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Why are techies dying so young?
Thomas Moore
Jason Adams
>one guy died
Chase Peterson
He probably drank 24 liters of redbull a day, did coke to wake up and ritalin to concentrate. No wonder these faggots drop like flies.
Matthew Jackson
Hopefully micro dosing LSD.
Henry Sanchez
People who consume drugs deserve to die.
Owen Brown
>ocala
well, there was his problem.
Benjamin Baker
who cares?
Henry Ortiz
You cannot die from LSD, r-right?
Easton Miller
fentanyl was invented
Easton Gonzalez
If you take enough you can, you need to really try though. Fucks your head up the more you take
Jeremiah Cook
Natural selection
Oliver Russell
no, but it isn't good for your heart or head with long-term use and dangerous garbage like 25i-nbome is often sold as lsd
Gabriel Nguyen
Too much onions and general faggotry. This is what happens to you when you use electron, raspbian and code in javascript on Mac OSX or ubuntu
John Foster
>YES! oN YoUr NexT TRiP U wiLL DiE
Jayden Torres
because being a techie means you have no time to do anything accept your job and some people just can't be alone with their feels
Andrew Foster
the candle that burns twice as bright burns out twice as fast
Alexander Sullivan
Onions overload
Ryder Baker
The substance itself can't kill you
Brody Russell
>most techies are americans
>every single american is a drug addict
Beats me
Ayden Gonzalez
Vaccines
Logan Brooks
>take enough you can
horseshit - wheres your sauce? enough to drown in, maybe
Jace Foster
damn that's a nice quote
ill use it if people ask me why im so lazy and then tip my fedora, do a 360 and wall away
Thomas Brown
i have never met a bigger group of flu vaccine enthusiasts than tech workers
Chase Clark
You can OD on water if you drink too much. I've heard of people having strokes on large doses of lsd and committing suicide, this is purely anecdotal, the real risk is extremely low.
Owen Clark
You would have to really... really try... and I mean really try.
Ayden James
There are stories from back in the day of an initiation ritual for people who wanted to get into the inner circle of LCD producers. These were secretive hippie types. The test was to do a "thumbprint". You press your thumb into a pile of crystal LSD and lick it. This is a ridiculous massive does. Like milligram ranges for something that's effective at 100 micrograms. Anyways, it didn't kill them. I think there is on reported death of an elephant after injecting it with a massive amount of LSD, though.
Christopher Price
Le white male drug addiction.
Joseph Nguyen
i love seeing these lads go. he wrote comments about how drugs expanded his mind. i'm sure he is enjoying the vastness of nothingness now
Owen Moore
It's because he had no woman and went to drugs. Like every white man.
They turn to drugs because they have nothing to work for. No family. No real friends.
Asher Butler
>square
>mobile app
I thought they made RPGs
Brandon Jones
name a single thing you can't overdose on
Bentley Gomez
so sauce = hearsay (of varying disrepute) and throw in the word 'suicides', because this totally applicable to actual question: 'How many People Have Died with LSD overdose as Cause of Death?'
The answer, as before, remains. None, Null, Nada, Zero and Fucking Zip. The 'real risk' of death by LSD overdose is not 'extremely low'. It is fcking non-existent. There be none
>b-but muh ded elephants
glowing neon pink ones, presumably
Brody Carter
anime
Aaron Richardson
That could be because the lethal dose is insanely high, which makes it practically impossible to overdose since almost nobody has access to a lethal dose, and even if they did, wouldn't try and take it. Like injecting massive amounts of pure LSD. Yes, no one will ever die from blotter or even drinking a whole bottle of liquid.
