HOLY SHIT THE MOMMY PILL IS REAL

>Be me
>at neighbors party
>its a family affair
>theres thots, little kids
>BUT ALSO MOMMIES
>theyre all all horny as fuck with gay impotent husbands
>be me (again)
>big dicked neet in workout shorts and white t shirt covered in spilled beer
>not giving a fuck because neighbor and i are bros and im just there to eat get smashed and go home
>at communal table
>eight beers in, no fucks given, im sweaty and smelly
>notice hot milf in blue low cut dress giving me fuck me eyes
>some bullshit about politics
>i go 200% redpilled, say blacks arent human and we need a dual tulsi/marianne mommy ticket
>husbands at table are stupified, four mommies are looking to spank me
>blue dress kneels next to me and says i should go outside to "cool off"
>titties poppin out
>i suddenly realize husband is ONE seat over and going to kill me
>immediately run before someone notices my raging erection
>thank neighbor for good burgers

bruhs it is so easy to slay old lady puss i basically got a harem without even trying

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very gay of you OP

Good for you. I've also stopped giving a fuck when talking about politics with random people. It's not about being edgy but the freedom it gives to you of not living behind a facade of lies.

What actually happened

>neighbour invites me because he feels pity for a mid-20s unemployed incel
>turn up in dirty slob clothes, everyone complains that I smell
>sperg out and start stuttering about niggers and jews, I'm gonna redpill these sheepish normies
>neighbours wife tells me to go in a reasonably kind manner
>come home, spend 2 hours fapping to traps while feeling depressed because white genocide
>make up daydream story in my head about how I fuck women and post it on Jow Forums

>things that never happened
MILFs are still magnificent but

>started babbling to a bunch of strangers about how you want to vote for a female democrat
>get an erection
>they all glare at you and advises you to leave

yeah buddy, eating out of the palm of your hand
theyre soaking wet and just yours for the taking

holy shit youre retarded

>>immediately run
> so easy to slay old lady pussy
And them everybody clapped?

>she talked to me
>she wants me now
>I’m such a pussy slayer XDDD

women love confidence

Wish I was a chad like you, OP

based kraut

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>things that never happened: the thread

so based

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

Are you going to post this everyday?

>implying this isn't a world event
uncultured swine.

Y I K E S
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This but unironically.
I feel so bad for pretty girls who do customer service and do the bare minimum to people like that and the guys think they love them and become creeps.

Hmm, I saw this thread yesterday

Reported and SAGEd

unironically this

My friend is a skinny 21 year old who uses meth (I say friend kinda loosely but we were once best friends) and he fucks a Russian married 37 year old, and he isn't bad either. They are neighbours.

>it's redpilled to vote for a Democrat
ok, nig

And then everyone clapped

She isn't bad either*

fake and gay

You have made this thread three times now

You got kicked out of a family gathering for being a sperg

Fuck off

>went to the antique store recently
>40+
>fuck her brains out
>tells me the last 5 dudes she was with couldn't fuck right.

They really are easy and appreciate a dude who can smash.

I’d like to hear the neighbors side of this story.

OP status: Exposed

women would fuck a dog on drugs

Oh yeah this, fuck you OP you obnoxious nigger

Based

I had a year long affair with the neighbors single mom in my late teens. She let me do anything that I wanted to her.

Yeah I noticed that too. What a funny guy

>throwing a hot dog down a hallway

since we are bragging

>have girl that is a fb friend
>she sends me a happy birthday message
>tell her she needs to give me a present
>we meet up
>i facefuck her
>tell her that i am a nazi, post on Jow Forums, and i worship hitler
>tell her my thoughts on various races
>she agrees with most of it and is curious about the rest
>meet up again
>facefuck her again
>drop more redpills

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>Be me
>whitest guy in this thread
>6 ft 3
>blonde hair
>light blue eyes
>good looking (Women wont leave me alone constant complements and looks)
>Greek nose
>stronk square Jaw
>strong chin
>intelligent (read philosophy, history, religion, the occult, psychology-Jung, etc)
>no one matches my verbal intelligence and natural skill at debate
>fit (muscly but not chiselled, am generally good at sports and lift weights/go for jogs regularly)
>charismatic
>socially intelligent
>Entp (if you follow anything other than Jungian typology seriously you'r a faggot)
>say every morning "damn I'm glad I'm white

Ask away my students. Women, friends, charisma, at the end of the day they are all easy things. Of no value to so many because of their fundamental misunderstanding of them. I shall answer all questions.

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>feeling bad for women
>calling men who are attracted to women creeps

please leave and go back to redit

Women are animals.
The reason they seem like they can function is because they are merely hunting for that next kill. Its a disarming technique bred out of necessity. Fucking slags are deadly.
This one lady would drug a dude and mount him for days till he died of a stroke.
Its getting pretty bad actually.

>so easy to slay puss
>didnt slay puss

You did nothing, faggot.

Stay away from Walmarts Mutt.

this did not end how i expected it.

i had sex yesterday

This is what happened to me a few weeks ago:

>Be me
>go buy some groceries at a nearby store
>get a few items in the cart until I see a woman in her 40s standing still
>blonde hair, tight skirt, white blouse and really big tits
>she notices me pass by
>"Excuse me, could you help me move this box? I kinda need what's behind it"
>go ahead and move the box, it wasn't really heavy
>"Oh thank you! Having a strong young man like you around sure is handy teehee... Hey, how about I offer you a coffee in return for your help?"
>tell her "Unless you have a cute daughter, fuck off. I'm not into hags"
>she screams some gibberish at me and quickly leaves, allowing me to continue buying groceries in peace