Go to buy energy drink

The official state regulation is 15 years old but in some stores you need to be 18 to buy them

Welp cashier asked my ID last week when I tried to buy rockstar energy drink. Life is hard when you look like something between a man and a woman

>Be 23
>Still get asked for ID when buying energy drinks

how many energy drinks do you usually guys have per day?

Once a month

Once every two years.

don't think I've ever had any

3-4 per week

>buying a pack of ribeyes worth 15-20 GBP from M&S
>self-check out because the cashier is usually manned by some middle aged woman who are only able to handle 1 custom per 10 minutes
>machine beeps and some employee check me out because I am buying "expensive" goods

what the fuck

>P*eps

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fml i think i should rethink my life, i have at least one per day nowdays, am i going to make past 24 anons

I'm 24 and been chugging energydrink since I was 12, If I die take that as a warning

Once a month. There are so many better drinks for both caffeine and taste.

try coffee instead?

It's just me having low self esteem so I try to avoid all unhealthy things

name 10

>Self checkout
>lots of stuff
>assistant isn't looking
>scan vegetables 20-30 times
>put meat and stuff in bag
>pay 20 euro for stuff worth 50 euro
looks like i win this time

I don't know what kind of shoddy and obsolete self-checkout terminals you have in Britbongistan but I never had any problems with the ones we have here. It only yells for help if you stand there for 2 minutes like a fucking retard without doing anything and even before that the attendant comes up if they notice you look clueless and lost for longer than 30 seconds (if they give a shit, most of them do).

I stopped drinking them because they either
>make me feel really tired as if I was drunk or something
>cause a massive diarrhoea 5-10 minutes after consumption that leaves me crying and sweaty in the toilet
>prevent me from sleeping properly for 2-3 days because I feel I have so much energy I can swim to Africa and back
None of these is any good.

based

>buy a few sixpacks
>only scan 1 bottle from each pack
>end up paying like 4 euros for 18 euros worth of stuff
works errytime

Holy fuck. Now it all makes sense. I remember seeing a couple at the checkout scanning instant noodles over over again whilst the other one is putting a little wait on the scaler? Never knew you could cheat like that.

the state of you shoplifting lowlifes

coffee is fine during the day, but whenever i have coffee in the morning my stomach hurts for some reason

Once every two weeksish

>wait
I meant weight

Only if I get the deadline and need to do the work for all night.

try being poor

then have an apple or a banana in the morning, you'll feel much beter

once a month or so

nordics are mostly autistic so they hbe to be regulated so they dont fuck up

ive been to barcelona and madrid and never saw rhose self checkouts. does mercadona has those?

that's why this self-checkout shit will never be introduced in my cunt

how very rude

sorry, didnt mean to be rude, just stating a fact. i bet youre a good lad. I hope you get some sun soon.

Where's the lie though?

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bet you wouldnt say this irl you shitty rudeposters

Sorry

I'll say it.

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i tried to be nice but you seem kin to fight me.

He's teasing you to bully him

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literally never had a energy drink unless you consider gatorade to be one

dont try and turn this into homoposting

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I'll fuck you! Fuck you!

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Why not? It's not like a huge supermarket would notice my little deviancy

Like this? :o

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not gay but if I was I'd be doing the fucking for sure

Post bussy

once a month probably, I'll only get a lucozade or so if I'm really feeling it

yes

Now hold on just a second I'm too pure for this

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>2$ for a 500ml Monster energy drink
or
>3$ for a 2L bootleg energy drink

I always go for the 2L one

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I think they stopped selling big bottles like this here too.

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Self-checkouts suck. I thought it's would be great, then they started installing them in stores here and it sucks.

>>only scan 1 bottle from each pack

What?

A six pack should be one package with one barcode to scan? What's going on here?

A Belgian six packs just six beers wrapped in glad wrap and you're meant to unpack them and scan each beer?

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No, i see "Red Rooster energy drink 1,5L" all the time it's from Britain

sorry

>go buy a can of iced tea
>accidentally drop it on my way home as I'm walking over a bridge
>it rolls over the edge and into the stream

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Good.

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how is it good? I had to go all the way back to get a new one

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Bet the clerk thought you were some hypo coffee nut.

I think you should suffer.

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You think wrong then

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That's just plain rude

Shut up

No

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What's this? A meme for furries?

Most six packs available here are designed this way. Each bottle has its own barcode and so does the cardboard holding them all together. If you scan the cardboard you will pay for six beers, if you scan a bottle you'll pay for one only. Either way it'll show up as one item on the screen so it looks fine and most assistants are told only to look after blacks or arabs anyway. I've done it a few times already when I was broke and it worked everytime.

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Same here, beer comes in these containers.
Take one bottle out and scan it, bag the whole pack.
Easy peasy

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>most assistants are told only to look after blacks or arabs anyway
>behaves like a black or arab

Yes it's to me you feel at home, sheep shagger

Yes.

I'm not Welsh.

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I see, easily exploited. Our girls drinks could be similar but they have the carboard around the body instead of the neck.

Beers are often wrapped in a similar fashion to this though.

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Niggers would just steal, that's more like buying with a discount

One and the same for me
Besides this is getting boresome so ta ta~

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Even for alcohol no one checks id here at the self checkouts, there is not even a setting that calls anyone.
Feels good to not have a degenerate binge alcohol culture.

Don't leave. It was just getting masochist enough for me.

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Never heard about this in Denmark.

Im 22 and been buying energy drinks since i was 13 and only yesterday got asked for ID for the first time
And he was black

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what said. Sometimes seldom, other times more often than not

its sometimes muted (the beeping sound) and I accidently scan the item twice.. when I try to remove something youll have to call some assistance to reset it if nobody is nearby. Ok system otherwise

I've never had an energy drink.

>tfw no self-checkouts here at all because people will most likely just steal

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah fucking niggers

Vending machine that sell energy drink and condoms.
No ID authentication.

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Good lord, I don't even get ID'd for alcohol most of the time.

same
shits like an iq test

>be 14
>finish classes
>go to the liquor store that's right next to my middle school
>grab a pack of cigarettes and a beer
>pay
>go home

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>be 14
>walk home
>buy a pack of cigarettes at the automat

Nowadays you need an ID card for them though, doesn't matter anyways, teenagers will always find a way to get their cigs

>buying energy drinks
>not Bundaberg ginger beer
Enjoy the caffeinated fuck you to your body. I'll be here drinking something unhealthy that at least tastes good.

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I like the ringpull.

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>drinking anything else than water
degenerates