why is canada so based and usa so gay? lol
Canada love thread
More like usGAY hahahaha
Because 56% of them are too busy sucking their own monkey PPs.
>be american
>get outmatched in girth
how to get canadian gf? hear d they have hueg pene
why you trying to represent us with a fucking nigger?
I really like Canada :^)
Very kind people there
US of gAy
bbc--big bad canada
You guys already do that yourselves
Thanks Germany
lol NOb
Np
U gave us Speirs
FUCKING NIGGERS DON'T REPRESENT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ok mutt, keep telling yourself that
mutt? I'm not black. well, except for one ancestor went on the crusades 1000 years ago to kill sand niggers and apparently fucked a northern african. But it was while killing sand niggers so I give him a pass.
>making excuses
aw...ok
Ok, I'm sorry burger. Canada is still a superior country however
you wish
I disagree, but I will admit I am very happy to have them as neighbors. The mexicans are kind of fucking things up on the southern border, but the canadians give us no problems up north. Really a lovely group of people to have sharing a border with. Also have a lot of family in minnesota. Minnesota people are more like canadians than americans.
at least he fucked something, incel
I'll have you know my celibacy is purely voluntary. It's so I have nothing distracting me from shooting niggers in the head with my american made AR-15. Then when the kikes throw me in prison I get buttfucked lol
Good on you, Ameribro. I think Americans are great too. So passionate about everything, and open to new ideas. Sure you fight, but you fight for what you believe in and I think that makes your country so strong and innovative.
Why thank you good sir. I can't help but feel sometimes we have too many people though. 300 million is a lot to govern. And cities dominate lawmaking, while most of america is rural areas. It's a large place with lots of open space, and I don't feel enough laws match, but I like it here. Plus I'm a firearms enthusiast and this is a good place for that.
>Minnesota people are more like canadians than americans
Agreed, they are very kind/polite, love hockey and even have a similar accent. Makes sense since they border Canada lmao
Tons of Norwegians living there too, and I hear Norwegian is a common ethnicity in canada as well
>Norwegian is a common ethnicity in canada
90% of white people here are either some UK ethnicity (English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh) or French. Keep your 56% bullshit in the mart.
>Canadian auto-fellatio thread.
The iceniggers are restless today.
Apologize. You know you want to
>not counting our territories like the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Guam. Also give us Puerto Rico obv.
>muh landmass
Half of your country is literally a useless frozen wasteland sparsely inhabited by a few eskimo jojoleafs.
why are your countries so obese?
t.healthy landmass of 242,495 km2
shut up cheap whore
>Spain is about 2 times bigger than United Kingdom
fatt
*Dabs in 1.8% the size of Canada*
You have like 30 million people
>163,610 km squared
what a nationlet
I know....*sniffs*...I know
how do you make a minnesotan?
take the arab dick out of a canadian's ass
Wide fatties, I'm taller than you guys
Sorry for not noticing you aren't from Turkey until today
How much of that is arable land that can be used for food?
we're not *that* great bro
we still have toronto bringing us down
>haha they have alot of snow
>*gets snowed on*
>*travels south to escape snow*
>*gets heatstroke*
who wants to fight?
It might be a frozen shithole, but it's MY frozen shithole. No matter how bad it gets i'll be in this country until the day I die. Anybody who moves to another nation was never Canadian in the first pplace.
>be Canadian
>be a good person
>be a quality poster on Jow Forums
>good quality of life
>dont have to live in a third world country like US of GAY
life is good leaf bros
id rather burn alive than be a leaf
I could go for a scrap
>id rather burn alive
That can be arranged.
go ahead and try. you could put a flamethrow to my head and say
>say cananda is better and ill spare you
and i wont say it
I just wanted you to burn alive. I don't care what you think of Canada.
you're a third rate country with fourth rate citizens
OHH CANAADAAAAAAAAAAA
dont you start posting your countries fan fic