Would you kill your mom for 1 million dollars?

No, money isn't an issue for me, but loneliness is. I wouldn't kill the only person who loves me for some pieces of paper.
This but because I want her to live longer, not because of sexual reasons

What about 100 million dollars and an endless supply of woman that love you and will have sex with you at will

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Very tempting, but I'm too much of a moralfag

no I love my mum

>tfw mum is getting old and she's going to start decaying mentally and physically and then eventually die

no

Of course not

Please.
Delete.

yes for 100 million

No. I'd kill myself for her to get the money.

Yes, mothers are worthless past the age of 10 for boys. They try to keep you down and make you weak

You cant kill something which is already dead

what kind of madness inspires anyone to ask such question?
did you get bitten by some wildlife or something?

There's no amount of compensation you could conjure up to make such atrocity even slightly appealing.

I would kill her for 100 million because honestly I'm quite poor and her situation isn't very good, she isn't so smart either and will probably do nothing useful until she dies, so she would understand if I kill her to use this money at its full potential and make something valuable with it.

>mom
it's a burger using a proxy and americans are a soulless people

Never.

i'd do it for $100

no

had a bit too much of that easter brunch didn't ya fat toads

>wow guys look at me my mother is dead

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Yes but there would have to be a guarantee I wouldn’t be tossed in jail and my family wouldn’t disown me after the fact. Under these conditions, I would do it for 1 million.

no

if you would you're subhuman

Cor blimey mate, I assure you I’m a fair drinkin Aussie like yourself! Throw another shrimp on the bbq!

No because I go to prison

Not for any amount of money

Would you kill yourself to give your mother 1 million dollars?

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Provided that I won't get charged with murdering my mum. A shitton of money but life imprisonment.. in this case, monet aint matter cos I got nowhere to spend it.

Oh, that's sort of a good twist of the question

The question is assuming that you get away with it

...

Then can I wait for her being very old and very sick and kill her, like the day before she dies naturally?

No

Hard mode: She'll receive the money, but won't know it was because of your suicide, and you don't get to leave a note.

That's actually much better. I wouldn't want her to know that my suicide earned her the money, I wouldn't want her to do some dumb
shit like give it away or something, just because her son killed himself for it.

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Even better question:

Would you kill your dollars for 1 millions moms?

I would.

Even if I really need to do it for something, my body won't move for it.

no

Fuck off groyper poster.

No.

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Untrue. Responses in this thread making me happy thus far.
Also no.

I wouldn't even kill my father and that guy was the most abusive, spiteful prick I've ever known. Fuck off you sociopathic retard.

>how about 100 million dollars?
no, money does not buy happiness

Hmmmmm?

How about this then, 10 billion dollars, limitless women of any build/race you want on demand that will do anything you want, AND you will be able to do any illegal drug you want with no negative side effects as much as you want.

Think carefully about this.

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No
Fucking soulless aussie, rangeban+nuke when?

I love my mommy

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As long as there is some sort of thing in place that prevents me from getting caught, fuck yeah. That's a lot of money and white moms are not too great.

Yes

I'd pay someone to kill her so then I can kill him and become a hero :D

>What about 100 million dollars
jesus christ you're fucking sick

>and an endless supply of woman that love you and will have sex with you at will
I just finished exterminating my entire family, sir

OK, give me 1 million dollars, I will kill your mother.

How could anyone refuse this?

This but because it would make her a lot happier again, not because of incest reasons.

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I couldn't kill anyone, let alone my own mother.

no
my mum gave up everything for me

Damn OP, you've got some serious mommy issues

(OP) (You)
Would you copy my thread for 1 million dollars?

Literally comes with the money already

Mom already dead but if I could go back and kill her before she killed herself I would

I'd kill an aussie for my mum

No, never I love my mom. She's getting old tho and I can see everything is getting harder for her. I don't like to think about this

Can it be my dad instead?

She is gonna die anyways in ~10, but I still probably couldn't kill her myself.

1 million is nothing in burgerland

Normies

No.
At this point I expect you to come up with an even better proposition. It's called bargaining

my paternal mom yea

>this thread

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No I love my mommy you sick australian.
Will the women really do ANYTHING?

no I love my mommy ):

No of course noT