/brit/

yes tis

still waiting for hagrid to kick my door down and take me to hogwarts but its been like 14 years since my 11th birthday

bare girls in london looking like this

Unironically believe I was raped by a taxi driver when blackout drunk one time

Like he slipped a finger in or something, or I just fell on my arse and hurt it

>been talking to a milf online
>she's 38, I'm 24
>find out she's married
>hesitant because it's wrong but also she's hot and kinky and the sex will probably be great
>...
>find out her husband is a "geek" (and a brony)

What should I do?

I have arrived.

he'll come for you soon

get in there lad

dont know how to talk to girls me

shag her, the husband isn't going to do anything lol

its a big country at least
not like the UK where you can't avoid anything

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are you going to keep the baby?

>her husband is a "geek" (and a brony)
normally would say not to cuck other men but if this is true, the man deserves cucking

britain cries out for socialism

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spend most of my days daydreaming about funny and cool things i could have done in high school to become more popular while ignoring that i'm already in my mid-20s

Literally nothing wrong with bronys

cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him cuck him

Have you tried being yourself lad?

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David Miliband
David Miliband

Woooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

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Back to /mlp/ fucker

I'm scared

i already FUCKING TOLD YOU
if you don't do it she'll just find someone else who will

healthier than what i do
i regret being so good at hiding, since it means i don't even fit in with the bullied kids because i made it my mission to avoid everyone.
should've just got used to being called names. nowadays i'd be grateful for the attention.

not really always try to be some other bloke. u reckon i should try being plain old tony?

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OP = filthy traitor brainwashed westbrit.

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Would you too kill your mother for money?

wtf is a westbrit

they need to go a month without eating amirite

what do you call this kind of genre?
>takes place in a desert/wasteland setting, harsh environment
>lots of alien-like ecology, either giant fungus or giant insects
>blends sci-fi and fantasy themes, lots of kind of post-apoc elements
>involves primitive tribes, chiefs, kingdoms, an occupying empire, religious zealots and wizards, lots of technology
>ancient dead civilisations are swallowed up by the environment
>story follows the ascent of a messiah figure who unites the tribes and feudal societies
>characters use masks or breathing apparatus to survive the toxic environment

off the top of my head, Frank Herbert's Dune, The Elder Scrolls Morrowind and Nausicaä Valley of the Wind follow this kind of theme. It's also a bit similar to some Bible/Quran themes.

either way, i really like this genre and would like to see more stuff like it

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i pretty much did the same thing
fair few people in my year who didn't know who i was after 6 years together

i wish i could watch a live stream of these peoples lives

If she has a child, inform her husband of what she's doing.

your round mate

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Sandpunk

i personally wouldnt treat another person like that. imagine if you were him and how you'd feel. has to potential to ruin his life. you'd have to be a massive selfish cunt to do that just for a shag.
but even considering it shows you might be a massive selfish cunt so you're probably not bothered about the ethics involved.

*strum strum*
Virgene Freaque

cyberwestern or cyberfantasy probably

science fantasy would seem about as close as you can get, but is broader.

id call it gay nerd shit. pick up a squash racket like the rest of us jocks

A Welshman

youtube.com/watch?v=hpHEio0ib88&index=28&list=PLE5DBCE040423BEDC

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would love to buy a rifle in asda

Choon.

youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

wish i was born rich

star wars

Milton Keynes Lightning

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absolute STATE of l*ndon

doesn't affect me though, I'm moving to alicante lads, feeling unJUSTed

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always wonder if people like this are just making it up desu.
nobody can read your thoughts, so you could just choose not to cook and pretend, and it makes you more interesting than most people who are boring as fuck.

I wish you weren't born at all.

fanny

But isn't she committing the wrongful act? The trust is between her and her husband, she's the one breaking that trust, not me.

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there was a guy like that at my school but me and my mates all memed about him because he wore a fedora to our year 10 formal

yeah that'd be alright too

Alan's right about britain's depressing culture, it all seems to be about getting the latest car or a bigger house, and slaving away 10 hours a day to make the credit payments

Grim

Homeworld is kinda like this. especially the prequel RTS they made

...

nowt wrong with that

when i went to college i was always teased by my 'mates' and eventually they just stopped inviting me places and stopped talking to me at college. i started hanging out with 2 african immigrant dudes who were a few years older studying to get into uni as they were the only people who would speak to me, and a chinese guy who was in and out of mental hospitals who had no friends. that was my friendship group. literally the lowest social tier

not a very good hider

I'm not rich but at least I am intelligent.

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not really any genre (i'd also include Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
I think the desert is a naturally mystical place for human beings.
the sheer expanse and endless nature of the desert fills the human mind with a sense of wonder and freedom that they may not be otherwise able to cultivate internally

the open sea is much the same but humans are naturally land creatures to the "land sea" has a stronger effect of mystery

How wide do you reckon you could stretch your arsehole out, lads?

seems like mental gymnastics to me. but whatever mate, its up to you. it isnt me you should be convincing.

yeah was thinking about it after and i think he was just a loser

got to half a foot once back in my glory days

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Grass is greener where you water it

is white genocide real? will I ever have a plesiosaur burger?

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unironically got tricked twice

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Interesting... /brit/ attracts rapists and losers. Glad I come here

>the sheer expanse and endless nature of the desert fills the human mind with a sense of wonder and freedom that they may not be otherwise able to cultivate internally
think its got more to do with the heat stroke and dehydration

I thought child marriage was illegal

I didn't go to my formal because I didn't talk to any girls at all in my life and figured lying about being unable to attend for health reasons would be less embarrassing than going on my own and everyone finding out I hadn't talked to a girl since I was 8.

Toturting a ladybug

There was some English movie where they go sideways in time

that bit in philosophers stone in the wand shop when the man says "seems only yesterday your mother and father were in here buying their first wand" when i was a kid i was so dumb i didnt understand the implied (like) and i thought he literally meant they bought their first wands the day before and i was confused because they were supposed to be dead and so i guessed that they bought their wands on the day before on the calendar. boy am i a silly duffer haha

It's nearly been 4 days since I had a wank lads. Feeling alright so far. Think I might be able to make it to Saturday but not real sure. Haha

wish i did this instead of awkwardly walking around looking at the ground for 2-3 hours

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you are an actual spacker who thinks that

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How is that mental gymnastics? She's the one betraying him, not me. If it's not with me, she'll just fuck someone else so it might as well be me

star wars