HOLY SHIT THE MOMMY PILL IS REAL

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

Be me
at neighbors party
its a family affair
theres thots, little kids
BUT ALSO MOMMIES
theyre all all horny as fuck with gay impotent husbands
be me (again)
big dicked neet in workout shorts and white t shirt covered in spilled beer
not giving a fuck because neighbor and i are bros and im just there to eat get smashed and go home
at communal table
eight beers in, no fucks given, im sweaty and smelly
notice hot milf in blue low cut dress giving me fuck me eyes
some bullshit about politics
i go 200% redpilled, say blacks arent human and we need a dual tulsi/marianne mommy ticket
husbands at table are stupified, four mommies are looking to spank me
blue dress kneels next to me and says i should go outside to "cool off"
titties poppin out
i suddenly realize husband is ONE seat over and going to kill me
immediately run before someone notices my raging erection
thank neighbor for good burgers

bruhs it is so easy to slay old lady puss i basically got a harem without even trying

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Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

very gay of you OP

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Good for you. I've also stopped giving a fuck when talking about politics with random people. It's not about being edgy but the freedom it gives to you of not living behind a facade of lies.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

What actually happened

neighbour invites me because he feels pity for a mid-20s unemployed incel
turn up in dirty slob clothes, everyone complains that I smell
sperg out and start stuttering about niggers and jews, I'm gonna redpill these sheepish normies
neighbours wife tells me to go in a reasonably kind manner
come home, spend 2 hours fapping to traps while feeling depressed because white genocide
make up daydream story in my head about how I fuck women and post it on /pol/

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

things that never happened
MILFs are still magnificent but

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

started babbling to a bunch of strangers about how you want to vote for a female democrat
get an erection
they all glare at you and advises you to leave

yeah buddy, eating out of the palm of your hand
theyre soaking wet and just yours for the taking

holy shit youre retarded

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

immediately run
so easy to slay old lady pussy
And them everybody clapped?

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

she talked to me
she wants me now
I’m such a pussy slayer XDDD

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

women love confidence

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

Wish I was a chad like you, OP

James Morgan
James Morgan

blue dress kneels next to me and says i should go outside to "cool off"
So you weren't welcomed anymore.

Easton King
Easton King

This

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Married mothers have hit on me many a time.....

It actually happens!

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

This made me laugh. Probably true. Thank you Herman

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

you should get a job

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Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

Those are my best memes

I love you Israel

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

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Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Aussie posting greentext upside down
Kek this is a thing now?

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

bruh its so easy to slay that pussy that I got scared and ran away.
ok

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Why did her angry husband give you a raging erection?

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

based kraut

Justin James
Justin James

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Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

things that never happened: the thread

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

so based

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

Are you going to post this everyday?

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

implying this isn't a world event
uncultured swine.

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

This but unironically.
I feel so bad for pretty girls who do customer service and do the bare minimum to people like that and the guys think they love them and become creeps.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Hmm, I saw this thread yesterday

Reported and SAGEd

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

unironically this

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

My friend is a skinny 21 year old who uses meth (I say friend kinda loosely but we were once best friends) and he fucks a Russian married 37 year old, and he isn't bad either. They are neighbours.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

it's redpilled to vote for a Democrat
ok, nig

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

And then everyone clapped

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

She isn't bad either*

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

fake and gay

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

You have made this thread three times now

You got kicked out of a family gathering for being a sperg

Fuck off

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

went to the antique store recently
40+
fuck her brains out
tells me the last 5 dudes she was with couldn't fuck right.

They really are easy and appreciate a dude who can smash.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

I’d like to hear the neighbors side of this story.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

OP status: Exposed

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

women would fuck a dog on drugs

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Oh yeah this, fuck you OP you obnoxious nigger

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Based

David Howard
David Howard

I had a year long affair with the neighbors single mom in my late teens. She let me do anything that I wanted to her.

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

Yeah I noticed that too. What a funny guy

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

throwing a hot dog down a hallway

since we are bragging

have girl that is a fb friend
she sends me a happy birthday message
tell her she needs to give me a present
we meet up
i facefuck her
tell her that i am a nazi, post on Jow Forums, and i worship hitler
tell her my thoughts on various races
she agrees with most of it and is curious about the rest
meet up again
facefuck her again
drop more redpills

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

1 post

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

Be me
whitest guy in this thread
6 ft 3
blonde hair
light blue eyes
good looking (Women wont leave me alone constant complements and looks)
Greek nose
stronk square Jaw
strong chin
intelligent (read philosophy, history, religion, the occult, psychology-Jung, etc)
no one matches my verbal intelligence and natural skill at debate
fit (muscly but not chiselled, am generally good at sports and lift weights/go for jogs regularly)
charismatic
socially intelligent
Entp (if you follow anything other than Jungian typology seriously you'r a faggot)
say every morning "damn I'm glad I'm white

Ask away my students. Women, friends, charisma, at the end of the day they are all easy things. Of no value to so many because of their fundamental misunderstanding of them. I shall answer all questions.

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Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

feeling bad for women
calling men who are attracted to women creeps

please leave and go back to redit

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

Women are animals.
The reason they seem like they can function is because they are merely hunting for that next kill. Its a disarming technique bred out of necessity. Fucking slags are deadly.
This one lady would drug a dude and mount him for days till he died of a stroke.
Its getting pretty bad actually.

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

so easy to slay puss
didnt slay puss

You did nothing, faggot.

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

Stay away from Walmarts Mutt.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

this did not end how i expected it.

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

i had sex yesterday

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

This is what happened to me a few weeks ago:

Be me
go buy some groceries at a nearby store
get a few items in the cart until I see a woman in her 40s standing still
blonde hair, tight skirt, white blouse and really big tits
she notices me pass by
"Excuse me, could you help me move this box? I kinda need what's behind it"
go ahead and move the box, it wasn't really heavy
"Oh thank you! Having a strong young man like you around sure is handy teehee... Hey, how about I offer you a coffee in return for your help?"
tell her "Unless you have a cute daughter, fuck off. I'm not into hags"
she screams some gibberish at me and quickly leaves, allowing me to continue buying groceries in peace

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