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The Three Calamities Edition.

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need a bf from aix-en-provence

outrageously early consider the sui

sue

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Been NEET for several years, might join the RAF, got an A level in maths, don't want to join the army and get seasick so can't join the navy

Thoughts??

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anime

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next poster is a fat nonce

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lol

How my cat react when I faking death

whats the real thread

There are so many factors that intersect gender I just don't know where to begin

cat meow because it think that on the floor i am death

these answers are not complete

reckon we need to be addressing this question like we do with questions about the fundamental nature of reality

I joined the RAF once, got kicked out because I beat all the pilots in my first dogfight

Would never join the Chairforce.

would rate my performance on /brit/ tonight a 6/10

How would you address the fundamental nature of reality?

6.8

having a pain au chocolat w a black coffee

comfy

seriously hate every single organism outside of the East Midlands

two brits right now

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What trade?

headcase

>hating red squirrels
you absolute fucking runt get the fuck out

ugh we voted brexit!!

*sssssssssSSSIIPpppp*
garcon! have this man removed please

l was the 6.8 all along

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bit late for that no?`

FYI :- We are still in the EU

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think the proto bf will ghost me at some point this week

honestly might as well top myself if he does

fUCK
oFF
rEMOANING
cUNT

here's a snack tip for you health nuts: two slices of cheddar (standard inch thick cuts), spread a couple ounces of butter between them, and chow down on that thing guilt-free. plus since its cheese its one of your five a day.

no clue what this means

oui but there is nothing quite so nice and liberating as a coffee on a school night

some faggot from the UK just messaged me on niggerpals.net

the USSR was dominated by the international Jew
we should've joined Germany for Barbarossa

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weedle dee deed

he used the n-word

Dunno how easy it is but good luck lad

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literally fell in love with this lad from the south of france and been talking to him for like a month, think he's getting sick of me and is going to completely cut off contact soon

Aussies deserve drought

pissed x

think ive been able to identify your posts and id give you a 7

8.2

not sure about you

think you were rude to me so 4

wher lanc

Voted leave m8.
I'm just highlighting how incompetent politicians are.
23 June 2016 Is when we voted to fuck off......

hello niggerlover

ah
interesting

2 back and sides and 8 on top
what do you think?

red furry paws typed this post

edgy as fuck

*runs into the thread*
*climbs into the ring*
*gets up on the top rope*
*chugs a whole beer*
*spits it into the crowd*
*crushes the can*

hahaha having a properly laugh at the time my mate drunk a whole bottle of something and got kicked off the bus for making emu noises and chased the bus till the next stop headbutting it at the light then he called everyone telling us he was going to jump off the bridge hhahah- *a runt swings past and swipes at my head with his claws* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

your reddit flags got zika virus or something?

tell me, why do you love niggers?

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Leave you bloody great big oaf you!

grumpy cat doesn't want to leave his bush
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show on channel4 about virtual reality right now with a place called "Red Pill"

Hmmm

holy shit this book is boring and taking forever to finish

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and you called me hattable for assuming all my friends hate me

fancy a fat unhealthy scran but shops are shut reee

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"he was a boy. she was a girl. can i make it anymore obvious?"
why yes avril lavigne, yes you can. were they having sex?

i can see flags on all the posts made before me opening the thread
as soon as the page updates once, no flags
fat bottomed barrel of bullshite it is

faggot

why do you use the n.word??

got banned for calling someone this about a month ago.

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the brits.

you might hate us, and it's easy to do so.

but you cannot deny our global cultural hegemony.

we have dominated the whole human race.

it won't last forever.

but while it lasts, enjoy it.

we define you.

what's hattable about falling in love?

he was obsessed with me a week ago now barely replies, wtf.

humans are naturally generous as well as selfish
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that explanation of communism failing desperately needs expanding

une espresso et cafe americano, merci

nigger lover

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*screams for food*

>shit weather on the one day I'm seeing the 6.8

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cat dies because it knows that in my bag the food but im not giving him any

My old primary school is apparently the only school in my town that has a majority male teachers. Also has the highest 11+ results of any school in the town too. Weird that.

really want to get into gardening but i live in a flatshare and it's constantly pissing it down and freezing so i can't be arsed with standing outside all day.

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Based

no, don't answer a question with a question. tell me, why do you love niggers so much?

Fuck off gay boy.
What did you contribute towards?

i take special care not to be rude online, please review my score

the soviet union only failed once they started opening up the markets

words are just words can't hurt you haha x

get a fucking coat you need a slap

they are based that's why

back to my cowboy book lads

quite excited for this one

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no theyre not

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>what's hattable about falling in love?

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the soviet union failed because the US payed both sides

theyre generous to people that can reciprocate aka groups they're part of and people that act according to the same norms

>11+
didn't realise we had a pensioner in our thread

I have a deep-seated hatred of British "culture". The moment I have the power to, I will treat Anglos worse than niggers, not because you are worse than niggers, but because I finally have the ability to do so. I will release generations of rage compensation upon you. I will avenge for all the times you came to my country acted like animals, harassed my women & children, put them into concentration camps and laughed in our faces. The Anglos should enjoy their final years before time's up.

i am an indigenous speaker of english

i am the progenitor of the international human race

honestly no mercy from now on

Just get a few wee pots and have them on your windowsill.

*uses words to get you fired, leaving you homeless and sucking dick for a quid to feed your drug habit that you've developed in order to numb the reality of your life*

why are they based? there's evidence here that they are not productive members of society

It’s no surprise that the UN estimates gender parity for women is still 200 years away. I wonder what the estimate is for intersex and other variants