Windows is a jet plane. Linux is a bicycle

These posts: No argument

Windows
>gets you from A to B (analagous to everyday tasks for vast majority of home & work users) as quick as possible

blog.zorinaq.com/i-contribute-to-the-windows-kernel-we-are-slower-than-other-oper/
>I Contribute to the Windows Kernel. We Are Slower Than Other Operating Systems. Here Is Why.

Hotel: Trivago

>your flight has been delayed because of a windows update
>please relax, the flight in progress is updating, we will get back in the air as soon as it has completed
>pajeets watching you tinkle from a camera in the toilet
>barf bags cost extra

i love this analogy because it's true;
if i want to fly, or use windows, i have to let the tsa probe my anus and fondle my balls while i wait forever for the privilege; and if i say the wrongthink, i mean wrong thing, i'll get a visit from burly men to fuck me in the ass.

whereas, with linux, i can just hop on and use it without a license or prostate exam.

Can I just use my cyrrent win10 key and use it to install win10 ltsc or will i neef to get an enterprise key?

Who won the race, the tortoise or the hare?

Me because i am not sucking dicks and fighting os wars on Jow Forums.

I cringed while reading this. Rethink your life, put your efforts into something useful instead of creating threads filled with false analogies. Apply yourself.

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And just like a passenger on a plane windows users have 0 idea how their OS works and no control over it.