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Isn't this just an updated Skylake for Xeon servers? And how does it compare to Epyc?
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW
>And how does it compare to Epyc?
Lol it's completely shit and gets pulverized by Epyc.
bump. Let's get to the 6 000 000 Kelvins bros
The more housefires the better
delid now!
>(((Shenoy)))
>higher is better
Resonance Cascade more like
more like glue lake
400W
UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES
WHAT THE FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Also the entire fucking CPU is soldered onto the motherboard and is liquid cooled by default.
GLUE
is this a fucking joke?💔
jesus
that's a server part too, how does one cool it without a custom loop or a phase-change
how the fuck did i miss that? fuck ill just link the whole article this time
anandtech.com
Liquid cooling in the datacenter is the new normal
>Rome
7nm
64 core
Socketed
>Glue Lake
14nm
56 core
BGA (only sold in system packages)
Housefire
>"""""400W"""""
So about 1,000W under load?
>april 2
Fuck this is not a joke. Intel is really fucking aborted shit.
Is no one looking at the prices?
The article states 2nd of April but I wonder.
this, 100% this
>b-but they were 400w at their advertised base clock speed of 0.7GHz !
see BGA, and only sold as a system
Probably is, just not the way you think,
It's actually worse. Intel takes the TDP more as a guideline. For example the 9990XE is 255W, BUT actually pulls about 550W. It also needs a 360 RAD, and it's still 100c+
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
PENTIUM D era is back!!!!
This Xeon already consumes over 500W, Intel is THIS fucking shit.
reminder intel still has spectre and meltdown and software cant mitigate it
just delid it
remember when Intel tried to bash AMD for "gluing together chips" after ryzen release?
Weren't like two new exploits since then?
Can't exploit em if the CPU turns into plasma!
it's like half a dozen different variations of it now, one worse than the other
For every "ryzen has failed" shitpost intel has added a core or 100mhz to a xeon sku.
I'd like to see the optional air cooling solution
and another 100W TDP on top. For free so you're not cold when the winter comes.
test
No goy, they are features, FEATURES
like two of these
>Casket Lake
cascade lake more like lava lake haha
HOLY SHIT!
That takes me back.
Fermi housefires and some insane nvidia fanboy.
thats old news
intel is now on the level of a blue hypergiant
>That takes me back.
To when your house burnt down?
NO GOY, MORE IS BETTER
NIGGA WHAT
Intel Ownage Double What Amd Can Do l337 Intel 4 Ever
It's based on CPU price versus performance. When your shit is more overpriced than gold that tends to happen.
>2 x Intel Xeon Poo
>$20000
JUST BUY IT GOY
Zen 2 better not be a flop or someone's getting burnt alive
>someone's getting burnt alive
Yeah, Intel buyers
oh no no no no
it's over, intel is finished
>Is no one looking at the prices?
Seems more like a joke of the auther because the prices are TBA, but they're going to cost a metric shitton.
look at the prices for those xeon platinums and consider for a moment that they literally cant make enough of those to meet the ever-increasing demand even on their extremely mature 14nm process which is at near perfect yields by now
the real reason 10nm has been delayed for long might actually be that even a relatively small regression in yields would simply not be worth it financially when they are permanently stuck at max capacity
10nm is aborted forever, no amount of shekels in the world could salvage that garbage. TSMC is ahead of Intel.
we will see, remember that the only product we've seen so far on TSMC 7nm HPC has been the radeon 7...
GCN is old, 7nm can't do miracles, but it will definitely allow Ryzen to clock higher, which is neat.
Nvidia is still going on modified kepler stuff. It also looks like pascal has added some of gcn style strengths into it as well now.
But rtg just doesn't (didn't) have the funding to push it far enough and the needed improvements in vega have failed to hit the consumer workloads.
Vega20 is very much the hpc grasp with early pcie4, infinity fabric and fp64 to fight the volta, although volta2 has been mentioned a couple of times.
can't make this shit up
lol
This is literal Pentium D deja vu.
All this means is the obvious, AMD is back.
fucking yikes in hell
>400w
are they just trying to holocaust themselves?
>haha it's glued together!!!!
>proceeds to steal the idea
What will be their excuse this time? The best part is that Naples still has more PCIe lanes available, lmao.
more like cascade failure am I right ;)
>this is going to compete with Rome EPYCs
It's over, AMD won again.
>less is better
OH NO NO NO
The competition can't compete
The pair of 8280s pretty consistently wins. It seems like intel will try to take any performance superlative they can find, even at the expense of power, money, heat, etc.
Yeah they're trying their best to combat Rome. But it's useless.
you gonna need at least this to cool it
look at these prices...
>4 cores
>$1,221
intel is finished!
time to short intel stocks
>4 cores
>$7,007
wut
All those fucking variants
Are intel losing their minds? EBYN will fucking rape their jewish ass
>ark.intel.com
Fucking 4 core for 7k doesnt even have 10nm holy shit.
>$7000 for the luxury of supporting up to 1 TB of RAM
lmao
lets just all the global warming
1TB of memory in 6 channels, and 48 PCI-E lanes.
It's a pretty monster VM server chip.
so to sum it up
intel april fools news
+100% price A YEAR LATER
+8% at most in some areas A YEAR LATER
and its going to complete with the NEW EPYCS of THIS YEAR
if you didnt convice your self that amd literally made intel to become the amd of 2012-2016 then i dont know..
>It's a pretty monster VM server chip.
you forget that the intel always fuck you up on the chipset topology this is probably gonna be a full x16 sriov (if you use gpus which is logical..)for just 4VMs with that retarded output
or literally just 1 via the cpu itself
People still care about intel?
lmoa what the shit
Read that as industrial shitters
you are all stupid, you cannot afford it this is why you are angry about it
Cascade lake
more like
Burned down my house-lake
If you cant afford a quad rtx titan and dual i9 9980xe setup with 256gbs of ram and 64tbs of storage you're a stupid fucking poor retard and you are just angry about it
>400W
What in the ever loving fuck?
stop kvetching