BLOOD!

No problem goyim

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I scraped my shin on the metal piece supporting the bed and it healed in two hours
I'm fucking wolverine, next I'll try to outheal a bullet to the head

Provide pics next time

right, now I just need to find someone to shoot me. Guess Halloween came early. I should go into a white neighborhood and call them 'white niggas'

Just go up to them and say "ooga booga boo niggas is reverse Halloween, gibs me dat!"

"hello, Black Harvard graduate here, requesting reparations..."

Oh yeah they'd definitely shoot you