/brit/

i'm lowland scots and therefore english

waheeeyyyy don't cry abaat it mate
CAMPIONES
CAMPIONES
OOOOOH ENGLAND WE LOVE YOU

Imagine living somewhere where people can just shoot you

mad how different southern England is to the north. The coast literally looks like spain or somewhere. How could a few hundred miles on the same island make such a difference

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>Coors light ads every 5 seconds on Channel 4 On Demand

JUST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING YANKS

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god I wish that were me

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why do you keep posting this picture of a greasy rat over and over and over as if it's interesting or amusing

why do autists love repetition so much

Yanks don't need alarm clocks they wake up from gunshots in the horizon

had that yesterday

was walking home and some black fella on a moped sped up to me looked at me for a long time then did a u-turn and drove off.

the london experience

the one day of the year without bleak grey sky
good job cornwall

Yeah, but you'd also have a gun and can shoot back.

>why do autists love repetition so much
because their spastic brains are broken. they don't care how painful they are to be around

hmm yes literature love a bit of the literature
youtube.com/watch?v=sx9sBjyGFpQ

don't do anything wrong and you won't get shot. feels good knowing I can protect myself

what made him fuck off

stay away from my transit van dave

fuckin racist
why you scared of black people? huh? dumb bitch

fantastic post

dont want to constantly have to be on my guard in case I get into a shootout desu

>not wanting to take responsibility for your own life

hello statist cuck

maybe he needed a poo

>there has only been one non-English winner of the annual World Quizzing Championship, which began in 2003.

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pussy. you'd have died within seconds in the wild west

literally me, I knew it was a fake and that the mods would do it

i reckon he though i was someone else from a distance nad wasj ust coming to check out who was walking through, since i didn't pose a threat he just let me on his way
not remotely scared of black people by default.

scared of people giivng me undue attention in an area known for crime though.

but it was literally me

doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

But it is not THAT bad. You are just as likely to get knifed or glassed by some random bloke on the sidewalk.

we should make a /brit/ pub quiz team

What should we call ourselves?

>he holidays domestically

hello povvo!

cannot abide pooskins lads
despise them utterly

my iron's engine is ticking over
shirt is prepped on the board
toil on the fucking morrow

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All classic British hobbies seem to focus on the essentially pointless. Stamp collecting, gardening, pub quizzes.

the poo niggers

t. truck simulator pro.

norfolk and chance

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i'm grateful for nonceyank
he's a daily reminder of what an actual insane person is like

>gardening
>pointless

>we
yeah like you'd be fucking invited you Yank helmet

the brainlets

still
would rather get stabbed than shot
lucky me

Flower gardening is, and that's what most Brits understand as gardening. Vegetable gardens have only very recently become trendy.

Training for the next war. Arbeit macht frei

>The watershed came in 1998, when “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” was first screened. The format was sold to 106 countries.

literally had no idea it was a british tv show

>would rather get stabbed than shot
no you fucking wouldn't

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I'm the leader

most brits understand the next war as masturbating to pakis raping their children

no vocarooautists hobbies include being a smug and self satisfied runt in vocaroo threads

I want to slaughter millions of R*ssians

>ERR DUDE BULLETS ARE LIKE THE HARDEST METAL ON EARTH DUDE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
fuck off you tragic spastic

My mum always comes back from holiday with stories about how her and my step dad absolutely obliterated everyone else in pub quizzes

britain is a world leader in the quiz show space

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(the deities are called the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns and i have met them a few times).

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quizlamic state

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Do half cast kids identify more with their dark parent?

cruz was a goblino though

>'S

death by stabbing is much more painful and slow than getting shot you fucking retard.
>matey, I know guns, trust me, I live in britain xDDD

>unite against this call for immediate action

What

lead yourself off the end of a pier you dizzy cunt
would knock you sparko if you ever DARED come within 12 miles of my local.
As if you could answer any question that wasn't 'Who won the Battybowl in 2001?' or "What breakfast sandwich is number 421 at Denny's?"

strike for what exactly?

lol

It's opposed to Muslim strike Day

well the time has come to leave so i'll say good day good night good evening and good riddance to one and all
love you all want to marry your loveliness

actually this
yeah I would
no exit wound/bullet left inside
lower velocity of impact
etc

Quiz on my face

OO U CALLIN HALF-CAST, WESTERLING?

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Oh

What are they striking for anyway

no more hugs will

*googles into letmewatchthis*

heh

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Because Islamaphobia is bad

slowly bleeding out vs nearly instant death
etc

>the Battybowl

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ah yes here we go, every American's argument eventually boils down to 'UH DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT GUNS MAN'
jog on you little spunk chugger

Normally, the CIA is the U.S. government agency legally allowed to carry out covert action. Under U.S. law, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) must lead covert operations unless the president finds that another agency should do so and properly informs the Congress.

The Deputy Director for Operations' identity is not officially disclosed.

Executive Order 12333, signed by Ronald Reagan banned assassinations by persons employed by or acting on behalf of the United States government. It was amended by Executive Order 13355, signed by George W. Bush, on August 27, 2004.

toil on the morrow

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>Battybowl

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THE GOBLIN: DURING HIS
CHILDHOOD ... IS OBLIGED TO MILK
PIGS..COWS... CLEAN CHICKEN CAGES
`` THE GOBLINE``GROWS`` MAIZE. SOY`` AND DOES WALMART STOCKER WORKS
IN HIS MOTORIZED CAR! THE GOBLINE DOES NOT BATH, DOES NOT STUDY,
DOES NOT GO TO SCHOOL, DOES NOT GO TO UNIVERSITY IT IS AN IGNORANT TOOL
BRUTE, CLOSE-MINDED, GROSS, STUPID, REPUGNANT

-WHAT IS GOBLIN IN `` LATIN ???

* `` GORDUS HEDIONDUS AMERICANUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A GOBLINE IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE CITE THEIR MAIN CHARACTERISTICS:

0- THEY ARE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT ... FETID
1- THEY ARE BROWN, CHOCOLATE COLORED, CLOSE TO COPPER,THEY LOOK LIKE STOOL
2- THEY ARE DWARFS, 1M50cm TO 1M60cm, THEY LOOK LIKE IRISH ELVES
3- THEY ARE SHORT LEGGED OR CROOKED, TRUE FRIGHTS OF NATURE
4- THEY DO NOT HAVE AN ASS, NEITHER MEN OR WOMEN
5- THEY DO NOT HAVE A NECK, THEY LOOK LIKE MUDDY WORMS
6- THEY HAVE A TREMENDOUS NOSE, LIKE A CONDOR, OR TOUCAN
7- THEY HAVE BIG EARS, AND THE SPANIARDS CALLED THUS 'BIG EARED MONKEYS'
8- THEY ARE SLANT EYED AND DO NOT HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE HUGE SALIENT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE A ROUND AND BLOWN FACE, THESE LLAMA FACED BASTARDS

whaddaya say geoffrey? wanna W?

*closes the tab before you can reply*

reeeeeeee *bangs the table and breaks down crying* rrreeeeeeeeeeeheheheeeeeeee

In retrospect this whole Easter thing was a massive waste of time

samefag
>literally no rebuttal
glad we can agree you don't know about guns

ah yes because getting stabbed is a certain death sentence

>through Bradley poster is here

Jeffrey is DEAD all because you didn't give £5 to WaterAid