Hello traveler, I am a poor and simple man

>Hello traveler, I am a poor and simple man.
>If you marry and take care of my daughter I will give you this camel as dowry.
What do?

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Marry

Keep the camel, my nigga. I'll take care of your daughter for free.

Ride my sweet camel back home.

fuck the camel and kill the girl

Take the daughter as dowry and marry the camel.

Good post.

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Do I look like I can afford to ship a fucking camel back to Australia?

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there are camels in Australia though?
maybe she is the daughter of a poor Perthian merchant

>ride away with waifu and camel
>sell camel at local bazaar for ticket money for waifu
>enjoy new fucktoy

australia unironically has the largest population of camels in the world

CAMEL'D

some bearded eguptian unironically offered me a dozen of camels for my wife. it was fun and shit before i realized he wasnt even joking.

You idiot, you could have traded those camels for a harem of 12 egyptian 18-year old virgins , what the fuck are you doing

Hint: whenever a sandnigger offers you x camels for a girl with you he's joking. Egyptians are retarded like that.

sounds like a good trade, what's the output of one human female compared to 12 camels?

More like
>ride away with waifu camel and thot
>sell thot at local bazaar for ticket money for waifu
>enjoy new fucktoy

I take the deal.

Of course the arab in denial takes the deal

The Arab joke is the second most used thing on this planet. First thing being your mother.

bestiality was recently outlawed in denmark. Guess I can't bring the sandnegress either then

im prety sure he was serious.
he wasn't some poor street trader but well dressed and seems to be respected 45-50yo dude in a fancy Cairo night club
>12 egyptian 18-year old virgins
but they are hideous
it must by really expensive to upkeep a dozen of camels

should have accepted the deal, you could have then traded those camels for even more waifus

Kek'd, I ain't even mad.
I was actually in Malta a couple weeks ago and was one of the nicest places I've been to, like an Arabic speaking British Italy.

>Arabs unironically have to import their culture from us

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>Kek'd, I ain't even mad.
That was my intention.
>Arabic speaking British Italy.
Basically.

marry, fuck, kill

(not the camel, I'm not a muslim)

>not selling the camel on the internet and making the other guy pay shipping costs

marry the girl, fuck the camel