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Read a nasty post and forgot what I was going to say

yanks are incredibly fucking thick

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yeah, thats me. your probably wondering how i ended up in this situation, well let me tell ya

much better new

Found my dream job lads. The pay is a bit shit for the level of qualification required (oil companies or banks would pay much more) but i like the idea of helping my country, it seems like more satisfying on an intellectual level, and money isnt that important to me anyway.

here are the requirements:

This position requires an individual who is highly regarded as a leader and innovator of space research nationally & internationally
The successful applicant will be required to:
>Have expertise in a number, or all, of the following: Space Vehicle and Payload Engineering and Technologies; Launch and Range, MILSATCOM, Space Situational Awareness; Space Environment; Space-based ISR – including the application of Space-based RF, EO and IR technologies; Systems Engineering – applied to Space Systems
>Lead, innovate and originate scientific research and consulting solutions for military and security capabilities.
>Impact and influence defence related government policies and strategies of UK space agencies, academia and commercial companies;
>Impact and influence in Defence and Security is advantageous but not essential.
>Hold developed vetting (TOP SECRET clearance).

how hard can it be?

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Brap

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in year 4 when i was about 8 years old there was one girl who i was obsessed with and used to suck sweets then put them back in the wrapper and give them to her and watch her eat them. the teachers said she was my girlfriend and thought it was cute but i used to try to pull up her skirt and wanted to see her cunt. it's odd to think not only was i sexual before most other boys i was already a pervert

should i read this? i think not

the american female

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While other people make jokes about New Zealanders and sheep, New Zealanders themselves are not averse to a bit of sheep humour. In mid-2000, Grant Gillon, then a New Zealand Member of Parliament, caused controversy when he asked the following question during a debate on genetic engineering:

"I want to ask the minister whether, no pun intended, it's appropriate in this case for a woman's body parts to be inserted into a sheep when that has normally been the domain of Tory males?"[4]

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>publique sector
Bugman

dios mio... el orgo inhumano...

why yes, I did spend the entire evening listening to asmr.

The Canadian female

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THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???

*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS

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Spent a summer in Melbourne in 2012 and this aussie bird asked me with all sincerity whether we have English aboriginals in the UK

My only regret is not taking the piss out of her more mercilessly than I did

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*captures in jar*

hot

runt / bootlicker

mouse keeps dying every 30 seconds but can't be fucked getting new batteries

Ah, the glorified dole

link me to the rosie imgur?

el gigante...

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Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong

Want to watch my Dad cum in my sister but I'll get over it.

very bizarre post

idea: take grim cities and make them not as grim

new cunt

Thanks for the post, user

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too many pakis in the room

spent my centrelink on 400 cans of vb

get out of here
go on
git
*grabs broom and brushes you out of the door*
sorry about that, everyone

would not hesitate to have her take my bollocks and pull them apart like a christmas cracker

not sure whether i'd rather live in canada, australia or new zealand
canada is close to tops, but i told too many people that i wanted to emigrate there and now i'm thinking that it would mean i wouldn't be able to live up to my fantasy of moving to a foreign country and abandoning my past identity.

In year 2 I had a similar experience but in reverse. This girl was obsessed with me and kept following me into the toilet cubicles and would watch me piss and ask to aim for me

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aus>nz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>staying in britain>>>>leafland

you've welsh

the story is that people each doing what they think is right can lead to us killing god himself, the savior of all of us. very deep story

>Lard too lazy to even read

This shit just writes itself

bitch could probably give paizuri and milk the cum out of your cock without even touching it and using breast muscles alone

Protip: emigrate to Quebec and it's a lot easier

idiot
*bashes your head with a novelty inflatable hammer*
IDIOT
*bashes you again*

>Do you have a family name / last name? *
Look at the types of questions the Govt now has to ask because of all the shitskins named Hussain coming across.
I have come across so many people that just have the same first and last name since they were only given one real name

Can't escape your past unfortunately, it always finds a way to creep up on you

>emigrate to Quebec and it's a lot easier

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he killed a jewish runt

we have a lot more sheeds and i've never come across this in britain

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is this music?

Reading a bit of the ol' Orwell and I'm not sure if this dude was a patriot or not.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Auckland_power_crisis
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA

father, forgive for he knows not what he says

el reino UNIDO

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MOMMMYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAA UHNNGGGGNGNGNGGNGGG

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good idea

would you say that a proclivity towards trespassing in order to sit on rooftops listening to music displays
>irresponsible behaviour
>poor judgment
or
>a lack of maturity
?

please answer, its important

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Not much worse than us with the three day week.

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>get a job

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>see also: 2008 Auckland Blackout
OH NO NO NO NO
UUUOOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRUH
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

irresponsible behavior

the three day week was in the midst of a global energy crisis. Even if it was an embarrassing clusterfuck, we had a face-saving excuse.

the call that saved /brit/

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want to put a girls nipple up my arse. think it would be a whackey experience

just dropped half a purple dolphin

it displays you're a fucking teenager with emotional issues with a need for a slight sense of danger despite the fact the police would just let you go home even if you were caught

>I consent to the department, for the purposes of this application, seeking information about me from any source considered necessary, including any Australian Police agency, the National Police Checking Service known as the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission (ACIC), any court, prosecuting authority, authorised screening agency, Professional Registration Board, relevant prescribed body, health treating professional, agency and any government department including the Department of Health and Human Services, Commission for Children and Young People and Corrections Victoria.
Please, do check all of these things. Love the govt knowing everything, me.

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they cannot be stopped

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What are you applying for?

leafs making some very disconcerting posts

still reading

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So I'm walking down the streets of West Hollywood. I walk past a homeless guy, and he's laying there - he's trying to get some sleep. It's a little bit late at night, and he's just laying there.

But as I walk past, a faint whiff of urine, and excrement, hits my nose. Right? Cos he's... disgusting, and... homeless. And that offends me.

So while he's laying there, I pull his pants down, and I start fucking him in his ass. Right? And he's starts grunting as he wakes up. And I start banging his face into the sidewalk until there's just a pool of teeth and blood, right? And then I whisper to him, as I sense his spirit is releasing its hold on his body...

'Now you're a hobo-sexual'

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still a pathetic nonce

Secret doxxable la

Anyway, a nice little term included for all of the nonces. Can't wait for nonces to be btfo from society

>I acknowledge it is an offence to apply for a Check if I am a subject to an order under the Sex Offenders Registration Act 2004, Serious Sex Offenders Monitoring Act 2005, or Serious Sex Offenders (Detention and Supervision) Act 2009.

Rapidly approaching 30 and have still not reproduced. Is it time to give up ?

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Love a spot of MCing lads

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still remember when a kiwi in /brit/ called me a drongo a few years back and it really hurt my feelings

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

'cide region for men is 45+. birth defects spike in women past 30. don't worry about it, just don't be a loser your ENTIRE life.

clicked at random, lets see what we get

men are fertile in their 90s, theres just fewer viable sperm so ordinary conception could be difficult

Thought about being a sperm donor but then I found out you need to be 6 foot+

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gf and i

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state of you

I was walking down a street in a quiet suburb of a village between Sheffield and Chesterfield and saw a guy actually asleep on the street under blankets with all his stuff just laid next to him. I considered calling the police because I've literally never seen a homeless person outside of city centres and shops on busy roads before.

womeme ruin everything

pretty sure that's jailbait

Seen a bearded homeless fellow cycling round the village other day

Odd sight

sneed's sneed sneed sneed

Never seen a female homeless

Classic

formerly chuck's chuck chuck chuck