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England is my city

broke my willy shagging so many fit birds last night

anyone have a birthday coming up?

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WOAH mama

the poonited sharts of arsemerica

sue

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I FUCKING LOVE SLAGPOSTING XDDDDS
PHWOOOAR CORRRR BLIMELY LOOK AT THAT AVERAGE LOOKING SLUT THAT I CAN FIND EASILY COMPLETELY NAKED ON PORNHUB OR ELSEWHERE!!!

Literally can not fathom how anyone thinks it's a good idea for women to be put in combat roles.

Meine Stimme gegen die der ganzen Talkshownation
Meine Fäuste für ein müdes Halleluja und Bohnen
Meine Zähne gegen eure zahme Revolution
Visionen gegen die totale Television
Es war im Ausverkauf, im Angebot, die Sonderaktion
„Tausche blödes altes Leben gegen neue Version“
Ich hatte es kaum zu Hause ausprobiert, da wusste ich schon
An dem Produkt ist was kaputt - das ist die Reklamation
Ich will
Ich tausch nicht mehr, ich will mein Leben zurück
Ich tausch nicht mehr, ich will mein Leben zurück
Ich tausch nicht mehr, ich will mein Leben zurück
Guten Tag, ich will mein Leben zurück
Guten Tag, guten Tag, ich will mein Leben zurück
Guten Tag, guten Tag, ich will mein Leben zurück
Guten Tag, ich gebe zu ich war am Anfang entzückt
Aber euer Leben zwickt und drückt nur dann nicht
Wenn man sich bückt
Guten Tag

need you out of business, sunshine

corr holy mother of PENG

post hover isnt working int his thread you twat

Cool. I understand that feeling. Maybe I'll come this summer then. It's better than going to spain for the 10th time, am I right or am I right?

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tune

honestly dont know why yanks bother consuming oxygen

would be better for the rest of us if you just stopped

this is the arab I was telling you guys about
slags are haram for him I guess

the london underground is fascinating
love going down to the big city just to explore

unironically know a certain lesbian in real life with a new zealander gf (this is unironic statement)

Psychological warfare

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would like someone to murder you

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>rally by feminists to undermine due process and the rule of law

should all be shot on site. not like they're going to have kids is it, and if they did those kids would grow up to be tranny freaks anyway

lesbians are not real

love going down on your mum to explore

got a coldsore on my tongue

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i work in the factory that produced the fragrance eau de armpit stains. our biggest customer? CeX shops

literally no reply other than ur gay or ur a paki. you don't even know why you are shitting up the thread with it anymore

based

the PERFIDIOUS arab is fearful of the PROUD slag

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got a hotsore on my bum

had that one a few weeks back
it's the stress innit

>coldsore
>on your tongue
you got the herpederps nigga

dumb pirate frogposter

Who's this sperm enchantress

put some salt on your finger and ram it on top of it lad

relocating to ladbroke grove

got hemorrhoids AND an anal fissure lads

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get to absolute fuck you total yank mong

the fog is on tyne

no one has a problem with slags but you, shirt-lifter

some sort of schizo tranny?

see

told my therapist I'd gone feral and she said she would gain access to me via the window

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wish this upon you

no lad, this is not sexually transmitted or anything

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>Creidim í
>Fáinne Fí
Keep your fucking hands off my language, feminist cunts.

reckon

>Rally held in Dublin about something that happened in the UK

hmmm

case and point.

please stop calling him a yank
he is not american. he is an arab.

to be honest i never got the slagposting thing either, they are genuinely disgusting orange rodents and one would hope they're just posting it in mere jest!

Spain is good but variety is the spice of life.
Just a heads up :- on the west coast in summer the midges are out and they are evil so be prepared. They stay next to water and can smell the carbon dioxide we breath out.

dont you look a right fucking moron now hahahahaha

thankyou for giving me attention
it must be your doppelganger (/ˈdɒpəlˌɡɛŋər/ or /-ˌɡæŋər/; German: [ˈdɔpl̩ˌɡɛŋɐ] (About this sound listen), literally "double-goer")

You're getting lots of shit, but I agree with you. Don't get the mentality of looking at a scantily dressed lower class woman. There is porn all over the Internet if you want to wank. Do you also go to the pub with your tablet and start showing off porn to people?

Why is the single person discount for council tax only 25% and not 50%?

wheres she from how u meet whats going on with u hows work hows the kids

I'm 100% american lad

reckon i could heem the lot of you runtoids

can smell curry

my dad was a secretary of something for the UN. got to live in Spain for 3 years as a young boy. very cool.

because that would be fucking mental

think that most people are sociopaths constantly looking to be victims and when theres nothing happening they just invent things to be victims of, therefore world peace is impossible

probably my brown fingers typing away

strange and downright unnecessary post

because breeders could throw a shitfit

trust the foreigners not to understand slag-posting

why do they post here again? fucking clueless mongs the lot of them

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this thread is dedicated to the discussion of thighs and thigh culture

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>I'm 100% american lad

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Certain aspects of the world are designed to fuck you.
Still 25% is better than 0%

I want a goth gf who likes reading books

were going to make a joke as if your dad was working for the UN as a young boy (even as a 3 year old) but i dont want it to fall flat on yank face and have to explain it

you can just die as far as im concerned

fuck your dad and fuck the UN
evil fucking scum

>midges
That's ok, I will wear one of these.

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i want a church girl, who go to church

and read her bible

British culture innit

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you will rescind your nasty comment and atone

>Still 25% is better than 0%

This is the mentality more people should have. Get the fuck over it lmao just be happy you're getting anything at all and don't push your luck demanding more

wonder what that birb is thinking about while gazing towards the horizon

That's very hot.

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Unironically think Aria Alexandria is the most beautiful woman in the world

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got tomorrow AND wednesday off

dont truly wish death upon you or even harm i wouldnt see a hair on your squashed little jacket potato head out of place

good fucking post

want to cry about the proto gf

1:08:45
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