/brit/

you mean cheating or building them?
if I make it that late into the game without winning already I always feel like a school shooter with my yuge arsenal of nukes ready to launch at all the countries who bullied me in the past
played a game as Aztec recently where I managed to grow the largest city I've ever seen to this point, was like 57 pop before I ended it

haha
funny story
i was playing morocco!

just murdered my neighbour because ive never gone to church

WOAHHHHH YOU'RE SUCH A BADDD BOYYYYYY

just got back from a three year ban

enjoy playing Germany me
not a nazi sperg just like enslaving barbarians and never building units of my own simple as

Secular humanism is just Christianity without God. Even if you reject Jesus western ethics are based on Christ.

The so-called "Scripal case" is 100% fabricated.

We should get a /brit/ civ V game going

Who's in? Someone set it up whilst I go and download cheat engine

Stellaris>Civ 5 tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=Uc--HNpmFPY

I'm in a big truck drivin on people
And I'm screaming Aluwakbar
All the others walkin past on their way
But didn't get to walk far
Smokin on a blunt
With Fouseytube and counting
All the shot cars
All my homies be like bakalaka
Jihad dirka shirpa dirka
In my whip I'm backin up on people
And I'm wearin my new burka
After this we blowin up some people
On the street of Acapulco
Lettin out my rage
Killin infidels
It's the word of Allah
When I'm up in paradise
I rape a couple virgin girls
With my cock
Goin 80 miles an hour
Drivin a pedo van
Rollin thru a group of people
I'm just tryna fin in
To a crowd of women

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AND NOW I'M IN ED SHEERAN'S BODY

IT'S WAY LESS COOL THAN BEING CHRIS BROWN WAS

if jordan peterson is so smart then why is he religious

Check me out B)

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wish your shitty country was 100% fabricated

not at home right now but bags babylon

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>beer in America legally can't be more than 5%
Bizarre nation

I'd love to play but it might be hard
something like Freeciv would be easier to have a big custom game with any nation you want

we had a /brit/ freeciv some years ago

He's an atheist who believes that Christian tradition is the backbone of western society.

cant imagine thats a federal law

My wife is deathly afraid of snakes so I got her last year by placing a rubber Copperhead in her glove compartment. She nearly shit herself! Sadly, she finally got me back today and I must admit it was pretty crafty. She knows that every morning I have a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast so last night before she went to sleep she fucked my brother and emptied my bank account.

>tfw remembering you will never have an extended period of respite from work akin to a summer holiday between now and the age of 75 when you retire

assuming retirement still exists by then (which it won't) and assuming you move from job to job which is expected. Of of course if you don't hop straight to a new job then any free time will be spent underneath the spectre of homelessness as your savings rapidly dwindle away to nothing

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is this real

>wanting to play with someone who is admitting he'll cheat

why?

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Wrong. Some random christfag states restrict the content but 90% don't.

literally lads this fucking annoys me about womyn

they will literally try to make me jealous then act like nothing has happened and then do some action which screams I like you.

honestly cbf with womyn

grow up the lot of them, I can play the game far better than you hun.

don't care virgin

guess he's never heard of the greeks or romans then

realised this when I was about 17and had depression for about a month

I'm desperate

only yourself to blame if you don't embrace the neetlyfe

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not something normal people care about

*image of varg vikernes with a look of disapproval on his face*

my proto gf was doing this today and it reminds me how much i'd miss her company if she didn't talk to me but then she was a proper cutie by apologising *swoon*

Christianity integrated Greek philosophy you brainlet. Christianity without western philosophy is basically Judaism,

>christfag

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> playing the game

The less attention you give them the better. Just enough to keep the carrot in front of them. If she plays games she's a THOT and not good for anything but a shag.

dont like the tripfag
simple as

I didn't finish reading
but Freeciv is harder to cheat anyway and easier to set up a game without needing to buy anything for people who don't have Civ

you are fucking gay dude
yes well done sick of you always playing catch up mr. aspie

Reading about "Sex for Rent" on the Guardian Online

She knows she has you wrapped around your finger. She gives you just enough attention to keep your orbitting her while fucking CHAD BAREBACK.

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bent nonce weirdo

FOY

sometimes when I have a shower the next day the steam melts the coke bogies and I get a second wind drying myself off and flexing in the mirror

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i don't want to play with those povvo virgin runts tbqh

who hasn't played civ v before anyway? you'd have to be a underage runt or a psychopath

Shoo shoo schlomo

bumder freak

Had a dream I was cucking a girlfriend I don't even have

So what actually happened with all those teams yesterday?

>Seen 10 minutes ago
Ah yes

this emoji shit has to stop. every fucking text I get now is just a nonsensical string of smiley faces and indecipherable shit

dad sent me a message telling me he locked himself out of his house and to bring over my spare key, and he had an emoji of a house and a key and about 10 cry-laughing faces at the end for whatever fucking reason

the fuck is the world coming to?

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generals, we should play generals. I'd smash anyone here

*points at you crying*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you not rinse your nose out after a sesh?

is it possible to give up the internet?

no one does. he just receives abuse or gets ignored. but he still posts here. every day.

imagine being so starved of attention that even negativity and abuse will do. makes me wonder if he has an undiagnosed personality disorder. explains the tripcode.

what's the difference between oneitis and protogf

your dad sounds like an utter runt
like father like son i assume

Everyone at my school called me a fag
At home I was lied to blowing my dad
So now I would like to, kill all of the jews

In another Reich
I will take the world
I will make it wonderbar for all the white people
If your not a white
I will make you slave
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on ur face
I know it sounds gay

youtube.com/watch?v=yiv5JHGGows

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the more i learn about modern scotland the more i hate it

the winning team got linked to a rick astley video

simply epic my dudes

hella frickin' epic, glad to have been a part of such wicked internet prankery, I've turned myself into a pickle mortyyyy

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Feel like I don't know how to communicate with people younger than me over text anymore. I echo your sentiment. It's all fucking emojis and broken sentences. Why can't people just write like a proper fucking human being without the childish emoji bullshit.

>waking up and eating your coke filled boogers

nothing better

Sounds pretty funny haha

oneitis barely knows you exist as a general rule
protogf is somebody you speak to regularly

im sure /brit/ has a few 16 year old boys too

Freeciv is pretty "primitive" too since its based off Civ2
I enjoy the old style but many might not

still even if like two or three people joined an online Civ game could be fun with a few PCs as well
maybe a huge map

or even Dune 2 would be killer

>boogers
fuck off yank

you're such a fucking hacker bro omg...

I read every Irish post in the voice of that Irish vocaroo lad now

Very entertaining

Smiffy you weapon get on battlenet, we're firing up Warcraft 3

what made you so jaded laddo

hope so, otherwise its grown men bickering like children every day. which is deeply pathetic and disturbing.

youtube.com/watch?v=gEDkMTO0mSI

I would like every yank in this tread to please, fuck off
fuck off yanks
fuck off yanks you dirty, dirty mutt bastards

Yeah... if you're a 16 year old boy then contact me silly ahaha ;)

> Jews don't control the media

toil tomorrow fuck

protogf implies the intent to make them your gf
oneitis implies they could never be or you just will never try

vocaroo.com/i/s0zkHOvDKN8L

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love aussie conditioner tbqh lads

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569027/Two-killed-Easter-Monday-horror-crash-M62.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

probably just some autistic bruce spunking in bottles all day

its a good thing though since they're right-wing
youtube.com/watch?v=GvtNyOzGogc

I could listen to this lad chat for hours. brilliant