chromebooks. Chinese are now the ones in charge. Chinese is the world's number one language but it doesn't matter in practice because real time translation has become so powerful being bilingual is a deprecated skill, just like how sewing your own clothing is a deprecated thing in 2019. You get assigned a profiled account with all your social interactions at birth, along with your id documents, passport and so on. Using this account to use mobile devices is mandatory. Arabian petro-monarchies era is over. Iran is the one in charge in the region.
Christian Richardson
Probably close to it, iirc some company tried to redo the standard by saying it was archaic or some jarz and it splintered off into literally 60+ different plugs. And that's how we ended up needing to get an adapter or a new data cable for each motherboard/bioboard manufacturer.
Isaac Nguyen
The jews have traded in their fragile organic bodies for robots, and now are the supreme rulers and litteral gods.
Not long after, the world mourns for the 6 millions hacked jewbots.
I just have my Telomeres patched every year alongside my neural backup. Biologically speaking i'm pretty much 18, bio-emulation in mechanical bodies just isn't there yet.
Michael Rogers
that's britain in 2019
Nathan Hill
>be me >have mild headache every first friday at 3:15AM for the last 3 years >go to government mandated socialist autodoc >autodoc says it's psychosomatic and I should eat more of the edible weed government rations >fuck-that-shit.sh >cave in to one of my friends to "jokingly" talked about places in an app of some kind that help people run illegal apps on their mind implant >she "jokingly" shows me something called a website inside an app called I2P >people in something called a forum are all anarchists using an app called "librebrain" which erases the government app in your mind implant and replaces it with librebrain >in one thread people are talking about recent changes to the libremind app >look at a page called changelog.md >scroll down >>"RELEASE 7.8.1 : This build fixes weird cronjob bug found in original implant firmware that causes some humans to get one real bitch of a headache at 3:15AM on the first friday of every month. We don't even know how the fuck the gov't got this bug in there and it only affects 1.04% of citizens but here's a fix for it. We think it was introduced in original government firmware version 45.2.9. We hope this small niche of users can get some peaceful rest! >posted 3 years ago >scavenge the hardware needed to "flash" my implant with this app >download it one day after work >it completes >reboot mind implant >all kinds of customization settings appear before my eyes >play with cool infrared vision settings for my eyeballs I found in the 'Extra Goodies' menu until I fall asleep >that night, no headache >weep with joy when I wake up in the morning >go to leave for work >cops are outside >they see me >I say good morning >they blackbag my head and beat the shit out of me in the back of a van >get send to gulag for scavenging parts from The Peoples Trash to make my flashing device >refuse to work to death in The Peoples Uranium Mine >sent to solitary confinement >play Doom on my mind implant until the decide to shoot me
>He didn't just enlist to get all the official, compatible mods installed >He didn't make EXNAND backups of all his firmware >He didn't keep a copy of the official backups either >He didn't get an honourable discharge after having his leg blown off, the replacement's response time being considered too slow for non-wartime military service I don't even care that I'm going into the grinder if a (serious) war breaks out, because I'm still a possible asset they left me with all my gear and the firmware "disabled" >wink wink now you don't get into any trouble with that firmware there boy, you just do civvy shit till we need you alright? Sure better not get into cyb to support yourself for the next couple years so we don't have to pay you so much disability, nooo, that'd be a real shame there boy, just sit at home and watch neuroflix, not like we want you to stay in good shape or anything! I swear they left "DisableRestrictions.bat" on my drive on purpose
Andrew Cruz
Look up how people smoothed out stepper motors in the 10's, they had shithouse motors but through nice drivers they could get them running nicely (well, shit by todays standards, fuckwits just didn't know how to use them) It's a lost art, but the point still stands. Any rotary-linear actuator can be smoothed out pretty effectively if you know what you're doing. Still, if they're that bad, if not replace them, order replacements so that when they do go, you've got some on hand. (Older patters are getting more difficult to find than you'd think, makes it easier to just replace the whole joint assembly/prosthesis. I have triple sets of spares of all mine ready to go. >Walking isn't a given right God I'm glad I'm not in europistan.
Jacob Kelly
How badly did you fuck up your last life, user?
