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>soldered everything
>glued in batteries
>made of soda cans
>keyboard has no travel
>no more function keys
>no fucking ports
>expensive as fuck
>mediocre specs
>absolute worst thermals
The operating system is literally the only redeeming part. And the screens are nice. But what the fuck does that matter on a laptop?

I'm whiter than you but dob't derail my thread, we can discuss that on pol

>dude I followed a guide on how to install ubuntu! i had to pick a window manager from a gui installer! im a real hacker! you develop software for a living and i'm just a neet? fuck you im the real hacker not you!
because its basically linux (its actually completely POSIX compliant)

What makes it more productive to use than any other laptop?

> I don't have that kind of time anymore
use RHEL or ubuntu
>I just don't understand the hate on here
most apple software is nonfree closed source garbage

>made of soda cans
>absolute worst thermals
you have valid complaints except for these two. Macs are extremely well built and durable, and the cooling while keeping a small profile is where lots of their money goes.

>nonfree closed source garbage
That's only an argument for freetards. The rest of us don't care.

>Macs are extremely well built and durable
My 2011 FagBook Poor's hinges broke after only 3 years of moderate use. Meanwhile my ThinkPad X230 from 2012 is fine. Also my MacBook regularly got hot enough to fry my balls and the fans sounded like helicopters. I'm never buying a Mac again.

youtube.com/watch?v=zBkuNpgACH0

>yeah dood i'm totally a real hacker see this javascript i'm writing for this advertising company, fukken 1337 hax man fuck those fat linux neckbeards can't even come close
macos isn't linux and is lacking critical features

>soldered everything
Becoming the standard
>glued in batteries
Yup but best battery life
>made of soda cans
Yeah... no
>keyboard has no travel
Oh no... who cares
>no more function keys
Oh no... who cares
>no fucking ports
USB-C is a port. Therefore yes it has ports
>expensive as fuck
Yup it can be an investment but maintains 80% of its value for at least 5 years. Show me a PC that maintains 40% of it's value after a year.
>mediocre specs
Seem to be pretty on par with most if not all workstations
>absolute worst thermals
Yeah... no

we done baby boy?