shopping at Lidl edition
/brit/
Just doinkied
Imagine being a dipshit from Beijing, Guangdong etc
Doinked my little dinkler
been doing some career research
here are my new goals for the next 3 years of my degree:
>Do volunteering to display communication and interpersonal skills
>Learn Mandarin from my Chinese gf
NEED an eden sher gf
Yeah... I’m Canadian... and proud... I post gore... I’m an incel (and proud).... hey, I even have a little touch of schizophrenia... the world ain’t no fun without a little madnesss..
>chinese gf
pathetic. he couldn't even get a regular girlfriend. he had to get a GOOK hahahahahha
same
can you lot post some good brainlet pictures?
I need more so I can use them when I'm mocking all your stupid fucking thoughts and opinions
操你妈逼老外
don't mix us up pal i'm only schizo
Creased a small bit
Crazy Seamus off his nutter tonight
why has china plummeted
cheating exposed?
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
for the irish user in the last thread trying to make fun of this woman's rack
just answered a maths question on /sci/ lads
feeling good
Look look he did it again!
is she /fa/?
Why did Britain never achieve at interpreting graphs and reading comprehension?
you + me = ???
just gave someone an incorrect answer to a math question on /sci/ lads
feeling great
Her shoes.... oh no no no no... look @ this dood!
Going on coke binges and doing and saying whatever I want for days on end has massively improved my life. Doing it over and over again and getting used to being an overconfident arrogant dick who says anything he wants and having people like it and shagging randomers makes me realise the world I've been missing
bit rude
poo
haha
>almost 30
>no children
lmao the wh*toid beta provider
Snuffed 3 g yday and idk what it was cut with but I’m spluttering up blood
are you a Zhang
yes, give us (the EU (Germany)) all of your hard earned money
What the fuck is wrong with that guy
canadian powerhouse
thought gg had a micropenis
Ive seen it all now
Feeling a bury kooky tonight. Might pop in an M rated game
You’re going to Wakefield prison chap
going to bed. last post before I get ban I reckon. final words: fuck the i*ish
pooing
:)
spluttering? out of your lungs? either you're making shit up or you need to go to a doctor
oh god I wish that were me
Wakefield theres a place you won't be seen in
M for MOMS GONNA FREAK?
Happy Easter and goodnight to all, you miserable little annelids.
blacked.com is really upping their game
need a gf on bennies
youtu.be
fuck off jackie bruce
never understood the minset of people like this canadian
obviously we don't want to see it because we're not faggots but at the same time we aren't going to be aghast at an arsehole or a bit of shit
no ones getting trolled you're just engaging in fucking sad and pathetic behaviour posting that shit continually
Can’t wait to see Ready Player One, a movie made for us gamers. We’re finally gonna save the world!!
I would like to endorse this rational, succinct and profound post!
Ah yes, the elusive British culture.
>Ten times ten fucking times
Crease
Ah, the new 'ick
listening to joe rogan
THAT'S NOT BRITISH CULTURE
Cop on mate
1 month from the 1 year anniversary of my doggo being put down
brainlets are quivering in fear
technologyreview.com
post doggo
are you sure
Give lidl memes please
They're the villain that Britain deserved
>doggo
hmm
he hasn't had a single worthwhile guest on since Jamie Foxx
answer it for fucks sake
business idea: make the UK the 51st US state
what a shit idea
the superior lidl choon
youtu.be
yank gf please
me in the middle
only if we get qt english bfs
want her to sit on my face and shite
Beware the bogpill
ugh why are yanks here when no one even likes them
honestly a great single particularly hex remix
youtube.com
>spend all morning shaking in my boots about calling a centre of toil
>after 6.5 hours and days of preparation I finally get the courage
>call
>"the person you wish to speak with isn't in today, she will be in tomorrow"
>shaking as I type this post
Maybe I'm on my way to being a big boy
Stop posting this rat faced yid
you need to be sent to one of those refugee prison Islands you massive waste of space
kristen
never mind just found out she is jewish
utterly runtish
>Go a day without eating
doubt it
GOD i am ready for summer. so tired of cold weather. i need to move to australia or something, the cold is debilitating and i hate it
SCREECHING
>cold
FOY
its fucking shit
weather has just been awful here fucking constantly since like mid october
Too many absolute units in the room
fuck summer. absolutely hate warm weather
the world would be perfect if it was between 50 and 60 degrees all the time
that's really hot though