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india

why doesn't it work?

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corr

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went to sleep at 11.35pm last night. woke up 20 minutes ago

fukkin' BASED

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*runs into /brit/ windmilling*

hate this smug commie

so was professor snake a virgin

*gives you some grain to mill*

>we didn't make it into the world cup
>again
>but england did
why does this keep happening, especially now that we have the better team

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no but solid snake was

flags arent fuckin workin after all need a head to harpoon gimme a mug to slug need my fist up an arsehole pronto

hat

chillin in the pub

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probably raped a few muggles during his death eater days

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>Bale , Ramsey and 9 litreally whos

Sixty years on, it is easy to forget the astonishment and fear that greeted the news of Sputnik: the Soviet Union had not just won the race to launch a satellite, it had done so in secret.

Within a year Congress established Nasa, putting space research under a civilian umbrella and ensuring that space technology would be part of a public, shared scientific endeavour. The US National Defence Education Act poured billions of dollars into science education, providing low interest loans to maths, engineering and science students. By 1968, the National Science Foundation budget had increased to $500 million, from $34 million a decade earlier. In Britain, the Tory government created eight new universities, including East Anglia and Sussex, in part to close the science gap.

Within 12 years of Sputnik the US had put a man on the moon. But in addition to the achievements of Project Apollo and the Hubble Space Telescope, the flood of technological innovation created a host of objects we take for granted, from cordless power tools to TV satellite dishes. More than that, the response to Sputnik laid the basis for modern academic scientific research.

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Will B is a musical artist
Will Take Charge is a retired American Thoroughbred racehorse. Trained by D. Wayne Lukas, the horse is best known for his wins in the 2013 Travers Stakes and Clark Handicap and for being beaten by a nose in the 2013 Breeders' Cup Classic
Williams Uchemba is a Nollywood star
William Shockley is an american physicist
William Notman is a photographer
William Ensor is a Fund Accounting Supervisor

going to finish another book today. stay productive /brit/

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dog, dog, lives in bog
swampy dog went for a jog
jogging dog got lost in fog
poor old swampy bogjog dog

shut up you twerp
literally just sat in the corner spouting mumbo jumbo to yourself as if anyone else cares
fuck off

better than a bunch of old and shite players that have no chemistry

is this from planet of the apes

it's a shame russia and china today are so far behind

maybe the west needs a worthy adversary

Someone quote tweeted one of my tweets about people staying friends w abusers w descriptive detail of what happened to them without a TW and I’m having a panic attack :) thanks

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quite silly of you to post this

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I've slept with every internet slag posted in /brit/

I don't read posts more than 3 lines long unless they're reddit spaced

don't even skim them, just scroll past and entirely ignore them

I said, "shut up you twerp", not "reply to me with inane squeaks like a runt"

Today the West needs another “Sputnik moment” to shake it out of its technological lethargy. Historically, such leaps tend to follow crisis, rivalry or war. The next major scientific overhaul may come from a Russian cyberattack, a North Korean dictator with a nuclear warhead or environmental disaster.

But the greatest technological challenge is likely to come from China, which accounts for 20 per cent of the world’s expenditure on scientific research and development, a rate increasing at precisely the moment America is reducing such spending.

Nice purse bender

did you

Rate my pie lads.

It's got venison, pheasant and partridge in it. I shot them myself.

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its w/e makes you feel better about yourself apparently. l8r

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this but unironically

hmm

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what's a "TW"
what does this even mean

In my opinion Death of Stalin was Iannucci's weakest work

don't think so mate, china's space thing just fell into the ocean

runt fodder

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-cant-we-speak-plainly-about-migrant-crime/

Murray's right you know. If this anti-semitic attack where a holocaust survivor is burnt alive in the heart of Paris had been committed by the Front National, it would be front coverage of the Guardian, BBC News website and C4 news for a week. Committed by migrant muslims? Absolutely no UK coverage whatsoever.

pig, pig, loves to dig
digging pig enjoys a fig
pig lost fig to judge in wig
pig thinks case of fig was rigged

Rate

outside looks mediocre, show the innards

trigger warning

nigger warning

His Own Enemy

He that has gold and great riches
And may be into cheerfulness,
And does gladness from him expel
And lives in wretchedness,
He brings sorrow upon himself.

He that may be without quarrel
And lives a carefree and pleasing life,
And then with marriage does himself involve
And binds him to any wicked wife,
He works sorrow to himself.

He that has for his own arrow
Any target without flaw,
And shoots then at any unfamiliar target,
And is done in with the fleas of Spain,
He works sorrow to himself.

And he that with good life and truth,
Without discord or other vice,
Does evermore with any master dwell,
That never on him have no pity,
He works sorrow to himself.

