I've just ordered myself a Christmas sweater to make myself look pretty at work. Why haven't you ordered one yet?

I've just ordered myself a Christmas sweater to make myself look pretty at work. Why haven't you ordered one yet?

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because i dont clelebrate christmas

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because I already have one!
Its very pretty too

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IT IS HARAM, INFIDEL.

I bet you look very cute

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Shouldn't post such lewd things. Post your Christmas jumper

What is it made from? Wool or cottom?

How about I tare your sweater off and do lewd things to you

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i have a christmas hat does that count?

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sounds fun, but why do you call a jumper a sweater?

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because Americans call it a sweater and I don't want them to think I was leaving them out, because I want to marry cute American boy

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stop lewdposting with karen
ᵃnᵈ ᵖᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗʳᶦᵖ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵒn ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵒᵐᵒ

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>ᵗʳᶦᵖ
Whats this?

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I want to rip off your undergarments with my teeth

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trip but smaller

hmmm

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I want you to rub your Christmas hat on your smoll bepis then send it to me so I can sniff it.

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>no Christmas jumpers posted

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I can't post it because you'll know who I am if you see me irl and might hurt me

i am angry about leafs

i don't own one ; -;

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you think we know each other irl already?

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Maybe

that makes me unspeakably nervous

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Please don't be nervous, it's just me being paranoid

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It's okay. I wouldn't hurt you anyway.

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I know what happened with your first date though fren. It's not your fault though, you couldn't have known she was on the roof repairing the satellite dish when you moved the ladders away and she fell. It's not your fault I trust you

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because im not a wagecuck