I've just ordered myself a Christmas sweater to make myself look pretty at work. Why haven't you ordered one yet?
I've just ordered myself a Christmas sweater to make myself look pretty at work. Why haven't you ordered one yet?
because i dont clelebrate christmas
because I already have one!
Its very pretty too
IT IS HARAM, INFIDEL.
I bet you look very cute
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Shouldn't post such lewd things. Post your Christmas jumper
What is it made from? Wool or cottom?
How about I tare your sweater off and do lewd things to you
i have a christmas hat does that count?
sounds fun, but why do you call a jumper a sweater?
because Americans call it a sweater and I don't want them to think I was leaving them out, because I want to marry cute American boy
stop lewdposting with karen
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Whats this?
I want to rip off your undergarments with my teeth
trip but smaller
hmmm
I want you to rub your Christmas hat on your smoll bepis then send it to me so I can sniff it.
>no Christmas jumpers posted
I can't post it because you'll know who I am if you see me irl and might hurt me
i am angry about leafs
i don't own one ; -;
you think we know each other irl already?
Maybe
that makes me unspeakably nervous
Please don't be nervous, it's just me being paranoid
It's okay. I wouldn't hurt you anyway.
I know what happened with your first date though fren. It's not your fault though, you couldn't have known she was on the roof repairing the satellite dish when you moved the ladders away and she fell. It's not your fault I trust you
because im not a wagecuck