Now all this tyme let us be merry,
And value not by this world a cherry.
Now while there is good wine to buy,
He that does on dry bread gnaw,
I give him to the Devil of Hell!

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you shot the deer?

Global Times, a state-run tabloid, wrote in an editorial this weekend: “It’s normal for spacecraft to re-enter the atmosphere, yet Tiangong 1 received so much attention partly because some western countries are trying to hype and sling mud at China’s fast-growing aerospace industry.”

kek

yank, yank, septic tank
gets the urge to rob a bank
dye goes off and ruins loot
hes fucked it and hes fat to boot

>global times
fuck off globalist

Nonce yank is on the prowl again

Don't respond to him

it was covered quite a bit though, especially with the silent march afterwards

but you're right in a sense that the media tends to treat violence by rorkes differently

some sheeds breaking in to a flat and murdering someone is sadly just considered garden variety crime

maybe china just builds rubbish?

Sarah is the only legit Marx Woman, she'd be up for going beating up some upper class toffs, Summer and Aisha are just posers

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why is the BBC magazine section obsessed with sexual harassment? every day there is at least one article about it there. And yet when it came to the revelations about the Telford rape gangs they just completely ignored it??

>having a panic attack
>able and willing to type out a fucking tweet about it during
hahahahaha nice try sara you fucking liar

A Meditation in Winter
Into these dark and overcast days
When darkness and all the heaven arrays
With mystie vapors, clouds, and skies,
Nature all pleasure me denies

When that the night does lengthen hours
With wind, with hail, and heavy showers,
My sad spirit does lurk for cower;
My heart for sadness becomes forlorn
For lack of Summer and his flowers

I walk, I turn, slip may i not,
I'm vexed with heavy thought.
This world all over I cast about,
And ay the more I am in doubt,
The more that I remedy have sought.

I am assailed on every side.
Soon says ay, "In time provide
And get something on which to live,
Or with great trouble and mischief
Thou shall into this court abide."

Then Patience says, "Be not agast;
Keep Hope and Truth within thee fast,
And let Fortune work forth her desires,
Whom that no reason may prevent
Until that hourglass be run and past."

And then says Age, "My friend, come near,
And be not aloof, I thee require:
Come, brother, by the hand me take.
Remember thou has a reckoning to make
Of all the time thou spent here."

Then Death casts up his gate wide
Saying, "These open shall thee await;
Although that thou were never so bold,
Under this lintel shall thou bow down
There is no other way beside."

For fear of this all day droop.
No gold in chest nor wine in cup
No lady's beauty nor love's bliss
May stop me from thinking this,
However well that I dine or sup.

Yet when the night begins to short,
It does my spirit some part comfort
Of thought oppressed with the showers
Come, joyful Summer, with the flowers,
That i may live in some enjoyment.

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The Real Reason Dragons Den Was Cancelled!

>90s
Ginger>scary>sporty>baby>posh

>current year
Sporty>scary>ginger>posh>baby

Mel c and Mel b are neck and neck with their milfy goodness nowadays

Simple as

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Imagine actually caring what someone looks like and not judging them solely on the content of their character.
Grim.

west loves china. west hates india

what?

Don't understand cigarettes. Are they supposed to give you a pleasant feeling like how alcohol makes you feel good? They just give me a 4/10 "buzz" for about 30 seconds and then nothing.

im obsessed with sexual harassment too

>it was covered quite a bit though

it wasn't in the UK. Didn't see anything about it on the BBC news website desu

hare, hare, lives on stair
hare on stair eats only pear
hungry bear does not play fair
poor old hare lost pear to bear

i did
and the guardian

nah chinese are seen as more foreign and evil and intent on destroying the west
india is like dude yoga n curry n stuff lol

This a decent cop you reckon?
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the absolute state of leftymong

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the housing options:

1) be a manchild and live with the parents forever
2) one room in a decent area in a house of screeching giganormie
3) my own house in a shithole surrounded by pakis

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no idea what you're talking about but it sounds suspiciously like something a granddad would say

I rate your life decisions

no such thing as a decent cop mate

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comfy

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lad..easy on the posey. you're starting to make me sad

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keep your hands busy, look cool while doing it, and get a bit of a rush similar to caffeine

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stop looking at prebuilds you absolute MongoDB

They help me concentrate as well. Like a caffeine injection in that regard

Only smoke cigars though cos I'm not gay

Why not just rent a flat in a gentrified area like Ancoats

Yes, a doe.

love Sylvester Stallone's instagram
LOVE IT

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might get drunk tomorrow just to give a right 'fuck-you' to the world and the gf and shopkeepers and that