Parent Conspiracy Theories

My fucking stupid parents think that disney is an illuminati puppet (cant get disney+ now) (also parents are Islamic) (fucking hate this religion)

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word of genuine advice, this is not the place you are looking for.

/x/ would be better.... but i think any amusement park that lets faggots have their parade through it is suspect af.

Your parents are right

They aren’t wrong user, your parents sound based

Go back

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sorry first time using Jow Forums (just wanted somewhere to complain)

They ain't wrong, you know

You shouldn't get that streaming service anyways. Pirate everything Disney. Starve the Mouse.

They are right

even if they are right getting disney+ isnt gonna make us get a knock at the door and a knife in the neck

desu might just pirate that shit

use a vpn

Based parents redpilling their little piggy

cant get on this site without a vpn (cant even jerk off without a cause eveerything is blocked)

Then enjoy it until your government which knows best bans vpns.

Watch star vs on hulu if you need your fix of illuminati propaganda.

Disney has strong connections to free masons and the CIA

They are right though and you are the retard.

Disney is illuminati.
Same actor played Walt Disney as hitler

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No ones knocking at your door dummy. They're creeping through the back and laying turds in your soul.

Watching bizarre footfetish shit will convince your sister to stop wearing her burqa when she goes out. She'll immediately get pregnant and your dad will be forced to honorkill her. Is that what you want?

I’m impressed

Based parents.

>first time using Jow Forums
>deus
Pick one faggot

>EVEN THE KIDS ARE IN ON IT

This is about pedophiles rampant on the loose abusing

>britain

Well your parents aren't wrong to suspect the House of Mouse. Disney has been a known propaganda and social conditioning apparatus in addition to it being a highly profitable enterprise (I understand some what more questionable these days). Why do you want to pay for propaganda?

anyone who values money over life is an illuminati puppet.....

>also parents are Islamic
What a faggot.

They are mudslim, they are automtically wrong

Your parents don’t have enough money for Disney so they make shit up.

>British flag
>muslim

Yes Disney is satanic. Now gys, achmed or gtfo Britian.

your parents are based. go say thanks to them

Your parents are right mahmoud

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1) as regards Disney, they are 100% correct.
2) assuming you are the age of 18 (at least) aren't you a little too old for this kind of entertainment?