Culture pals - /cp/

Sneed's Feed and Seed Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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How many weivs?

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F O R T Y O N E

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Fifty two, think viewing all those K*reans last night pushed it up

chad

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+9 messages

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from the twins? >:)

steamed hams

feels like nothing at all

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It's a regional dialect...

>tfw you think you have found a qt virgin gf, but she has ugly feet
lads, i literally cannot do it
she was perfect WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy this fuckin fetish ruined my life

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>tfw qts a black belt in taekwondo

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Me on the left

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Imagine how thicc those thighs are gonna be tho

>tfw 19 views on profile
>tfw messaging qt polish, qt Israeli and qt jap.
Anyone else here /chad?

>19 views
>Chad

Lol

did you ask her to show feet?

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Taekwondo is a meme martial art. Women should either carry firearms or run away if they have to fight.

t. 195cm 110kg absolute unit

>Israeli

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Bet you're a chinlet

qt polish girls always view my profile but don't message

no i didnt directly ask her, but they were in some photos she sent me
it's over......................

force yourself to develop a sock fetish

Same except the other way round

>tfw catfishing one of you fags that posted their profile in the previous thread

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Can’t be me for sure haha
...

Please be me

Benis

So Finnbro , I'm talking to a 19 year old finn qt

Is she the typical finn girl ?

>at 13 got pissed and crashed an ATV
>14 ran away from home with her friend, stayed at some 18 years olds house
>she and a friend gave him a dual blowjob
>at 15 ran away and lived with her boyfriend
>spent until 18 getting pissed and doing drugs
>gets pissed at parties and takes off her clothes

Now she's "calmed down"

Also bonus

>a virgin, did nothing but blowjobs and things like that.

Thoooooooot

>tfw cat filter
D R O P P E D

Which one of the of the crawler scripts are still working?

Shit lads, accidently sold England a bit too well to an Egyptian lass and now she wants to move here.
Shame the country is completely full.

She definitely isn’t a virgin. She is just telling you that

she was saving herself for marriage, but who fucking cares at this point. im not wifing any gril with ugly ass feet

Jesus Christ Korean feminists are like the worst American ones on steroids
The fuck happened over there, I don't remember seeing them on IP last time I had an account

To be fair life is pretty shitty for women over there

this

Not saying that's a bad thing btw

No its not
youtu.be/mjl_zRDH_o0

average korean guy here, so yes on IP im uberchad

Howling

pic related

My writing skills are not perfect so just keep that in mind.
I know Chris has been posting about me on Jow Forums for many months now and he has stopped it recently because the police visitted him or something.
Firstly I'll start by saying that many of the things he spat about me are blatant slanders. I did not lose my virginity at 11(I don't know where that came from) nor have I fucked double digits but it's up to you whether not to take my words or not. There are a lot more slanderous information that he's been spreading about me but I'll just go straight to my point. I won't go as far as trying to justify the mistakes I have made in the past, or trying to "gain sympathies and manipulate people the way I want" by giving you the story of my boring life or something. I'm aware that many of you can't be arsed to see another bit of this shitty drama thingy. It's just that I cannot go on with how much damage Chris has done to me. I have absolutely no say in constituting who's autistic or not but this guy has gone too far beyond the line. Let me clarify that I did not "dump" him just because of my fluctuating, hysterical personality. I did indded tell him to part ways in early January 2018 but since early December of 2017, I had been clearly indicating to him, that I believed our personalities are naturally incompatible and I don't feel so much at ease by being with him. I kept reminding him that I wanted to break up with him since then but he always had begged me for "another" chance which ended up in like 10 more wasted chances.

splitting since the post is really long

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The reasons why I wanted a closure with him as soon as possible rooted in him: 1. He didn't provide me any emotional support when I needed it the most, instead he'd just nap in his room, ignoring my texts (as you might know from previous posts he's made about me, I'm not the most emotionally stable person in the world.) 2. He touched and groped me in public where everyone can see even after I had told him to stop multiple times 3. He dragged me into a public bathroom stall whenever I got too drunk (it was not even once, it happened multiple times) and bragged about it to his friends, 4. When I thought he impregnated me, I told him that I had herpes just to get a reaction out of him, and he responded by saying something like "are you fucking insane, you're a bitch for not telling me, a foetus can be aborted however many times but herpes last forever. It's a whole lot bigger deal than your unwanted pregnancy", etc. All these things happened during the early stages of our relationship. Anyways, it was early January that I had finally made up my mind. I wanted to end things with him on nice terms but he went way too obsessive to the point where I had to block him on all social media platforms and messangers so that he stops bothering me. And yet, he never gave up on this. He texted me using virtual phone numbers, he's made multiple social media accounts to talk to me, and he's also made 15+ different email addresses to talk to me every time I block him (and that continued until the 19th of March) as shown in the picture.

