It's not all bad in Blighty.
The absolute state of british women
mama mia!
ripe for breeding
Why are you bothered or interested even? I’m in the Chinese takeaway now, luckily it’s still open. Perfect night. Fucked s bird in a car park earlier tonight, Mel, fuck that was hot. So nasty but sooooo nice. We just stood at the back of the only parked car and 20 feet away from a busy road and fucked. Epic.
I’m getting crispy shredded beef in Peking sauce. Awesome. I need my space afterwards so I do this every week or so, thots are my hobby. Why do you care?
I mean , not horrible.
poot
BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP
i mean...
i would...
Because you're endorsing the lack of portion control. How are you gonna find a wife to raise your kids responsibly when she can't eat less than two servings of wetherspoons pulled pork?
imagine the smell...