/brit/

having a tuna cheese melt

>Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave...

>This Deano idiot thinks that Daveaway owners are going up updave their opening times for bank holiday Monday

>I've been posting on /brit/ nonstop since Friday, I need to Dave my beard

>all this obsessing about Dave is going to send me to an early Dave

>I need to leave my manDave and re-enDave with the Dave

>Dave Dave Dave on the Dave with Dave and every single Dave it's the same Dave. Dave, Dave, sick of the Dave on the Dave and all the Daves in Dave

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anyone fancy btfoing me

what to lad

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is the embed fucking up for anyone else

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turtletoil (5'6) reporting in

yeah

was up til 8am fucked on phet, had 2 hours then woke up gurning, got work at 4.
god help me

prefer not to say

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aye, is for me

>your a fucking idiot
hmpf... you had a good run kid
*unsheathes ultima keyblade*

coiners lol

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spill the beans lad

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Yeah sure I'll have a punt
*unzips*

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I'm a piece of shit starterpack:
>phet

have a lot of things to do today

;_;

gave the gf three orgasms last night
she's much easier to please when she's drunk

not a word shall pass these lips (fingertips)

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it's another episode of a little bit of banter offending my nascent social circle, can't believe they're running it, they did this last year too xx

vile fucking nonce

at 18 she's probably overdone now if anything

Am on a comedown.

825
nonce

>Google uses a tool bar called foo.bar to recruit new employees based on what they search for online
O shit

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hate when you watch a film and you're 40 minutes in and you realise it's shit but you're already committed

paedophobia is worse than paedophilia

How can you do this? I'm loathe to reproduce(if I ever get the opportunity) because I'm a sperg virgin mong, but how can you voluntarily bring someone in to the world knowing they'll have a major defect like this?

no it's not
be quiet

you indians know you can work for other places than google right? what's with you stinky people and tech gimmicks?

>ultima keyblade
*Pulls out my /brit/ nonce hunting badge*
Get him boys

Spent all these years in uni and don't have the motivation to do well in coursework to get a good degree

>that episode where she gets her period

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fear of children?

Who is this?

got some ready for later

flight in 3 days lads, bit nervous :x

Watched Mad Men once and she was fingering herself when she was like 9 so I never watched any more of Mad Men

woah...

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its kiernan shipka have you never watched mad men

*Pulls out /brit/ nonce hunting badge*
Get em boys

Reminder that spiders are your friends

It's okay to wank to illegals

deep down you're probably stupid and your avoidance of "doing well" in coursework is just an excuse to never come to terms with your low intelligence

JD had this on his scooter in scrubs because he got a DUI

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is she dumb or are we smart

yeah that's the one mate *goes away and talks to someone else*

>inflate a bunch of balloons while sober
>keep them in the boot

waheyyyyy

imagine if I never met the broskis

*sucks a penny*

i know its disgusting child abuse

See that's why you can never fully hate Australians. They always have that 1% redeeming qualities.

cant be arsed

hanging out of my arsehole today lads. Got into a fight with an unironic tumblr feminist purple haired bodyguard over my advice to this lad who got friendzoned and she over heard.

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might post a pic of my willy for a laugh haha

having wanked to less than legal material i can confirm it's never even been one of my best wanks

do it haha

you have literally lost the plot dave lmao i ahvent even posted here since friday

No

dad unironically sent my mum this

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found the bender lads -->

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it makes me feel on edge, looking over my shoulder

Would you be willing to move to a second/third-world country (i.e. Thailand) given:

-You will earn much less on a USD-scale, limiting any activity outside of the country
-Things will probably be a bit shit/dodgy
BUT
-You will earn much more on a local scale, enabling you to do more than you would in a first-world country

what made it illegal? the age or the acts (facesitting is illegal in the UK)

crack?
heroin?

Rameem Sterling has a YT channel now

youtube.com/watch?v=qh1SsbwAq-s

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If I wank to a picture of a woman in a bikini, but a young girl also happens to be in the picture, is that illegal?

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no it literally is just weed, he's a mong

what the fuck
FUCK OFF NONCE FREAKS

>(facesitting is illegal in the UK)
no it isn't
it's just illegal to make porn of it

I earn more than my counterparts do in countries such as France or Spain, not even accounting for the lower taxes and the ridiculous cost of living. Literally winning on all possible fronts.

man IMAGINE not being able to drive drunk
how shit would life be

is this about you
virgin freak sort yourself out

not even illegal to wank to young girls as long as they're fully dressed lad

no
live with mum and dad so save most of my money anyway

the french poster is a pedophile

Could be but I've passed everything with minimal effort so far

i dont fucking care dave, respond to me one more time and i'm going to fucking dox the shit out of you

how am I a virgin freak if I was driving to go and shag you spacker

sup /birt/

sitting at work and my favorite milf came in, she went to the bathroom. i imagined her peeling back her sultry black panties to reveal a bit of pussy residue on her undergarments

id love to get my face in there

Highly doubt you're earning the same as you would for a similar role in France

virgin freak
sort yourself out

was talking about pirated porn downloaded illegally using a p2p program

>sup /birt/

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