One day, he was awaiting me outside of my school for all day long because I wouldn't respond to his emails, I told him to piss off multiple times but he followed me all the way to my house. His behaviors resembled that of someone that's given me a lifelong trauma when I was 13, so I decided to reveal everything that's happened when I was 13 and how the pain I got from the very experience is haunting me to this day (in addition to that, I had never opened up about this with anyone since it's a nightmarish memory that I'd rather keep in my closet for eternity.), in hopes of him understanding me and finally letting me go. That was a huge mistake on my part; he went on saying "this thot lost her virginity at 11 and was raped at 13" and sending people after me to "ask about the rape" to keep reminding me of this traumatic experience which I have NEVER discussed with ANYONE in my life. He started sharing highly intimate photos and information about me THAT WERE AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED WITH ANYONE with hundreds of random people he doesn't even know of. As shown in the picture, he was blackmailing me so I instantly contacted his local police which resulted in a police visit for me. The officer said that Chris has agreed to delete all contact details and images he possesses of me but he didn't listen to the officer and continued to make threads on Jow Forums and sent the blackmail to my school. I was called to the school office the next day, luckily my school admins were understanding enough to ignore the email, look after me and invite professional counsellors for me. Because of Chris, I've basically become unfunctionable. I've turned into a massive alcoholic that empties a full bottle of vodka in 3 days.

It totally destroyed my ability to function as a human and I spent all my nights crying, full of suicide attempts. Even after that, he also decided to make the 18 March post which many of you are familiar with. I believe no further explanation is needed for this one. He sent me a message of apology last week because he got into serious trouble for what he's been posting. In the /cp/ discord server he's said that "Keia gathered all the racist shit I've said in our past conversations and forwarded them to all my teachers" but I didn't. All I did was send an email with contents of the thread. He didn't stop lying until the very end. In his message of apology, he said that he'll stop talking about me from that point but he still continues to share slanderous information with people after everything that's happened. As many of you know I turn 18 in a couple of days. I cannot be doing with my life. I will livestream hanging myself instead of a cam show so come visit me if you are still interested.

So that's my side of the story. I honestly have a million more things to say but I don't want to be on a par with his level so I wouldn't dox him or share any more intimate information of his.

I'm not trying to gain sympathy from anyone, I also don't want to victimise myself. I just want to share the truth and sort out some things that could haunt me for ever.
Thanks for reading and have a nice day to all the anons that cared enough to read such a shitty and lengthy post.

tl;dr this shit lmao

Sweet Jesus

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If you want to keep talking shit about me on a random discord server, then do so. I don't mind nor do I care.

Just stop doxxing me or post my photos. That's the only thing I'm asking.

i've never seen this pasta before

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>A massive alcohol
>Takes 3 days to finish a bottle

I mean I empathise with all you've been through but really, those are amature numbers

stop posting* it was a typo

Iesus hristos

What happen when you date a mutt.

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desu I feel great cause I was sure both of you guys were autistic and unstable, now I just got the confirmation that Chris deserved to get bullied

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go take some time off the internet imouto

what about all the other dudes you supposedly ghosted?

There's a lot of those girls here

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>I will livestream hanging myself

Chill the fuck out Itsumi, get of the internet and go talk to your family.
There's no point offing yourself at 18 over one shitposter. You'll be forgotten in less than a year, if Chris Chan can avoid an hero'ing after the roasting he's got you sure as hell can

I should mention in case you don't know, Chris Chan isn't your Chris it's a different guy

i'm talking about the jap girl specifically

the was a pole, a german, and two americans i think

god i'm so fucking sick of all this chris/keia drama in these threads, jesus christ i just want to talk about qts

Yes, I understood.
There's a lot more girls here than that.
One would post herself saying "I don't have friends" while having 36 interpals friends. She attracted males to message her and after a while she would ghost you

will you be my online gf?

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>Can we be friends?
>no
>why?
>You have too much hair ... shave a little.
>lol Are you a racist?

...
Am I a racist?

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Racism is the patrician prejudice

Hair is a sigh of superior testosterone. You should be glad.

as I said I woudn't even attempt to justify myself but if you want to know the full story, find a private means to contact me.

what's your discord?

I don't feel too comfortable posting it on an open thread so give me yours or ask someone.

I sent you a message on IP

> I've turned into a massive alcoholic that empties a full bottle of vodka in 3 days.

Fucking amateur

So... Livestream link?

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Holly59#2346

i'm currently driving to school so i might not reply right away

>i'm currently driving to school

Don't drink and post user, wtf ;-;

We like you.

im not actually driving im just about to relax

>double digits
More like triple digits amirite?Also, post profile, I want to know more about this

>he doesn't shitpost on the road

>he doesn't take a bath while shitposting with /cp/ bros

Stop, you’re going too far this is dangerous, my brother died from it last year

Good user.


With what, my bike ?

>he doesn't shitpost on /cp/ while qt is nude on cam

cp bros before hoes.

>he doesn't take a bath while driving while shitposting
Absolute state of you

so this is the power of Jow Forums drama

>I've turned into a massive alcoholic that empties a full bottle of vodka in 3 days.
hahahahaha

who cares, we ghost girls all the time, dont be bitter

what about the girls youve ghosted, or what about the girls youve just used to sleep with then ignore. if you saw you havent, its not because youre better, its bc you havent had the opportunity to. if you could you would

>projecting so hard

God bless Russia

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How long have you been waiting to use that image in context?

i just dont want Jow Forums to become too Jow Forums, its boring

More than I'm comfortable of admitting.

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ah the srbjan

>Login Interpals
>See this

Yeah.... This is the lats time I try searching for the Korean user's profile kek

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/purple13reign
rate my shit. no bully

It's good. Try to have a pic with you and the dog.

>tfw no profile pic
>tfw no qt koreans messages you

Keya, guy who sent you messages on vk here. Here's the million dollar question: why the hell do you care what some anonymous guys on the internet think about you anyway?

>I will livestream hanging myself instead of a cam show
Damn kids, just let each other go peacefully.