Take a seat edition
/ausnz/
Tsar
Having some cold takeaways for breakfast
Good morning.
When did you end up waking up at?
Was it a decent time?
abab
I woke up about 7. So it seems my sleep cycle is intact
How about you, were you able to get a good nights sleep?
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Hi.
>So it seems my sleep cycle is intact
Bloody hell, you're lucky!
That would have been me done.
>were you able to get a good nights sleep?
Yeah I went to sleep pretty late but I got about 6 hours...
I also had a 5 hour nap during the day though.
It seems I'm back to normal.
!?
haai
Hows your day been my Danish friend?
Have you been keeping outta trouble?
Good, thank you!!!
Just put pants on, I don't like it
That's great to hear, your lack of sleep was starting to get worrying
!?!?!?!
I like you danefriend
I like you tooo!
Hey you're welcome!
>Just put pants on
Why would you do this?!
Pants are the devil.
>your lack of sleep was starting to get worrying
I know... I was scared I was gonna pass out and bang my head on something or I was going crazy.
It was an odd little episode and I wasn't fully with it by the end.
>Why would you do this?!
I needed to go outside and I didn't think my neighbour would like to see me in just underwear and a dressing gown
Yay
Ahh fair enough.
I hope you've removed those bloody things once you've done your outside business.
I won't be friends with people who wear pants in their own home.
Pants are an outdated bourgeois concept that has no place in the current century
I have arrived
PAMPER ME!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Welcome
Morning!!!
Good morning. Sleep well?
good enough for me
Good morning, you're up early.
And a good morning to you.
Sleep well?
/ausnz/ poll time
Ur cunt
Did you wake up with another cute girl in your bed?
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Yes
no
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No, but tomorrow should make up for it
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I don't wanna talk about it...
Could go for a nap rn
You just bloody woke up...
He's being a lazy bones!
>You just bloody woke up...
Your point being?
For someone so quick to call everyone a lazybones his bones are oddly lazy...
me on the left
I'm back
How's everyone's Tuesday going?
Maybe he is projecting
Why the long face?
Back from where?
But welcome back buddy, my Tuesday isn't very exciting but can't complain.
Probably....
I need more cuddle pics, I only have a handful.
In a word, sleeping pill detox
hmmm
Same
I have more but they start to get into the kind of cuddles that are probably best not to have with friends
Sounds rough buddy...
hang in there.
Hmmm?
...same, I think I'm gonna go on a mission to find good wholesome cuddle pics.
You can only choose one of the following bands to save. The other two will disappear forever, all of their music will be erased from existence. Choose wisely.
>AC/DC
>Midnight Oil
>Cold Chisel
Yeah its not too much of a drama in real life I guess
Just tiresome
>Back from where?
The outside world
>But welcome back buddy, my Tuesday isn't very exciting but can't complain.
Tuesdays aren't really known for being exciting
Hmmm...
I've never heard on any of those bands, I'm guessing they're all shit
I can do without Midnight Oil but either of the other two would destroy Australia so shit game
Sleep time for europoors
Have a good day /ausnz/ and take care of yourselves
Good morning.
Good night. Sleep well.
Night Froggy
goodnight
Goodnight
Morning mate
nini
Well it shouldn't last long, should it?
>The outside world
Wow scary, you're a brave man.
>I've never heard on any of those bands, I'm guessing they're all shit
You've seriously never heard of them...?
I thought they were quite widely known.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Good morning.
Dunno
Hopefully not but I was on the good one for quite a long time so it was basically a sleep switch. So yeah its like half a year of a bad habit I need to retrain myself from
Also out of decaf so fug
Okay yeah I have heard of acdc. They did that song from ironman didn't they?
>decaf
I like drinking coffee at night actually
Getting strung out at like 4am? not so much
I think I will leave the house today for a 30 min walk.
Still gross tb.h
I just have green tea or something like that if I want a hot drink at night
Everyone has their own tastes man. I like drinking black coffee and smoking at night
desu I need to probably drop the coffee at some point. Tea is just as good and I wouldn't spend like $.50 on a coffee everytime I'm slightly miserable outdoors
4.50*
Whats got ya stopping them in the first place?
Like 5 days of holidays and I ran out. So I would have either had to buy anti histamines or wait until sometime this week to get more. Doesn't really appeal anyway. Better to rip the bandaid off and let it heal
Got about 8 and a half hours of sleep and only woke up to pee once
So I'd say pretty good!!
