>know someone in a company
>lie cheat and steal your way in
>be incompetent as fuck at what you do but you are a fucking company man who socializes with everyone and makes the company look good in other ways so you're irreplaceable regardless
Welcome to modern company practices. What, you thiought you'd get a job by actually knowing things? HAHAHAH.
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Juan Baker
Samuel Thomas
This isn't easy to pull off though. Bullshitting is an art.
Henry Moore
fiverr will save me
Noah Richardson
Learn machine learning and deep learning. I'm serious. Most CS people are math-lets and have a hard time getting into ML. I know civil engineering idiots making >100k fucking around with lego block deep learning bs (same as me but I know slightly more programming) because they can get into the math pretty easy and learn ML fairly easily. And there isn't that much programming in it nor do people really expect you to program very well, except the basic stuff in python. I mean you need to program but it's mostly data analysis and not software engineering. Also I live in the middle of nowhere and make >100k so you should get much better salary in the coasts.
Hunter Butler
Easier than getting a job by having experience. You'll find a job eventually, but it'll involve flipping burgers or checking out endless ugly housewives dragging along ten crotch goblins with their shit store purchases.
Gabriel Ward
Fuck programming. You need to know someone and you're always going to have competition from H1B imports.
Here's the quickest way to $100k+ starting salary
>2 years undergrad (no degree, only 60 credits)
>3 year accelerated PharmD program
You'll be making $100k with just 5 years of school. This makes the most sense and certainly is more comfy than programming. Pharmacy schools don't accept foreign college credits either, so you won't have to worry about imports and you don't need to worry about AI stealing your job because it's legally required that a licensed human is to dispense them. Programming will become obsolete before pharmacy.
Xavier King
No really, dont.
It doesn't seem like it, but programming is extremely stressful on your mind and psych, especially if you dont like it or the work attitude people expect from you isn't for you.
I'm CS but not a fan of programming, but because people assume CS= programming I got shoved into programming roles for a few years. I can manage so I figured I could make it work, but after about a year I basically wanted to kill myself. Ever since I switched to security shit which is the shit I actually care about it's a complete 180. People talk about getting a job you love because it is a real thing, if you can't stand walking il every morning and having to go to work, it's not worth the extra money.
Isaac Butler
Java/C# and do the needful sir. Enjoy no job security after a few years though. Lmfao
Thomas Taylor
Is there a standard textbook for this you'd recommend? I have an old book on neural nets, but it might be outdated. Should I learn tensor flow, or other stuff?
Aaron Morales
No one has a passion for stocking shelves, but plenty of people do it.
Programming is not some special job only a chosen few are capable of doing you stupid monkey