/brit/

Story is essential in a film. It doens't have to be "conventional", but it's dribble if there's nothing in the film to give significance to events, which is what a story is.

chester is seething right now.

not at all
the music is the cherry on top

>Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave... Dave...

>This Deano idiot thinks that Daveaway owners are going up updave their opening times for bank holiday Monday

>I've been posting on /brit/ nonstop since Friday, I need to Dave my beard

>all this obsessing about Dave is going to send me to an early Dave

>I need to leave my manDave and re-enDave with the Dave

>Dave Dave Dave on the Dave with Dave and every single Dave it's the same Dave. Dave, Dave, sick of the Dave on the Dave and all the Daves in Dave

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I only eat at places that have little photos next to the food on their menus

the dialogue and characters are interesting enough regardless

>ah yes this person knows about takeaway therefore he must be muslim
you're a retard
stop posting

for me, it's microwave burgers and vino

work in the toil call centre, regularly get scolded by welsh people for mispronouncing Llanelli and Llandudno. I don't fucking care you hobbit FREAKS

A daily in the life of a florida prostitute

how exciting, how experimental! I'm a true pioneer of the film medium and no one can stop me!!!

I don't watch films
I get my enjoyment out of a book and a good night's sleep

imagine putting all that effort into raising a son for 15 years only for them to suddenly decide they're a trap

well yes, yes actually that is the sound reasoning. You're going on about obscure menu items that only the chefs would really know about, do you actually think anybody knows what a "prawn bjuna" is?

good read

Simultaneously watching Spectre and Blue is the Warmest Colour

Thoughts?

Replace the word Dave with leftypol and everyone becomes a racist Jow Forums poster

you clearly do care lmao

strawpoll.me/15415064
strawpoll.me/15415064

if you haven't already

dave's misadventures would make for a good TV show honestly

a prawn bhuna is not obscure

can confirm. Am racist and a Jow Forums poster

>alan twice

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ah good

As a side note for working at the call centre, Irish people are seemingly universally charming on the phone and a great people to speak to.

You're a retard mate

Heaven help you if you ever went to an Indian restaurant

funny because dave made his mark on the general originally by going off on a tangent about leftypol constantly

what's your ideal playback speed for watching films lads?

for me it's ~1.3x, fast enough to save time but not too fast that I miss things

never worked at a call centre
not stupid enough

1.17

literally never heard of it, and neither has most of the population. No, I think you need to start being truthful to yourself dave. The only things people know on a menu is Jalfrezi, Madras, Vindaloo, Korma, Masala and pakora.

stop giving the virgin freak (You)s and it will go away

cute :3

paki poster going to great lengths to convince us he isn't a paki

v. odd behaviour but what do you expect from an ethnic group where 6/10 people marry their first cousins

thats not how dave came about you stinky leaf

0.75 so i can better appreciate the cinematography

>>Oh alan's a nonce!!!
>he posts, from either, his mum and dad's house, or his flatshare, while alan lives in a condo in a warm country

this was Greater London too

Want to do 7 hour Skype chats with the Irish vocaroo lad

what an accent

oh look cheshire has managed to ostracise himself from an entire general just like he's done in real life. such a pathetic loser.

've

might link my ting from barking

i'm hungry.
i have no food or money
i'm scared

Leftypol

4x for Marvel
3.9x for Snyder
3x for joints
2x for flicks
1.5x for movies
1.01x for films
0.5x for kino

crypto centrist fuck off

t. cheshire trying to replace skitzo to maintain relevence

'an

he is severely mentally ill

kek

Order some food for an address a street away from your house then wait for the guy and knock him out

muh transit van

reuters.com/article/us-israel-migrants/israel-says-to-send-16000-african-migrants-to-western-countries-idUSKCN1H90WQ

muh macbook

muh long winded and autistic arguments where I pretend to be retarded

the working class are rude, stupid, ugly and fat

bus drivers deserve footballer's wages

used to be very pro-palestine but grown to quite like the yids desu. no wonder leftymong is stinking mad over them

screaming

Indian curry or chinese curry lads?

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Those posters are niggers

>Good evening Aran. Prease, you don't need to sit, this meeting won't take rong. Oh, you're already standing - aporogies.

>Aran, I have to prioritise the safety of the rest of my staff, and my female staff simpry don't feel comfortable around you. I can't have you leering at them arr day, or bringing ladyboy sex workers in and pretending that they're your girlfriend.

>Aran, I'm afraid I'll have to fire you from this branch of McDonalds. Prease crear your rocker of your tank tops and Regaine Foam before the end of today. Thank you.

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*hear some family outside having a BBQ*
*spray my AK-74u ACOG attachment with red dot aimlessly out the window*

HEY IM SLEEPIN' HERE

imagine living a sheltered life and then getting mad at people who are more knowledgeable than you about over something as innocuous as food, lmao. this is why you'll always be a mental midget.

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NHS nurses and junior doctors deserve MPs wages

just read the reddit ama from the prostitute

genuinely despise women who whore themselves out for money(in any form)

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Hmm and they wonder why they've been hated for centuries

what a mind boggler

going to become a transwoman and dominate women's football

*slips my shotgun into the letterbox when the postman is outside the door*

put down the letters and walk away slowly, and leave the transit van alone

Chinese curry is bland shit tbqh

*from Western takeaways

miffed

won't someone PLEASE think of those poor african rapefugee welfare leeches

absolute fucking state of leftymong

Going to write a letter to Israel begging them to put all 16,000 of them square on to my bollocks all at once

good lord you are reaching insane levels of angst in your posts lmao. give your head a wobble, look in the mirror and ask yourself just what the fuck are you doing with your life getting angry like this?

>genuinely despise women who whore themselves out for money(in any form)

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>you don't need to sit, this meeting won't take rong. Oh, you're already standing - aporogies.

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hello roasty

was very close to kicking a prossie down the stairs last night

hey
HEY
stop replying to it

youtube.com/watch?v=fFEEpnsgVJY&feature=youtu.be&list=PLzxCyKkit8_GMl4FaXBhqtAH8S8WwPTKm
C H O O N

fookin ell

over what?

'vey boy

What?

Did you throw a chainsaw after her?

should have done it
t. roasty apologists

got £16,000 saved up but no reasons to live

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too many virgin freaks to virgin freak

last night a prostitute walked past me and asked for "business", it was raining and we were on a main road so i'm not too sure what she had in mind

dunno just felt like it
the little slag deserved it

grim