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need a gf like sue not exactly sue but like sue

My mind already exists in the post-work future, it's society that is backwards

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>sorry what does that have to do with the united kingdom?

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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me fucking the corpse in back

arrest all women

took me a while but I found a kinda cute pic of 19th century girls

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Long for the days of the janny of old and his iron boot flying out of the heavens to crush early thread making twats (ETMTs) into fine meaty paste

interior: superior
exterior: inferior

anyone else?

have that robot dickheads

cloud

for a moment i tought it was a monster ahah

hate serato but cdjs are well expensive u kno
HATE IT

>1916

fuck 20th century I mean
cannot even read lol

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this report only needs to be 7 pages long and i'm at 6 pages and i still have like 6 things to write about hah
can i get marked off for trying too hard?

thats even worse, rock is a dead genre

sorry what does that have to do with the united kingdom?

wish there was a market for cute but obscene male clothing like there is for women

not gay
just think it would be fun to wear ironically

Interior: Crocodile alligator
Exterior: Chevrolet movie theater

anyone else?

How on earth do I find a gf when I'm 29 with zero dating experience? It's not possible is it? Zero prospects at work, online dating is a no-go with my ugly face.

yeah you slovenly twat boot up your arse knife in your throat thumbs in your eyes spear up your spine

Exterior: superior
Interior: superior
Anyone else?

She is British. Her dad is an OBE.

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completely agree would love to strut around the clubs in a crop top and hot pants

sounds like a comfy situation

oooh imagine trying to brush that mane

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dave

isn't this the weird nonce lesbian mum

how has beckinsale sface changed so much her forehead is like a third larger ffs

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how do you kiss

cute

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love this hairstyle

willy got hard instantly

>would love to strut around the clubs in a crop top and hot pants
OOOOOOOOOOOOXFOOOOOOOOOORRRRDDDDDD

hate when you ask a question on reddit and they reply with their opinion on things you've said but not with an answer to the question you asked

with a fist

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thoughts?

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Actually quite annoyed with myself that it took me this long to think of this.

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sup skitzo

twitter.com/CPGBML/status/980015556282802177
christianity is the grandmother of bolshevism

what do you think of THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=uLvcuxZlv48

does sue have a twitter

who is oxford? can you tell me about him?

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You learn to purposefully omit anything that some dumb retard will misinterpret on purpose.

Ah yes I no longer get to see the images of the japanese girl ever again!

my life has improved so much

Good edition

why can't girls be that pure anymore???

Haha that's so me xd

She never toughed her daughter, just dressed her in bikinis and paraded her in front of the paparazzi and showed her pictures of her dad when he was naked in a play and drew penises on her homework.

Just because they sleep naked in the same bed doesn't mean she's a nonce

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fuck you

Dunno why he posts that here its not British culture

Too scared to speak to me directly I see. Pathetic.

pengmer

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hello yes i am oxford
ask away

that new lloyds advert is unironically kino

some sort of comical poof who's going out with a chinese bird he thought was a man until they had sex

you're making me nervous

post toot

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why the long hair
are you a russian or finnish jew

dece but prefer techstep if we're talking about the old stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=GK7D5A0LBUQ

also thinking of doing a pentagram snowflake behind it

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=lpsjg-PoSJo
anyone else buying one?

you're makin' me noivous (broad new york accent)

he's gay

I should point out to the mods that Lily Mo is 19

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you're making me nervous
*gets shot in the head*

you're making me nervous
*flips off bike*
urguuuuuuuuuhhhh

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>ywn go to Jammer's basement
>ywn win LOTM

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very comfy for studying or reading etc

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these pathetic fucking children wouldnt last 10 seconds in a corridor with me

stairway to heaven is a good song

wonder how far I could dropkick it

want one of these but instead of a hand it has a massive cock that slaps you in the face

that needs stitches

youtube.com/watch?v=bmHOrfMNbH4

the goal gf

bet i'm the oldest virge in this thread
t. 37

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did i hear bikes?

no his name is vietlad

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i was going to to into the Air Force originally and so always had close-cropped short hair while I was in the cadets, learning to fly, shoot, march etc

after i left the cadets i grew my hair long just because i never had before, and i like it now

i am 75% purebred English/Norman and 25% purebred Welsh as far as I can tell
im agnostic

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by being yourself

prove it