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Brayden Price
Gavin Gray
Read a nasty post and forgot what I was going to say
Nathaniel Robinson
yanks are incredibly fucking thick
Matthew Miller
Chase Diaz
yeah, thats me. your probably wondering how i ended up in this situation, well let me tell ya
Nicholas Mitchell
much better new
Ayden Hughes
Found my dream job lads. The pay is a bit shit for the level of qualification required (oil companies or banks would pay much more) but i like the idea of helping my country, it seems like more satisfying on an intellectual level, and money isnt that important to me anyway.
here are the requirements:
This position requires an individual who is highly regarded as a leader and innovator of space research nationally & internationally
The successful applicant will be required to:
>Have expertise in a number, or all, of the following: Space Vehicle and Payload Engineering and Technologies; Launch and Range, MILSATCOM, Space Situational Awareness; Space Environment; Space-based ISR – including the application of Space-based RF, EO and IR technologies; Systems Engineering – applied to Space Systems
>Lead, innovate and originate scientific research and consulting solutions for military and security capabilities.
>Impact and influence defence related government policies and strategies of UK space agencies, academia and commercial companies;
>Impact and influence in Defence and Security is advantageous but not essential.
>Hold developed vetting (TOP SECRET clearance).
how hard can it be?
Kayden Collins
Brap
Owen Campbell
in year 4 when i was about 8 years old there was one girl who i was obsessed with and used to suck sweets then put them back in the wrapper and give them to her and watch her eat them. the teachers said she was my girlfriend and thought it was cute but i used to try to pull up her skirt and wanted to see her cunt. it's odd to think not only was i sexual before most other boys i was already a pervert
Carson Kelly
should i read this? i think not
Parker Garcia
the american female
Henry Rogers
Aaron Taylor
While other people make jokes about New Zealanders and sheep, New Zealanders themselves are not averse to a bit of sheep humour. In mid-2000, Grant Gillon, then a New Zealand Member of Parliament, caused controversy when he asked the following question during a debate on genetic engineering:
"I want to ask the minister whether, no pun intended, it's appropriate in this case for a woman's body parts to be inserted into a sheep when that has normally been the domain of Tory males?"[4]
Adrian Rivera
Connor Gray
>publique sector
Bugman
Alexander Torres
dios mio... el orgo inhumano...
Kevin Baker
why yes, I did spend the entire evening listening to asmr.
Cooper Sanders
The Canadian female
Andrew Turner
THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"
-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???
*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS
Eli Gomez
Spent a summer in Melbourne in 2012 and this aussie bird asked me with all sincerity whether we have English aboriginals in the UK
My only regret is not taking the piss out of her more mercilessly than I did
Christopher Barnes
*captures in jar*
Joseph Lewis
hot
Gabriel Thomas
runt / bootlicker
Brayden Sanchez
mouse keeps dying every 30 seconds but can't be fucked getting new batteries
Charles Price
Ah, the glorified dole
Cameron Butler
link me to the rosie imgur?
Henry Wilson
el gigante...
Jeremiah Bennett
Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong
Ethan Edwards
Want to watch my Dad cum in my sister but I'll get over it.
Luke Lewis
very bizarre post
Jacob Howard
idea: take grim cities and make them not as grim
Mason Rivera
new cunt
Jack Howard
Thanks for the post, user
Ethan Torres
too many pakis in the room
Evan Carter
spent my centrelink on 400 cans of vb
Luis Evans
get out of here
go on
git
*grabs broom and brushes you out of the door*
sorry about that, everyone
Joseph Gutierrez
would not hesitate to have her take my bollocks and pull them apart like a christmas cracker
Dylan Nguyen
not sure whether i'd rather live in canada, australia or new zealand
canada is close to tops, but i told too many people that i wanted to emigrate there and now i'm thinking that it would mean i wouldn't be able to live up to my fantasy of moving to a foreign country and abandoning my past identity.
Benjamin Moore
In year 2 I had a similar experience but in reverse. This girl was obsessed with me and kept following me into the toilet cubicles and would watch me piss and ask to aim for me
Jordan Barnes
aus>nz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>staying in britain>>>>leafland
Isaac White
you've welsh
Alexander Gray
the story is that people each doing what they think is right can lead to us killing god himself, the savior of all of us. very deep story
Zachary Perez
>Lard too lazy to even read
This shit just writes itself
Jordan Wood
bitch could probably give paizuri and milk the cum out of your cock without even touching it and using breast muscles alone
Juan Jackson
Protip: emigrate to Quebec and it's a lot easier
Robert Sanders
idiot
*bashes your head with a novelty inflatable hammer*
IDIOT
*bashes you again*
Ethan Phillips
>Do you have a family name / last name? *
Look at the types of questions the Govt now has to ask because of all the shitskins named Hussain coming across.