Fair enough.
Do sleeping pills have side effects?
I've actually never been on any meds what so ever...
I don't really trust them, though gods knows I probably could use some.
Fucking solid stuff mate.
Whats ya plans for the day then?
Nah not really man. Got the worst sort of addictive quality though. Being extremely useful. So yeah they're mildly addictive but they're functionally addictive too which is why I need to stop. In a month or something I might grab a bottle just to have in a draw
Doctors are a bit quacky sometimes but its all good.
>I like drinking black coffee and smoking at night
Very nice. We seem to have similar tastes
>desu I need to probably drop the coffee at some point. Tea is just as good and I wouldn't spend like $.50 on a coffee everytime I'm slightly miserable outdoors
Most of the time I go out I bring a thermos of coffee with me. But yeah I have spent far too much money on coffee at cafés
That seems super expensive for a black coffee. Do you get extra shots or something?
Yeah its literally patrician tier taste in the face of the real world sadly
Got a thermos but I usually load it with tea I think. Use it rarely these days though.
I'm a fan of the old double shot small soy latte sadly. If I don't want an espresso
Good to actually sit and drink
I see...
How will you go about getting to sleep without them?
You obviously had them for a reason in the first place..
also how much is a pouch of tobacco over the lake?
They're getting a bit bloody pricey here.
Super fucking poorly last night. Wouldn't have been far off 3am when I got to sleep and woke up at 9am
Feels shit
And yeah I had the super nice ones be me being a tit I started taking 2 instead of one and it wasn't super cool probably. idk I doubt it matters
And fucking $65 for 50g champion. Shame that the NZ travel is rigged af otherwise it would have been a lot easier to just go over there every now and again and pick them up customs free. Why is Melbourne $50 but NZ is 450?
>Got a thermos but I usually load it with tea I think. Use it rarely these days though.
I'll often make two coffees in the morning, one I drink then and one goes in the thermos.
>I'm a fan of the old double shot small soy latte sadly. If I don't want an espresso
Nice, usually if I don't feel like an expresso I get a hot chocolate
>Good to actually sit and drink
It is, usually I just get my takeaway and dash out, I should try sit down sometime
on my second atm actually
>It is, usually I just get my takeaway and dash out, I should try sit down sometime
Well I mean I live in the 4th reich of OHS Australia so its more about grabbing one and going to sit somewhere for a smoke
Just got new phone delivered
>Wouldn't have been far off 3am when I got to sleep and woke up at 9am
Thats around the same as me...
Although I did take a big sleep during the day. so I'm just glad I got to sleep at all.
You should be knackered by the time it rolls around to go bed and hopefully you'll sleep soundly.
>And fucking $65 for 50g champion.
Fuck me thats cheaper than here...
I don't even get 50g anymore, although a 30g could last me a while as I've slowed my smoking down.
>on my second atm actually
Might make myself one now
>Well I mean I live in the 4th reich of OHS Australia so its more about grabbing one and going to sit somewhere for a smoke
Sounds shit. Most of the time I smoke in my back courtyard so I don't have to deal with that
>Just got new phone delivered
Nice, what model?
And are you gonna flash a custom rom or leave it stock?
I've already hit the gym and honestly that's really all I had planned for today
Guess I'll just laze around and play some vidya!
how many kiwibux is it for 50g?
They've changed the 30g's to 25g's here
And the 40g meme but I like to have a bag of it so I get 50g's
Good call. The morning is dark and full of terrors
Yeah I just got used to smoking inside since forever so its a bit fucked. Cleaned my heater the other day. Shameful
XioMeme 4x
Its all in chinese and I want to put the sim in and there's a little tool. Feels bad being a tard. And I've heard this one's super up to date atm so a rom probably won't be needed
>public holiday
>broke
>no high protein foods I like
>need to power boost back atm
>weighed in at like 72kg this morning
Feels fucking bad
>Most of the time I smoke in my back courtyard
I didn't think you were much of a smoker to be honest.
I remember you saying you have one on occasion, how much do you go through?
>Guess I'll just laze around and play some vidya!
Thats what I'm doing!
What game ya playin buddy?
