/brit/

Phimosis really just means you learnt about masturbation too late in life, right?

going to bed

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Existence is it's own reward

Feels like pure shit and I just want him back

The night is young

gn

And full of gimmicks

what's the difference between scottish and pidgin english?

sue

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Baudrillard would have a day with these comics

I had it and I started wanking at 16 and a half.

The brits shouldn’t even have a say in whether we can have Easter marches or not. Are we not allowed to honour our dead anymore?

No. Sometimes it can be caused by masturbating incorrectly. Pulling "up" rather than pulling "down".

ok I did NOT like that one I shall be filtering you

Good bye.

Your flag is British...

post your stats
>yearly income
>height
>bench press
>dick size
>iq

ne__ _o_ o_t _f b__in_ss, _un_hi_e

one of them shits all over the place and spreads disease and the others are pigeons

youtube.com/watch?v=z2wxK9JSro8
youtube.com/watch?v=SYxeC1Sa84s

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youtu.be/QTxga6nwUTg
is this gay lads?????

What is the objective best place to live in England (not UK). It's obviously in the south, probably south east. I'm thinking Richmond but the planes from Heathrow are the only things wrong with it.

who would lurk this shithole?

Nice lingerie. Most images of slags here just have skin showing but absolute trash style

What did you do after school from 12-16?

My flag isn’t british apart from posting on Jow Forums.

Listening to a vinyl record lads

grim youtube.com/watch?v=cznfsMLOzvQ

i wonder this myself

and yet there must be some poor souls who lurk here

always thought lol meant legend of life

Not for long.

>vinyl

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which one?

>0 (masters)
>5 10
>70kg
>7inch
>160

probably like Bath or Hampstead something

I think that Pigeon English can be used to describe a bunch of English-based languages. So Scot can be considered a pigeon language, but not all pigeon language are Scot.

Dunno for sure, but I do know Tok Pisin, an English based creole language.

Ipswich

Music for the masses by 'peche mode

£0 NEET
5'4
dunno very little very weak
6 inch
118 (tested as a teenager)

>yearly income
£0
>>height
175cm
>>bench press
60kg
>>dick size
10x10
>>iq
98

smoking a nigger

any small village in west sussex

decent gimmick ngl

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rest in piss

hmm don't care
I was just making a joke about scottish people

trade wars are good

Been unemployed for half a year and last year I only made 5 grand.
5'9.
Don't know never tried. Can't do a single pushup though.
Normally about 5 inches but lately I've been death gripping so hard and so much lately it's barely 2.
Don't know.

i have fully transitioned to metrical measurements

i hope you do the same

Swindon

how

yid

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How does Sussex compare to Surrey? Epsom is quite nice but a bit nothingy

7,000 to 8,000
5'7
Could do 20 then i would tucker out
6.5 inches (16.51 cm)
95

is 12:00 morning or afternoon?

might do a cheeky drive to maccies

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I still order pints at a pub because I'm not a bender.

If we can’t march to honour our heroes that died during the Easter Rebellion the orange order shouldn’t be allowed to march either.

IRA don't even do terrorism/sectarian shit anymore

they cut the ideological shit and just stuck to organised crime and realised it was much more profitable

can't even remember the last time I heard about them blowing up shit but every morning I check the newspapers on my way to work the tabloids are full of stories about them shooting it out with dublin gangsters or some random racketeering schemes along the border from which they're pulling in millions

doubt a few spergy loyalists are even still on their agenda atp

sussex is less densely populated/more rural

i would say it has more character but i am bias as it is my home

entire Discover Weekly was shit

fucking fuming

If I was PM my main focus would unironically be fostering Anglo-Irish relations. I would literally grovel at their feet apologising for how cunty we've been to them, begging for forgiveness.

>yearly income
Base salary 60k, plus 15-40k post tax bonus.
>height
6 foot and half an inch
>bench press
105kg 1rm.
>dick size
5.2 inches. Gonna buy a bathmate.
>iq
Dunno, but engineer.

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0
5'6''
Have never bench pressed in my life
5.5''
200

glow up

THE DREAM OF THE IRISH IS: TO BE BRITISH TO BE` TALL`TO SMELL GOOD`
EAT WELL!, DRESS WELL!! AND CHANGE THEIR DISGUSTING RACE!!
ACCUSTOMED TO SLEEPING IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... SLEEPING DRESSES` THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL!...
THE IRISH: HATES!! BATHING.. THAT'S ALREADY WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS... THE IRISH SMELLS LIKE : ONION, POOP`MOISTURE` TO TRASPIRACIÒN` TO PAW ( HOOF).. THE IRISH HAS LAYERS OF POOP IN THE ASS!!! AND HAIRY TO TOP OFF IT..... I MEAN..THE IRISH IS A TREMENDOUS DISASTER DISGUSTING ABERRANT FILTHY PIG!!!.... THIS IS ALREADY INHERITED FROM THE ANCESTORS OF ALL THE BARBARIANS.. AND HAVE NEVER CHANGED`...
IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO SEND SOME BRITISH OR GERMANS TO IRELAND.. TO IMPROVE THEIR APPEARANCE FOUL OF THEIR `RACE`..VIOLATE THEIR SUBHUMAN GIRLS.. AND WAIT TILL THEY GIVE BIRTH.. TO HUMANS AS PEOPLE!!!.. AND NOT THOSE SUBHUMAN MICK CHILDREN

>sussex

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Why are southerners who didn’t live through it such armchair troubles experts?

mine was ok last week, I posted it here
haven't gotten to the new one yet

no normie can even comprehend the mental damage you accrue by remaining a virgin into your late 20s

Shoulda just said FOY.

>5'6''
Honey There is a mouse in the House

youtube.com/watch?v=MgtC48mmmKI

choon

Because loyalists aren't killing people anymore, you fucking mongoloid. And for the record, they attack the police regularly.

is this the welsh prick who posts under a proxy

if so fuck up

if youre yank just fuck off completely

it's a well-known fact that everyone has an evil twin

$15k (part time)
5'8
235lbs
~6in
don't know but I go to a pretty good school and scored high on the SAT

/brit/ gets pretty funny when all the normies go to bed.

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outstanding toad

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pooey bum poey bum pooey bum pooey bum

>Gonna buy a bathmate
whats that?

*grimaces*
need to poo...!
*looks sideways*

>is this the welsh prick who posts under a proxy

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Dads fuming again

how do people listen to these horrid basslines

better than me