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toil on the morrow edition

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using the non yank edition

Off to join a new gym lads - wish me luck hehe

alri tubbo

gluck

gf's sister spends all day in her room playing games with her friends on skype and has a drinking problem. She's into anime and other autistic nerd stuff. Would NOT be surprised if she posted on Jow Forums. She's also quite good looking, weirdly.

normoid flatmate is invading my personal space again lads

had the last 10 days off lads.

it was a nice break but it went way to quickly

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it's funny because if I was black and with my body type, I'd hear so many racial stereotypes about being a big black bastard.

Being white, noone blinks an eyelid.

Everything in modern day, western civilization is all about catering to women, the "fairer sex". The modern man has become a martyred, pussified, silent warrior wimp who believes romance is being a white knight, sacrificing his well being to impress a woman who has zero to little interest. He's too scared to walk away. He's too insecure to speak his mind. So he tolerates her blatant disrespect like she's a cute, clueless, innocent puppy who doesn't know any better.

Men are expected to put women on pedestals, and treat them extra nice, simply because they're women. Not because they've earned respect and display some sort of gratitude. Valentine's Day, this day, that day, it's always expected for the man to do everything.

All women are expected to do is show up and look pretty. Meanwhile, you're considered "lucky" if you got laid, like her vagina is the key to the universe.

how bigs your cock

will all the chippies be closed today lads? i dont want to waste my energy going there to find it's shut

Apparently if you were on team mini there was a link based on your ads to frequent interracial cuck porn viewing

used to know a girl like this, she was obsessed with libertarianism as well back in like 2010

she joined UKIP and writes columns for right-wing magazines now

is google being frugal?

post pic

not reading this, virgin freak

google says it's open but it might be meming me

>ah yes let me just update my opening hours on google for the bank holiday

t. 18stone chip shop owner with a 70IQ

AHAH MMM YEAH SURE BRO Mmm yeah

Looks decidedly British

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wouldn't want to risk doing some exercise eh tubby *slaps your fat belly*

how can i even compete when other men look like this

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Toffee tooth

don't have any pictures of her and I don't use facebook because I value my privacy and don't use services from companies I dislike, so no pictures of her from there either. x

s-stop...

*blushes*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA

fuck off dave kid

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had a dream I was a woman
very very very concerned about my mental health

so lads

opinions on the open university's participation on university challenge?

the "non" aspect of my non-stick pan is starting to wear out

Greater London

>I don't use facebook because I value my privacy and don't use services from companies I dislike, so no pictures of her from there either. x

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okay lads well i'm off to the chippy. if it's shut i will be back making an absolutely FURIOUS post

why are you stealing my reaction pics dear boy

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puttering

Let us know what happens la

yes yes keep squeaking runt, a perfect little docile drone you are

rain again

I WON'T GO BACK

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they're good images brent

24 straight hours of unitoil today

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... more incessant banging on my ceiling ... selfie 2nd of April 2018 ...

how come I have no gf then

so who won the easter thing

... team moose ... aah ... shopper bear sticker ... selfie ...

for the last time
peanut butter
do you have dementia or something?
christ...

Seems like peanut butter

not sure if Greater London denying he's behind the Dave gimmick was just another gimmick or whether he actually expected me to believe him

the more I think about it the more bizarre it seems

...

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no woman is in your league

Why yes I DO enjoy voluntarily uploading details of my personal life to a website for Free™, bless the merry men who brought this Face Book into existence!

dave tier post

cheers lad you're a sweetie

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Arrogant student here.

Getting picked up by the father soon, going back to the 'ol house to spend it with the family. Should be a laugh.

Can't wait for all the free food and money I'm about to get.

haha

deep

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routinely tell people I don't have a facebook for privacy reasons

in reality it's because I don't want my coworkers to know I have no pals and am a weird virgin

gone 'pper 'praying with the lads again

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>Eating a takeaway when you're older than 25

Sure sign of a cretin

good post

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Cambridge analytica was only a news story because normies are literally SO stupid they didn't realise until now that facebook is a data harvesting and ad targeting website.

>being on Jow Forums when you're older than 25
even worse

you the Jock la?

>normies are literally SO stupid

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feel like my family doesn't want me around lads

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david bowie with madonna

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>when you go around to your working class mate's house and his mum orders delivery food for dinner along with pepsi
yikes, what an eye opener

the gf

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big black man kicks the ball
>look at ngubu there, an absolute beast of a man
>as you watch mungolo charge down the wing it's hard not to allow your thoughts to drift to long black penis, almost certainly slick and glistening with sweat at this late point in the game, and the powerful, musky, intoxicating smell it must have
>n'gog'gog there, with a clattering tackle on the little Brazilian forward. just imagine how many lions and and zebras and giraffes his ancestors must have brought down in much the same way

big white man kicks the ball
>he's a big man, but you can't forget that incredible footballing brain he's got

what, goo goo and ga ga

haha

Pretty sure those children only speak one, and it ain't english

Don't fuck with the 'pper' lads

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wish i was a pretty 19 year old girl

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Me behind the camera

epic post

>listening to the 'Songs to Sing in the Shower' platlist (Spotify)
>actually sat on the couch

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Wrong

grim

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choon

you malignant worm

This website is 13 years old, there are posters in their 30s

>Wrong

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can't just accept that i'll have to toil for the next 60 years
its not right

Burden is on you rorkey

This is prime virgin behaviour

that toad looks like some sort of a chicken

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listening to can
any can man in?

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and they're all saddos

same
feel like doing something drastic

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just redpilled the flatmate about ready player one (or "reddit player one" as i've taken to calling it)

was well-reviewed by kermode

They all post the same as you or me

>Well here's the thing...

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