Gmail account

Go to a payphone that accepts incoming calls.

You have to use Tor/VPN.

>textnow
>please use a google or facebook.

because they don't want spam accounts?

ask a stranger to use their phone; buy a cheap prepay in cash a few cities over, and throw it in the trash when done.

You need name+address nowadays to activate a prepaid card in Europe. (or Germany at least)

Use Protonmail to Tutanota. No identifying info needed.

>I'm fine with them scanning all of my emails, but giving them my phone number is just too much!
You have strange standards, user.

>signing up for a google account in [current year]

for what purpose?

user I'm literally a EU fag - it doesn't work here as I said - the GPDR isn't a fucking "reeee do not track me" magical button