What was your most recent injury?
I was eating a can of seasoned/roasted almonds, and in order to collect the flavor-dust I ran my finger around the interior of the can, and ended up slicing my finger in the process, getting salty pepper fire dust into my wound
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A piece of flesh has casually fell off from my face 4 months ago
I tried to put a shock Mount on a mic and it shattered
getting injured is for pussy ass bitches
I crashed into a dump truck in 2014, I haven’t had any injury since
I dived from a cliff and landed flat on my ass
Fuckered my big toe throwing a round kick at a heavy bag a few days ago.
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I popped a large pimple, a drop of blood came out.
i had my peepee cut off
Nail went through my foot, but the most notable one would be my cropped finger
I got rejected by a girl
yeouch
oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah?
Gn8 Y'all
Speep tight!
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
wtf i just noticed jEw id
Thank you for showing me the right path dr. Shekelstein
No problem goyim
I scraped my shin on the metal piece supporting the bed and it healed in two hours
I'm fucking wolverine, next I'll try to outheal a bullet to the head
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right, now I just need to find someone to shoot me. Guess Halloween came early. I should go into a white neighborhood and call them 'white niggas'
Just go up to them and say "ooga booga boo niggas is reverse Halloween, gibs me dat!"
"hello, Black Harvard graduate here, requesting reparations..."
Oh yeah they'd definitely shoot you