Who would win a war?

Who would win a war?

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china

Me

the west

No war, we jump in and save Japan

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that's what i was going to say. am russian tho, that might be why we think alike.

China > Japan > Poland

Korea doesn't matter

The country with Gundams

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I mean Russia* fhdhch

Freudian slip huh

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I stayed in that Slav thread for too long

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poland

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this

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I love you! ヾ( ´3`)ノシ⌒

I sure hope they would. My investments in western Poland shall at least help somewhat.

Never give up!

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epic

Yes, of course! ( ´∀`)∩

!? (゚д゚;)

I..I thought we had something special (# ゚Д゚)

日本を大好きです!

Yes, we are old good friend desu! ( ´∀`)人(´∀` )
You know we love Germans a lot?

I love the USA and Americans
You are our best ally! (^_^ )))

嘘をつくなああああぁぁ
お前なんて日本ちゃんと俺の絆が分かると思う?
情けないアホ4ね

r-r-reall (*´ω`*)
We love you as well

I hope we’ll be good friends forever (ノ*’ω’*)ノ~~~~

the one that doesnt use lawn darts for planes

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real talk, you, the sorks and (((greatest ally))) are pretty much the US's only competent allies. most euro armies are either too small to be effective or an absolute shitshow.

>absolute shitshow
(*´ω`*)

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hate to break it to you but most of the German air force's planes are being used as spare parts. nice SFs tho

That's why I was posting it. There were news yesterday that those things are so fubar that they can't be used for any NATO assignments anymore

Depends what side Russia is on.

We are literally legally bound to declare war on any country attacking Japan as guilt over dropping nuclear bombs and emasculating Japan. It would turn into US vs China really fast

russia is a meme.
their military is washed up shit from the 80s. just look at the shitshow in ukrain and georgia

*Ukraine
fuck

hey, at least you arent using flankers

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hello japan what does this mean desu 死ね黒人

Still feels kinda shitty the last 2 years were:
You don't have any working choppers
You don't have any working submarines
You don't have any working jets

It's starting to become a meme

im sure someone will fix it someday.

AMWF

that woman is in charge....She was the minister of "Family, Social things, Seniors, Women And Youth" before.

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at least shes not john bolton

The gundam changed with unicorn gundam desu.
pic related

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She said it's fine that our troups used rifled that worked as long they weren't used in auto fire...
Once the muzzle heated that stuff was worse than a shotgun. I guess there's a reason Germans never took part in actual combat in recent history(except for the obvious reason)

john bolton is an absolute lunatic who thinks that all forms of modern diplomacy and the UN as a whole are just curbs to american power, and that all countries should submit to the US or be destroyed by overwhelming military might, and that the US's top priority should be having a military strong enough to destroy anyone we want. he is an absolute lunatic thats going to get us all killed.

... oh fuck we had a guy like that once... you win this time. Sorry I really didn't know about him

it's still a gundam
I didn't see unicorn but is it shooting something like a ラブラブビーム now?
That's way too much pink

Oh gee, I wonder who that would be....

Yeah it's obvious but Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert von Preußen was a lunatic

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Gimme a break. We have a greater lunatic and it's still alive today.

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yes, put this guy next to trump and you have a bad combination.
were in for a ride this spring.

How did Team Mini do?

But she doesn't have the great mustache that inspires people to do stupid shit. You'll be fine