Because it's aimed at kids and adult kids.
The absolute state of the web
Kayden Adams
Jayden Long
>fell in love with tech because of edgy cyberpunk aesthetic
>everyone in tech wants everything to be cutesy bullshit
Joseph Taylor
>parties
degenerate
Nathaniel Long
>most of consumer spending is done by women with their husbands' paychecks.
Daily reminder that the destruction of the patriarchal family unit is the cause of 99% of the first world's current problems.
Easton Foster
>hates fluff
sorry everything doesn't look like hand-coded HTML from 2002 you fucking boomer.
Ayden Cook
I'd guess phones happened. Ever since everyone has one we have attention spans of 10,20 seconds at best, they need all the cutesy moving shit to make sure we are still there.
Camden Campbell
But it's the exact opposite. Where do you think the current spending habits came from?
Levi Fisher
>DUDE SHEEP LMAO THIS IS ORIGINAL AND HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE POST SHEEP POST SHEEP POST SHEEP EVERYWHERE NEW AND EXCITING KANTOOOOOOOO
Cooper Nguyen
Weak men with wives that rule over them since (thanks to the bad joke that is divorce court) women now hold all the power in marriage. That and the burgeoning cultural view that women should be independent and do what they want regardless of whether or not they're in a relationship. Which is exactly what I said, the destruction of the patriarchal family unit.
Adrian Baker
take it to /vp/ dude
more fluff is good fluff