Make a wish. The next person grants it but you don’t get exactly what you want.
ITT Monkeys Paw
retarded. somebody delete this.
I WiSH FOR ROMANIAN SCHIZO SPAMMER TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK TOMORROW
he does but someone takes his place the next day.
now you make a wish
I want a sandwich.
YOU GET A SANDWICH BUT IT'S FUCKING ON FIRE AND BURNING AT 500 DEGREES CELSIUS
okay now someone else make a wish
I wish for a six foot dick
It's someone elses dick and they are butt fugging you.
I wish all of you frens good luck with your life ^-^
granted, but that luck is spent on things like gambling and drugs
i wish for le powerful orgasms
BUT YOU NEVER GET WOOMAN TO HAVE ORGASM ON
HA
I wish for mastery of Latin, Russian, and Spanish
granted, but you never encounter a situation where you need to use those languages
i wish for big sword
but it's got impurities so its first use will break it
death upon all anglos and phonepissers
I wish eco nationalism was more popular
but Jow Forums shuts down so you never get to enjoy it
but global warming destroys the planet so it was all useless
I wish for kot ID
Granted but nobody will see you get it
I wish to die
granted but you are immediately resurrected
I desire an efficiency 6 diamond pickaxe at full durability without the curse of vanishing and is placed in my inventory immediately