The life of the office IT guy:

>what's the wifi password
don't connect your phone, we monitor it and if the boss asks we have to sort through what you look at
>do you know how to get this software?
I'll install it, boss is terrified of hackers so I can't give out the admin password.
>can you set up my docking station?
>implying I didn't already
>where is this file located?
Your file, your problem, but I'll look around in my free time anyway
>credentials for software
>implying we don't use AD
people are retards and it's your job to babysit them so they don't break everything, welcome to IT

>Has working in IT always been being a glorified help desk for normies? People can't be this helpless...
IT itself is only a tool to grant us more leisuretime. The whole point of anything is the effortlessness of life.

Wageslavery Stockholm syndrome

I'm sure IT would be thrilled if I made a registry edit instead of just asking IT to fix the problem.

> let alone maintain them
Newsflash, YOU are there to maintain them. They were hired to do a different job.

praise be to adobe reader.

I honestly don't get how you can literally invent the pdf format and then provide pretty much the worst pdf reader on the market.

Your job is to know things and help people with them. What did you think you were hired for? If you dislike your job, quit.

The people designing back-end are different from the people designing front-end. If the people in back are orders of magnitude more talented, then you can get a situation like adobe reader.

I assume they just spend all that photoshop money on hookers and blow and in their coked up state they physically abuse the keyboard (while the source code is open in an ide) having mistaken it for aforementioned prostitute and the build server coughs it up for consumption all automated and shit.
Thats also how the previous build of flash player happens every single time.