John Nguyen
But all the lighting's coming from the fridge/the massive LCD just off to the right out of frame
Cooper Young
I'll give you a clue >OPTICS
Lincoln Rogers
>installing gentoo on a brain
Chase Gomez
A little blue thing that says nice things to me I like it
Nah, if anything we'll all ascend as machines into outer space populating other planets and we leave the jews behind with a deadly nano virus.
6 months later we repopulate earth free from the jew menace.
Chase Mitchell
my gen1 augs are the only thing keeping me alive. I can't upgrade to streamlined new age ones, turning off my current augs would shock my internal organs and my fragile body couldn't withstand the trauma.
Anyways, I may not be pretty, but I'm expected to live to 150.
>Neuro mods need replenishing, feeling less than base line without my constant injection of endorphins >No need to sleep anymore so there's much more time on your hands, a lot of people opt out of this mod understandably >Work as a wage cuck for a mere 25 US credits an hour (roughly 11 USD today) >Most jobs automated so stuck doing physical labor based work >Most places won't bother hiring you if you don't have exomods due to the fact that work days are 12 hours and human limbs can't keep up >Education doesn't exist anymore since everyone gets implants which allows constant streaming of information, you can only specialize or move up the ranks at the 3 main companies that own the world now >I spend every day doing the same thing; work, come home to my 12x6 apt, eat (I'm not sure if I'll opt into the nourishment mod, I like food), and hibernate in my DreamDeck playing vidya or living out whatever fantasies
It's boring lads, I'm worthless. Even my parents haven't visited me from Mars Base 20 (or New Maine if you want to be a fag about it) because they're so disappointed.
Not sure how I got here but I'm coming from the year 2019.
Is the future good? Can I buy myself loli maidbot gf?
Ian Bailey
Trace a line from the light in the fridge to the girl, none of the light should even reach her face at the height they've both been drawn. Also the overall contrast between the light and dark areas is completely off and half of the objects have shadows that make no sense.
Carter Flores
needed someone else to install GNU+Linux since i kept crashing as the kernel officially doesnt support gen-4 cyberbrains yet is there a way to temporarily add boot options while operating since i obviously cant acces them myself while rebooting
Connor Ross
>Is the future good? Meh, same shit, different tech >Can I buy myself loli maidbot gf? Yeah, but it's frowned upon by some. In 2048 when the first companions were released there was a lot of debate as to whether children ones should be legal. Some argue that it'd help keep pedos away from children since they could just fuck a robot child and no one gets hurt, while others found it immoral. Needless to say you can own one now (they're sold as children for people who can't have kids but who are they fooling?) but there will be harsh judgments/assumptions if anyone finds out.
Lucas Walker
>not denying implants until FOSS alternates come You fags fell for the "hype" hard. Enjoy the ads in your dreams.
If people become able to hack and customize their brains, society would come to a complete standstill, because everyone would just set their brains to experience perfect bliss all the time, even if it means becoming catatonic and eventually die.
Sebastian Carter
There seems to be another light source off to the right
Connor Ortiz
Kleinfelter's Syndrome. XXY genes. The real third gender.
man not much changed in 60 years hey, i hought wed have cooler tech. at least cars are self driving and fully elecric solar now. at least we averted global warming. only took the near full extinction of the ocean. i wish i got to see non lab grown fish. i wishi got to see a real farm, but i mean its good that animals dont have to suffer for meat.
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Christopher Garcia
Luddite. No one does that.
Cameron Perez
Will 2080 FINALLY be the year of the Linux desktop?
John Evans
nigger dopamine is beyond comprehension. if you had a button that gave you dopamine hits youd never stop pressing it
Charles Cooper
I find acetic idealism to be more attractive than dopamine.
Tyler Evans
You would if you could, I guarantee it. It would even be rational, why would someone choose to have infinitely more suffering than necessary? Even if you are happy now, it would be absolute hell in comparison to how you *could* feel.
Noah Lee
Yes, if you got hooked on it you would never stop. But most people wouldn't ever start, assuming the authorities made clear what effects it has on people. >i could press this button and feel infinite bliss... but I would never stop and just die of dehydration, as an emaciated shell of my former self Only a minority of people would say yes to this.
Carter Diaz
just put on a 200k downpayment for a nice suburban townhouse valued at 3 million. Feels good man