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smoking a zoot lads
any cheeky man in

What is the most debauched thing you've encouraged a local girl to do?

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gj anglo

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*jiggles*

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Im just talking to mieself like a proper britmug

Maybe going to a cake buffet, that's a bad idea by the way, eating a lot of cake is just stupid.

anyone here from essex?

english language for the english
chinese language for the chinese
simple as

nah

moving to wigan lads

hypocrite

wagon wheel

imagine unironically being at work right now

Moving to West Virginia to become a Western Virgin

and australians should just communicate using grunts and other basic sounds/mannerisms

Years of dating has made me shallow/picky. I used to be willing to take chances with whoever, even if I didn't find them immediately attractive. Now I'm unmatching 90% of my matches unless they're attractive or interesting.

It's like being a woman

/brit/ more like /paki/ hahaha

Australian language for the Australians GET OUT OF AUSTRALIA WHITE DEVIL

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lad

UUH UG UG GRUH

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My toe hair is growing back

and auly should just communs uzs grunts and other bass soundzz/manz

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eew gross some tranny replied to me

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used to worship the guy lmao

now he seems like the sort of guy I could mug off because he's so insecure.

rip tho man

hehe

yes yes we all know your cooler and more alpha than zyzz lisicki

ahhhh fuck off man you paki bastard

think it's chinese. i normally, when going out, like to wear slim/skinnyish jeans, slim/fitted shirts/t-shirts, and shoes like those adidas i showed you earlier. i also like old khaki jackets, because they're kind of "big" and "baggy" but fitted at the same time, if you get what i'm saying?

don't understand why transexuals are so often full communists
wouldn't lenin and marx gas them?

>Smoking

Socially awkward people take it up because they need a conversation starter or feel awkward just standing there when they're in the smoking area of a nightclub. The rest are people from rough backgrounds who start aged 12 due to peer pressure. I think they associate it with older people they know so at that age they literally think it's cool

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I am the most attractive Australian on /brit/
*smoulders*

That title goes to are turtle

Anime UK: Full of beautiful, well mannered, and fashionable people. No brown people in sight.

Real UK: basically the opposite of that shit

>Socially awkward people take it up because they need a conversation starter or feel awkward just standing there when they're in the smoking area of a nightclub.
all me

Because going against the norm is subversive and likely to contain other people who are more likely to be dissatisfied with the norm (i.e. trannies)

Anime America: Full of beautiful, well mannered, and fashionable people. No brown people in sight.

Real France: basically the opposite of that shit

and me

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is this /aus/ now or what

Whenever I see anything about the UK on TV here it's like they're cherry picking all the best parts. Not sure why they do this.

I modeled as a child if that means anything

Fuck off you paki bastard

nonced

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You can have a pick at my cherries if you want darling

I wasn't complaining uwu

my mam said im very handsome so i doubt that

When someone says "make anime real" they mean make America and UK great again.

thoughts on the australian rick and morty

your mum said I'm handsome too

uhh

when did amer start browsing stormfront

Anime Australia: Full of beautiful, well mannered, and fashionable people. No brown people in sight.

Real Australia: Full of beautiful, well mannered, and fashionable people. No brown people in sight.

Moni is a beautiful female, can't wait to see more pics of her xx

*BURP* oi morry I turned meself into a chico roll, I'm chico bruuuuce!

having a big beer

>Melbourne: Basically the opposite of that

Melbourne is not a part of Australia

best brapper in the world lads?

Unironically only learnt to read clocks around 18 years old

I can't use small watches with few numbers. Not autistic either

literally spent the morning editting my handbook chapter which is going to be going to be published in two months time

what did you runts do? have a wank?

>not autistic
no, just stupid

browsing transexual subreddits and wanking to the posts of them being suicidal after abuse

>Roomy, airy, deceptively spacious 2 bed terrace, next door to the LOVELY mosque in stabacid alley on the outskirts of london!

>£450,000

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tune lads

i can relate so much to it

did a poo as well though

I've published three books in the last 6 years, don't try to brag

on the toil locomotive to work (uni)

made about 10 posts itt

unironically prefer amer to 190kg

are Rose
youtu.be/AlvNnvEfNMw

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yes
I gained a foot fetish for an hour but now I find it disgusting again

Communism=good
Capitalism=bad

do you have 12 good reasons as to why?

'ri josef

Spent the morning getting up when I want and having to work on my latest physics theory

Such is the life of NEETtoil, you wouldn't last a day

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soviet union? i thought you guys broke up?

do you have a good reason as to why i need 12

Always thought this was more impressive than the British Empire honestly. Quality over Quantity.

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haha i cant really read clocks that well either it takes me like 30 seconds and i have to consciously say to myself that the minute hand is the longer one so that you can see the numbers more accurately. the other day at work some lady tried to tell me off for being on my phone and i said that i was checking the time and she told me that there was a clock on the wall and i turned to her and said "are you discriminating against me because i cant read analog time" and i made some girls laugh

Quite true actually

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Still don't know what's for dinner tonight lads.

the most annoying and self-righteous but quietly selfish type of australian activist? glad you asked. it’s actually people who spend all their time campaigning for the repeal of bicycle helmet laws.

haha Ed I wish I was handsome x

chucks steamed sneeds

mummy hasnt made anything yet? you ought to go let her know that dinner time is soon

Feeling the same about this too.

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