I couldn't tell you the price, I usually get the 30g and THAT comes to just under 60 so I'd probably have a fucking heart attack if I go for a 50.
What the fucking fuck
That's what they want from us really isn't it, huffing away at $3 cigarettes until we're marched to the imaginary FEMA camps in the desert that don't exist
I suppose I could go for some home grown shit but that stuff a bit rough for my taste.
So for now they'll get their fucking money...
Eh the only chop chop I've had was not at all fulfilling
Got more of this girl?
Only a few.
Her name is Sachiko Koshimizu if you're keen to look up a few pics of her.
>Good call. The morning is dark and full of terrors
Morning is heck
>Yeah I just got used to smoking inside since forever so its a bit fucked. Cleaned my heater the other day. Shameful
Nasty. The last guy in my place left the bathroom ceiling covered in filth from smoking in there
>I've heard this one's super up to date atm so a rom probably won't be needed
Nice, although let's hope it doesn't come with a bunch of preinstalled bloat
I don't smoke often. I maybe go through a pack (I can't roll for shit so I get prerolled instead of a pouch) every two months.
Honestly with the price of cigs I'd be broke if I smoked all the time
I feel for you lad
Not sure yet friendo!
Might play some Bloodborne or something like that
Bad feel
Eh I'll get some the old fashioned way
Where's she from?
Just set it up and I'm pretty sure I'm basically a Chinese spy now but should all work out
And yeah man its pretty fucking grim but comfy if you're miserable
Nice matey.
You enjoy yourself.
>Where's she from?
THE iDOLM@STER, a game and an anime.
Never played and barely watched, I just like the character.
I know that feel
>Where's she from?
Dunno, I think it's some idol show
>Just set it up and I'm pretty sure I'm basically a Chinese spy now but should all work out
I used to have a Huawei so I've done my fair share of spying for the chinks
>And yeah man its pretty fucking grim but comfy if you're miserable
It's a lot more comfy than smoking outside in the middle of winter. Although having a dart in the freezing cold certain wakes you up
I have returned
Yeah she's value
Shame seems like the source is shit. Only Shokugeki no soma appeals atm
Not like they need it. Get enough information from the rent slips these days
>Although having a dart in the freezing cold certain wakes you up
I think the point is not to wake up. I think its more of a "be a curmudgeon in front of the computer with a coffee and a fag" sort of thing
Only thing I can think of to do is to go climb the "Gentle Annie" dry waterfall. Called Gentle because its steep
Aussies just can't help themselves it seems
Welcome back matey.
Did ya have yourself a nap?
>Gentle Annie
That gave me a scare...
There is a place called Gentle Annie not too far from where I live...
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>I think the point is not to wake up. I think its more of a "be a curmudgeon in front of the computer with a coffee and a fag" sort of thing
I can see the appeal in that, might give it a go sometime
>Only thing I can think of to do is to go climb the "Gentle Annie" dry waterfall. Called Gentle because its steep
I guess doing something is better than doing nothing. All I'm doing atm is shitposting and housework
Yeah its the go. Work up a sweat and feel good when you get to the top.
Probably should try to get some brekky in but no musili
Wouldn't bother. There's a reason its not recommended. Gave my walls a clean but they probably need another already. Wouldn't try it if you live somewhere nice without the door open next to you but then the cat gets out so its a tough call
Housework might keep me though actually but the time for it was a few hours ago. Made some autistic spreadsheet on the fridge to ignore it seems
>Did ya have yourself a nap?
NO
I AM NOT A LAZYBONES
I'll have you know I went to the gym and cooked myself lunch!
cutting or bulking?
>Gentle Annie
Wait, is that a big batch by the beach that people can rent out?
bulking I guess
I'll add up my stats when I'm finished eating but I reckon It'll be over 80g protein for lunch
Yeah its rough. Got told by fit I need to switch to muscle gain the other day. """soyboy caveman""" ftw
But yeah coming off a big change so idk what do do. May as well wait while I'm in real deal ketosis to drop under 70 then min max myself back to 80
>Probably should try to get some brekky
I'd say thats a good idea.
...yeah.
I think they have a few of them there.
You've been there?
>But yeah coming off a big change so idk what do do
Starting stats?
>wait while I'm in real deal ketosis
Keto or fasting?
Fuck nevermind
It was 113g protons afterall
but now I feel a lil ill