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Manhandling edition

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i want to me man handled desu

>Wee bit worried, forget I said anything
i protect ya from bakas

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Good edition

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nepu nepu

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Good good
Me on the left naturally

I don't
Xeno scum are almost as bad as traitor heretics

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>space wolves
baka

>I don't
I'm afraid you don't get a say in the matter

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space marines
>big muscly men filling young boys with their seed

>baka
I was only 14! I thought they were cool

also imperial guard above everything else
and the navy

He should just accept the natural order of things and let himself be manhandled

>I was only 14!
wait... you bought that set this year?

Imperial Guard > every Space Marine chapter

The baka likes to fight back unfortunately

That is not the natural order
t. Ticklish

Stuffed the family computer up doing a Windows 10 upgrade to RS4. It's weird cause it worked fine on my laptop.

>t. Ticklish
I'm having flashbacks...

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Aussie bois around where I live are either too tall, muscular, or fat to be twinks.
Is the average Kiwiboi qt enough for cuddling and general gay stuff?

weirdly hot

;3

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I suppose it depends where you go in kiwiland. There seems to be plenty of twinks in Dunedin where I am

Well it wouldn't be fun if he didn't now would it?
P sure it is
I want this
Me on the left

oh... you dont want to take it on the next level

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wouldnt say average but we've got a fair share of twinks

Try me

I'm really tired rn

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sure?

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I'm sure
No tasers thou
One of my half-brothers smuggled one into the country and threatened me with one once

hmmmmm

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THIS

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Cute cute cute

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>space wolves

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those "superhumans" who have fangs and shit and ride actual wulfes into battle in the age of bloody tanks that are the size of a house. and bikes
oh and there was that situation where they had to capture someone and a fucko told them to burn the planet and they were like "mh kay" and so the fucking burned a planet.

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Vikangs

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that aint ultrasmurf armor

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pickles

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alri benders

I'm more in a sweet food kinda mood
?

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what sweets you like??

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me nap now

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I like a lot of different sweets
Atm I could go for some sour feijoas or some chocolate dipped marzipan tho
Or maybe just another cookie
Sleep well qt

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>not min maxxing nutrition values

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>boss says no work today because of rain
>go back to home
>clouds go away 30 minutes later

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what do you work as

gardener

I'd like to do something like that. Would need to learn though. Need a actual house

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I DON'T WANT to minmax or go to the GYM
REEE

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t. fat slag in a few years

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Hey anons. Can someone help me out
> Find some girl on discord
> She's from NZ
> We chat from time to time
> She ocasionally jokes about hooking me up with her friend
> In one of our recent talks she dropped info that her friend has no job, lives with dad, addicted to drugs(probably weed and xannax) and has other issues she "won't talk about"
Do I have to be worried

>in a few years
Bit late for that

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rip

Go to Jow Forums

And post twin

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As a fellow (crazy) kiwi, I would be a bit worried yeah
That sounds like a field of red flags
Stay away imo

if she is from auckland youre best of avoiding her, anyways why not just be friends with her and ignore her drug addicted friend?

>Jow Forums
Nah i cant go to places like that
That's a great way to retrigger an ED with restrictive behaviours
If I'm worried I'll pick up hiking and swimming again
>twin
Also not respectful to her autonomy to post pics of her on 4chins

it's very physical but it can be comfy if you work alone
most of gardeners are normies who either became alcoholic, lunatics or turbo weed smokers because their minds can't handle loneliness for entire days, avoid them

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Good crazy or bad crazy?

Sounds bad mate. People can do what they want to do, I wanted to lose weight so I did. If I wanted to give up smoking I would. If you want to change. change.

And yeah I was being rude desu

I'm alone anyway. Landscaping pays well I think here so could be worth a look.

Which of those are you?

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She is from auckland, but despite being weird, she's chill. Think I'll just shitpost with her and ignore her talking about her friend.
Thanks bros

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Why don't you liberate Aukland?

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I'm not a normie, I love being alone just with my mind
When I talk about about "alcoholics" i mean russia-tier alcoholism, these guys literally drink dozens and dozens of beers every days while working
You know how are normies when they stop doing fun things and start thinking about their life

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We're a poorfags by european standarts

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>not being a failed normie
Did you even try?

Maori's managed to get there by canoe

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what's even the point of trying if you have 0 social skills

Meeting other people with zero social skills?

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Self aware crazy at the least
Idk I've been referred to pyschiatric services before but never been in an inpatients service

Wouldn't know what a good vs bad crazy is to give a legitimate indicator
I'm not dead, hospitalised, a neet or anything like that tho

Losing weight and exercising isn't the hard bit
Being able to stop at a reasonable point and assess if I'm going too far is.
If I get to 60kg I'll think about changing some habits tho ae
Ye I'm only really talking about the potential hook up here

what's the point of meeting people when you can be all alone without anyone bothering you ?

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I don't think bringing slavs to NZ is a good idea

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You're either happy or sad probably.

>I'm not dead, hospitalised, a neet or anything like that tho
Me too. Yay
Easter is fucking killing me though

People can be comfy

It is though

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humans are rude
i prefer to talk with them virtually

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mmm depends man

Every time I ever think of philosophy or religion people are the answer

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What will they change?
I bet you love headpats

More security work needed so I could get a job in NZ

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Just so you know

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Maybe we didn't met the same
never received one
how it feels ?

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Maybe

cuck edition

Be nice to your ancestors

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Top slav
Idk, too tall to recive them. People seem to love them

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>too tall to recive them
perhaps we can pat each others

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As the resident short person- headpats from people you like are very reassuring and relaxing
Getting touched by people you don't like is nasty tho

5'11 6'0 6'1 6'2

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:< we went over this last thread
I'm 159cm which is like 5'2.59" or something
But I'm not a manlet!

put it in your blog ;3

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