I have come across so many people that just have the same first and last name since they were only given one real name
Owen Cooper
Can't escape your past unfortunately, it always finds a way to creep up on you
Charles Bell
>emigrate to Quebec and it's a lot easier
Logan Jackson
he killed a jewish runt
Jack Robinson
we have a lot more sheeds and i've never come across this in britain
Elijah Baker
youtube.com
is this music?
Nathan Johnson
Reading a bit of the ol' Orwell and I'm not sure if this dude was a patriot or not.
Brayden Cook
Benjamin Long
en.wikipedia.org
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
Liam Young
father, forgive for he knows not what he says
Asher Martinez
el reino UNIDO
Wyatt Lewis
MOMMMYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAA UHNNGGGGNGNGNGGNGGG
Hudson Jackson
good idea
Alexander Richardson
would you say that a proclivity towards trespassing in order to sit on rooftops listening to music displays
>irresponsible behaviour
>poor judgment
or
>a lack of maturity
?
please answer, its important
Chase Cox
Not much worse than us with the three day week.
Austin Moore
Gabriel Reyes
>get a job
Dylan Scott
>see also: 2008 Auckland Blackout
OH NO NO NO NO
UUUOOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Angel Morris
irresponsible behavior
Jaxson Long
the three day week was in the midst of a global energy crisis. Even if it was an embarrassing clusterfuck, we had a face-saving excuse.
Thomas Rodriguez
the call that saved /brit/
Michael King
want to put a girls nipple up my arse. think it would be a whackey experience
Parker Harris
just dropped half a purple dolphin
Benjamin Jenkins
it displays you're a fucking teenager with emotional issues with a need for a slight sense of danger despite the fact the police would just let you go home even if you were caught
Lucas Nguyen
>I consent to the department, for the purposes of this application, seeking information about me from any source considered necessary, including any Australian Police agency, the National Police Checking Service known as the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission (ACIC), any court, prosecuting authority, authorised screening agency, Professional Registration Board, relevant prescribed body, health treating professional, agency and any government department including the Department of Health and Human Services, Commission for Children and Young People and Corrections Victoria.
Please, do check all of these things. Love the govt knowing everything, me.
Leo Cox
Ryder James
Aaron Richardson
they cannot be stopped
Angel Adams
What are you applying for?
Dylan Jenkins
leafs making some very disconcerting posts
Blake Flores
still reading
Parker Mitchell
So I'm walking down the streets of West Hollywood. I walk past a homeless guy, and he's laying there - he's trying to get some sleep. It's a little bit late at night, and he's just laying there.
But as I walk past, a faint whiff of urine, and excrement, hits my nose. Right? Cos he's... disgusting, and... homeless. And that offends me.
So while he's laying there, I pull his pants down, and I start fucking him in his ass. Right? And he's starts grunting as he wakes up. And I start banging his face into the sidewalk until there's just a pool of teeth and blood, right? And then I whisper to him, as I sense his spirit is releasing its hold on his body...
'Now you're a hobo-sexual'
Charles Jones
Jason Clark
still a pathetic nonce
Gavin Evans
Secret doxxable la
Anyway, a nice little term included for all of the nonces. Can't wait for nonces to be btfo from society
>I acknowledge it is an offence to apply for a Check if I am a subject to an order under the Sex Offenders Registration Act 2004, Serious Sex Offenders Monitoring Act 2005, or Serious Sex Offenders (Detention and Supervision) Act 2009.
Jeremiah Rivera
Rapidly approaching 30 and have still not reproduced. Is it time to give up ?
Levi Williams
Love a spot of MCing lads
Christopher Ortiz
still remember when a kiwi in /brit/ called me a drongo a few years back and it really hurt my feelings
Charles Allen
Jack Cox
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Gabriel Miller
'cide region for men is 45+. birth defects spike in women past 30. don't worry about it, just don't be a loser your ENTIRE life.
Brayden Collins
clicked at random, lets see what we get
Brody Sanchez
men are fertile in their 90s, theres just fewer viable sperm so ordinary conception could be difficult
Samuel Powell
Thought about being a sperm donor but then I found out you need to be 6 foot+
Daniel Reyes
gf and i
Austin Wright
state of you
Nathaniel James
I was walking down a street in a quiet suburb of a village between Sheffield and Chesterfield and saw a guy actually asleep on the street under blankets with all his stuff just laid next to him. I considered calling the police because I've literally never seen a homeless person outside of city centres and shops on busy roads before.
Caleb Davis
womeme ruin everything
Lincoln Williams
pretty sure that's jailbait
Logan Rodriguez
Seen a bearded homeless fellow cycling round the village other day
Odd sight
Josiah Moore
sneed's sneed sneed sneed
Christopher Ross
Never seen a female homeless
Jason Richardson
Classic
Isaiah Lee
formerly chuck's chuck chuck chuck