I'm in

FBI reports don't count unless you're googling gay sex with hats on in another tab

>both
fug I cant do top with a guy, Im not gay

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she isn't a nun for chad

why do I never ever run across such profiles on dating apps. (I am in europe that may be part of it, we don't really have a deep seated online hook-up culture I think)

that's fine
I am a chad and fuck her raw regular which she loves. she's just too submissive and timid

defo technology.
I often speculate about what sort of devices I could create to toy around with a cute gf/gf(male). Of course I would try said device on myself first when possible and fine tune it, before using it on someone else

I've grown bored of completely submissive women; I like when I come across an "alpha" female. You know the type who is still feminine (not a feminist harpie) but can take matters in her own hands.

I can just see it now
>Hey Jow Forums can you help me properly pin out my breadboard? I'm trying to use an rPi to utilize a thermal probe on the end of a dildo to dictate thrust speed.

eh why not?
my pervy contraptions are nerdy chick magnets