How would you fix this?

How would you fix this?

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Give back, Jamal

I'd wait the 25,536,442 minutes and then enter the correct password.

But that's over 48 years. The iPad might be obsolete by then

Don't let a fucking 3 year-old near a tablet.

>ipad is disabled
well no shit all apple products are disabled

>might

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They'll still have a lot of resell value for Apple collectors. I wish that wasn't a real thing but it is

The correct answer is to allow the locked system to match a backup with a cryptographic hash and restore to a valid previous encrypted backup (care being taken on the users end to not have said encrypted backup in freely accessible cloud storage, or something similarly retarded). Then decrypt the restored device without entering the wrong password like a moron.

>mfw people in that thread complained about reverting to a prior backup being bad because they just HAVE to have data they had prior to the lockout
>mfw that one moron crying about it being 'ableist' to design a system that would lock retards out from PIN entry for decades
Lmao like if you dont want to have to remember the PIN code or if you are using the phone as a retard's plaything, just dont set a fucking PIN.

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Shell out $30,000+ for a GreyKey box in the black market

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wait for it...

GIVE

Not op, but what is stopping you from taking the Ipad apart and swapping out the hard drive or BIOS chips with one from a mutilated smashed screen Ipad? Wouldn't that "unlock" the device? Obviously we're getting into Ship of Theseus turf here. Does the iPad verify the chips itself?

By the time you unlock it, it will be in a museum!

Let ipad run out of battery so it stops counting time
Turn back on
Unlock

Better yet swap it for a screen that’s already unlocked!

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Losses weigh heavier then gains for people. That's why people get so anal over small losses even if they are irrelevant to the whole.

>kindly ask SERN for a black hole
>shoot iPad at black hole
>aim for schwarzchild radius
>orbit for a while
>retrieve iPad once black hole has evaporated
>enter correct password

Educate myself about technology so I never spend $1000 on a Fisher price os locked down toddler toy.

Real answer: take to applel story with proof of purchase so they can use their backdoor to fix it

>then
than*
Then is in reference to time.
>This happened then this happened
Than is to compare.
>I prefer this than that
Use your power for whatever.

Give it back Shaniqua!

By not buying/stealing Apple crap

Does it have porn in it that you really want back?

install earth clock

ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/3-year-old-locks-parents-out-of-ipad-for-25-536-442-minutes-1.4370504
> A man in Washington, D.C., was locked out of his iPad for more than 25 million minutes, or 48 years, after his 3-year-old tried to use it

ahahaha. iTODDLERS LITERALLY BTFO.

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was this severe autism?

Give Jamal back, it.

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>americans for limited government
>bragging about the government giving people jobs instead of the market
lel mutts

I only have that saved as an example of how shitty political cartoonists in the US are. Branco is among the worst.

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It's literally above your post what happened, dumb memeing nigger