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lmao

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that one day an undead shall be chosen
to leave the undead asylum to the land of the ancient lords
this is your fate

>me before drugs
>girl mugs me off
>goes to bed angry
>wake up
>brush myself off
>gets over it
>goes onto the next one

>be me after drugs
>girl mugs me off
>depressed for weeks after

pathetic.

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chimps in clothing

Think Spotify has lifted me out of depression
constant stream of new obscure tunes

What is this?

GROSS

post more

*your date arrives*

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love having a foot fetish desu

honestly think the beach is the runtiest place on earth
only thing runtier is a fucking ski lodge

Post your Discover Weekly

it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere

virgin freak

Why won't the sue poster reveal who sue actually is? I want to become a fan too but I don't even know her name

just sat down and read the book Gateway by Frederik Pohl in one sitting

jolly good
first book ive read for ages
my neck hurts

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when the romans shout at you in ac origins they say "ultima ____, tenta sit', "last something, try it" words to that effect, cant make out the second word

i want to have a high tea with tim

>He was given the nickname "Nobody" because "Nobody's perfect"
Well, at least my gf loves me

come with me l'll lead you to salvation

three things i dont get
snow, sand, and sex
hahaha boom boom

wypipo be like "having rhythm too spicy" lmaoooooooo

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why do you have this saved

chance?

suzu y-something
yuzumato or smthing

t. has never smoked a doob on the beach with the lads enjoying the sound of the waves

Looking for a suicide buddy

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meet me in scarborough and l'll give you all 3

was literally just about to post 'what is your height and weight?' I come here and this is the OP pic
fucking mad that

tee hee btw i do drugs

team mini lol

just investigated further, it sounds like "ultima cor/tor", well apparently "fors" means chance so i think it will be "ultima fors, tenta sit"

British beaches are pretty shit 2bh not a valid argument

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why shouldnt i?

when does life start to get better lads

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did acid for the first time on the beach

loved it.

you see the thing about that is..

*walks one foot to the left and just stands there*

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When a girl likes you

love doing it in nature
absolutely got the hippy vibes
love nature

your best years are already behind you

god i wish that were me

mmm yeah love hearing the deafening roar of water and wind that never stops and walking around with no shoes surrounded by leery 20 something deano dickheads littering the shingle with canisters of laughing gas

After 25 it only gets worse

>i find my music on spotify
t. pleb demanding to be spoonfed

you are a normie

had a good laugh from this

ayyoooooo my wh*Teoid ass on fayaaaaa lmaoooooo

Legit confused about this. So, "tea" is tea or dinner? Why is everyone having curry or burgers or fish and chips with tea?

Ƭ̵̬̊

Pink socks are always a sign she's a whore

>tfw 25 in a few months

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Spastic abnormal virgin freak

freak virgin

nice tummy
youtube.com/watch?v=eMd-5UXnHfw

rice runes

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How tall is sue?

all girls are whores

working class people call dinner tea for some reason. dont try to understand it. their unrepentant savagery knows no bounds

22 feet 47 inches

6'1

youtube.com/watch?v=73LcdfpbLM4

such a nasty tune

6'7 and build like a brick shithouse

My life is just starting at 26. Don't believe that crap.

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5'6 and built somewhat like pic related

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caralad?

are you telling me your mother is a whore, Beto?

Wypipo be like

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*holds you*
Unconditional love means unconditional love. Period. Full stop.

Imagine having no interesting or accomplished history or ancestry - like niggers.

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benzos have seemed to cure that vile irritation I got in my nose and skull

god I wish I was there

wypipo be like "this fire too spicy" lmaooooooooooooo

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caralad talks like a native, this one sounds fresh off the boat from timbuktu
hes dead, hes not fucking coming back

lexus lc looks peng

Good to know, thanks.

>working class people call dinner tea for some reason. dont try to understand it. their unrepentant savagery knows no bounds

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maybe he had a stroke

holy FUCK them soles

ill give you a stroke in a minute

would absolutely heem that nigger

If you're under 6'3 you're a manlet

I'm 5'9
People often laugh and point at me in the street

They also have rugs in their loo
Strange lot

Don't know who you're talking about.

suck each others dick harder

This
Wait until you are 50-60 to for it improve

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