/brit/

it did but it was greatly exaggerated

you're getting nothing from us
brexit means brexit

LOVE her

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unc's shit himself again

paddies are so wedded to their IRA legend it's sad

why are they rioting?

loads of things have different smells

haha subnormie friend responded to my snapchat about Seamus' bull hypothesis

haha lad

>finished uni and the only job you could get was doing social media for a car dealership

What in the fuck did you do at uni? looool

umm what

Girl in work has completely cut off contact with me out of nowhere. We used to talk all the time. I haven't done or said anything. It makes no sense.

A yank boiwomb for every continental

why are they all literally 12 years old
also
>you can just walk up to the car and pull the riot shield off the windscreen with your hand
that's a bit daft

>did the holocaust happen?

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football rolled to the other side of the road but there isn't a crosswalk for 4 miles

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catholics being catholics

do you snapchat Jow Forums posts to your mates
fucking dire

>subnormie

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are you 12 or something?

RODNEY YOU CCCCCCCCCCCC

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Didn't know cat willies were outside their bodies.

ngl thats the case for loads of degrees, i met a bloke the other night who did a degree in aeronautical engineering and got a first and is now a bar tender

because they're irish

Just jaywalked in front of an autonomous vehicle and solved the trolley problem

Resist the urge to respond to him

The latest loop my lads vocaroo.com/i/s16ARjIwOlXe
Is it tasty as fuck or what?

send it to a normie friend wussyboy
i use to talk about /brit/ personalities with my workmates

don't call me a wnkrrr you crrnnnnnnn

how do you know they are cataholics

i was eatin pork and rinds with a bitch from new york times

I don't eat no pork and rinds but that bitch was mighty fine

because they're irish and subhuman

rolling one candle

lol just because you have no friends to snapchat to

wtf, you're still going on about a post I made like 3 threads ago?
Haven't been in the last few threads so if you're still arguing with someone about it, it wasn't me lmao

wht is this

wish i had a gf

had this happen to me once when I was on a camping trip
had to hike all the way down the mountain and back up the other side

youtube.com/watch?v=WGoYgDtNGbQ

no I'm American

just got fined for jaywalking across my own front garden (yard)

haven't got a clue about the Ireland conflict or anything

never setting foot on that island in case I get butchered over my english accent in a pub

sounds like youre playing with your feet

I only see my cats one once in a blue moon and it doesn't look anything like that

reuters.com/article/us-israel-migrants/israel-says-to-send-16000-african-migrants-to-western-countries-idUSKCN1H90WQ

haha ABSOLUTELY BASED

It's a song I composed, irishlad

fucking
dire

hopefully

what do girls mean by this????

why are you sucking your cats nob you irish freak of nature

i'm a man of few words

willy willy wankypoo wankypoo wankypoo
willy willy wankypoo I love you

irish lad living in london here, anyone local can up to my face and tell me ireland is shit and report back /brit/ after your jaw is found 50 miles away

will be standing outside lewisham DLR station for the rest of the evening

>can't cross the road without a crosswalk
>can't drink until you're 21

the United States of America - AKA - 'The Creche'

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post cat

You need to let it grow on you

Just got done jaywalking for the 3rd time. That's my 3rd strike. Getting the electric chair now.

did you make this in wii music editor or something
why does it sound like a child playing in garageband
dont get this gimmick at all

bruv i snapchat pretty much everything that happens in my life to somebody

give it a rest yeah

Br*tish "men": daughters raped, goes to jail for training a dog to do a trick
Irish lad: throws bombs at the police because he feels like it

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feel like I should move out but it's too much paperwork and thinking and decision making and adult commitments for my smol brain with mortgages and stuff

wish it was just like paying for something online like with PayPal

reckon I will never have the courage to go through with it; might just kill myself instead

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>an infamous moment from the French version of [Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?], in which a contestant requested help from the audience on a €3,000 question which asked which celestial body orbits the Earth: the Moon, the Sun, Mars, or Venus. The majority of the audience provided the answer of "the Sun",[80] although the correct answer is the Moon, and the contestant ended up leaving with only €1,500 as a result.

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>can't gamble
>can't hire prostitutes
>have to sign up for the draft once you're 18

just come back from Dublin and Tbh they were all very nice blokes

Constant state of anger?

Thats a davepost

Highly contrarian and always looking for an argument?

Thats a davepost

Calls everyone he doesnt agree with skitzo?

You best beleive thats a davepost

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screaming

beautiful

love the contempt with which he says dirty

>But a spokesman for the German Interior Ministry said he was unaware of any plans to resettle African migrants from Israel to Germany.

>And in Italy, a Foreign Ministry source said: “There is no agreement with Italy in the context of the bilateral agreement between Israel and the UNHCR.”

>The U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) in a statement confirmed an agreement was signed with Israel.

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Mate, even if you had £120,000 cash to buy a house, you are still legally required to go to solicitors and do all that shit. It's fucked up

>bruv i snapchat pretty much everything that happens in my life to somebody
textbook narcissism
nobody cares lmao

No but i wish it did

>go MGTOW and a get a golden retriever

Thoughts lads?

legitimately bleating at this

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describe myself as a bit of a cheeky chappy

still feel like crying about the girl.

wonder what kind of body the 6.8 has

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Any Fife niggas in da house?

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dave

everything
everything
everything
everything
everything
everything
everything

bit dangerous, what if your dog decides he likes the taste of runt one day

used to think this until it was thrust upon me and i just rolled up my sleeves and tightened my laces and put my back into it and got everything done, simple as
this "adulting is hard" bollocks is absolutely sickening vile reddit cack

Girls are completely different creatures. Maybe she had a bad dream about you and now blames you. Maybe you did something that reminded her of an ex. Etc.
Though you need to stay away from her or she'll say you r*ped her haha

no fucking way

*toil inbound*

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