Tfw you realise that you're gonna be fighting on the same side as Germany in WWIII

>Germany have never had a proper ally
going to be interesting

>outside

>tfw we might even have Italy on our side

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Shut up, Paraguayan Texas

We'll show up fashionably late and bring the incendiary bombs outta storage.

And no Russia to do all the dirty work

Their only job is to be a meat grinder, and since we'll be the ones shooting them this time it'll be fine.

do you mean at the start or at the end?

I think we will sit this one out. Have fun guys

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even worse
the WHOLE time

If the UK goes the Commonwealth follows. That's the rule.

Impossible to tell, they're so useless they're only detectable by their absence.

do what you do best and let them be conquered and then turtle in your rock until USA comes to help.

kek

>Brazil

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The eternal hue, once again, refuses to help anyone and insists in making fun of them

>Italy never lost a world war
HOW DO WE STOP THEM

Ok, Nigel, you got this. Germany tried alone, France tried alone, together the three giants of Europe will wipe out r**Sia from the face of the earth for good

You're a retard if you genuinely believe this. We were the only nation fighting on all three fronts, long before the Americans decided to get involved.

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OH NONONONONO

t. Ivan in Helsinki

That's a good thing tho.

Shut the fuck up George I hate Russia and Russians and I hope you genocide them all

Oh no, the shame of it...

feels good

You genuinely cant. The I T A L I A N man knows no defeat.

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Italian football NT certainly knows defeat.

Yeah ok buddy imma need you to delete this posthaste

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Fuck yer rules

Hey, at least you guys are still better than your old rivals, Greece and Tunisia

Your ancient subjects, you mean.

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Sorry bud I didn't make the rules. Shoulda dumped the tea in the harbor when y'all had the chance.

Tunisia made it to the wc, though

I just realized the world needs the Turkish salt meme with Tunisia being the meat.

Tunisia made it and Italy didn't?

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Yep

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Now I don't know much about soccer cuz Murican, but isn't this a massive failure on Italy's part?

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It sure fucking is. I'm not gonna make fun of them, though. Still have ptsd from 2014's cup

feels good to be the winning side

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Italy and Brazil have my condolences.

When will the Poland become an empire again?

Let's go boys.

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People here legitimately and unironically demanded the head coach's head for this.