Nicholas Foster
put it this way:
consider, the amount of idiots in the world
x that by the amount of drugs, intake of which tends not makes idiots wiser, being entirely honest about the matter
Now, if we multiply a x b, and still no-one in fucking entirety of History manged to overdose on LSD to date, despite idiots running factories full of the shit, etc. - I think we can presume, it is so difficult as can be ruled, to all intents and purposes, a practical impossibility. If a coke OD is Gods way of telling you, you have too much money, I'm not sure what an LSD overdose would be indicative of. We'll probably never know
Noah King
/thread
Michael Gray
So many of my fellow students were doing adderall to >study. Reality was they were just addicted lol
Logan Taylor
very fucking stressful job, tech is the archetype of globalism, everything is so uncertain and fragile, so everybody ends up having anxiety and depression no matter how successful they are
Isaac Lee
Fun fact: On Greatful Dead tour, the traveling hippies would self-police by giving rapists and murderers unreal dosages of LSD, known as a mega dose. Nobody ever died, but they all had the worst acid trip of their lives, that would last for years upon end. Many of these people would be stuck in this hell for decades, or in some cases, their entire life.
So no, you can't die by OD'ing on LSD, but if you take enough at a time you'll wish you would have.
Joseph Nguyen
Coffee
Good luck downing >90 cups of strong coffee in under an hour
Adam Wood
>t. hello world master who program on shitpad t420 with gentoo installed
Samuel Hall
Could easily do it with caffeine pills.
Oliver Ross
you can definitely overdose on coffee - not from the caffeine, but from water intoxication
Ethan Parker
Just from looking at his face i would say onions overdose
Christopher Jenkins
"onions" still cant tell if its jannies trolling or if Jow Forums is due for a purge/restaffing
Parker Russell
terrance mckenna died of brain cancer
Jaxson Cruz
how new are you
Jose Brown
You can die from sugar and even water if you take too much.
Carson Johnson
2012, but i dont interact with the world often, even online
But every return to civilization in any form is always worse then the last, apparently censorship is the current hip thing, fuck this world, might just crawl back into my hole so i can continue to watch it burn from a distance
Jordan Watson
yeah I think you're being a bit dramatic about a cancerous Jow Forums meme word
Daniel Sanders
Just how i see the world Jow Forums are no better because before the sjws there was Christians, Jow Forums has alot of Christians in their ranks which make them no better then the shit we have now
Sorry for the ranting but censorship really needs to just fuck off
Angel Roberts
>le based onion boy memay
it's about time for these word filters to end. they werw never funny to begin with.
Lincoln Phillips
>Citation needed
Josiah Harris
I've been reading Hacker News for a while. I find their bizarre pretentious Bay Area attitude to life fascinating and it's given me a little insight into what's going on there.
Basically, the workplace is extremely competitive. They all believe they are the next Bill Gates, Steve Jobs whatever (despite only designing GUIs or new mobile apps that would make your eyes roll) and to do this they are resorting to extreme lifestyle changes:
>sacrificing sleep time
>loading up on drugs (caffeine, nootropics, stimulants etc.)
>unusual diets (fasting, keto, vegan etc.)
Unfortunately they're arrogant attitude detached from reality blinds them to how strange and damaging this lifestyle is. They are living for work rather than working to live and are crashing and burning hard.
Ethan Peterson
Probably liked meth rocks in his anus a bit too much
Luis Baker
>he wrote comments about how drugs expanded his mind. i'm sure he is enjoying the vastness of nothingness now
lmao underrated glad he died
Easton White
Define drug.
Caleb Green
Junkies are just not killing themselves off fast enough, this faggot got to 35 how is this acceptable in our society, he should have been lynched when he was found to be unclean the next day from the mandatory daily drug testing
We would live in such a perfect world if i or someone like me pulled the strings
Chase Reyes
Vitamin C. Some argue you could have sleep problems but you won’t die
Xavier Nelson
lol edgy
Colton Howard
I grew up in poverty, junkies everywhere, i used to sleep with a knife near my bed at 8 years old because of how out of control the local junkies were, i have a special hatred towards drug users and i think they should be treated worse then pedos
Lincoln Baker
masturbating themselves into an early grave.
Brody Scott
It's the onions milk, made them suicidal and feminine. STOP DRINKING IT AND LIFT WEIGHTS
Jack Howard
bad trip is a well documented thing
Jace King
good for him
Gabriel Cruz
this is how the CIA kills people.
Hunter Lewis
Just a reminder that drugs make all of those better.
>i think they should be treated worse then pedos
This should be assumed.
Easton Flores
nice dodge
Samuel Ortiz
fuck techies and fuck liberals
Gavin Russell
Sounds pretty accurate.