What did you learn about Australia in school?

Never had anything specific about their country or history.

not about the development of common law or whatever?
that's relevant to you

one of our beginner english language school books was set in australia

nothing

nothing, sadly
i like australia

We actually had a "mock trial" in civics class over whether or not a dingo actually stole that lady's baby. Our verdict was that it was plausible, and we could not convict on murder or manslaughter charges.

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No. But it was mentioned how the constitution was based on British laws at that time and things like that.

that scene was fucked
glad I don't live in woop woop

Still angry about WW2 it seems.

m8 if the Japanese wanted to invade us they would have and we would have been thoroughly BANZAI'd
Kokoda was just a half assed attempt to cut us off from America. They've got nothing to be angry at us about

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Dutch people discovered Australia. Then Brits came and killed abos

That's about it.

You learned this in public school? I'm just learning about it now in uni

Australia is responsible for monsoon winds that kill tons of people across Asia every season.

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yeah, magna carta and all that

desert wasteland full of convicts and dingos

that a lot of croatians moved there

literally nothing afair

LOL get fucked

didn't know this
based

like just a couple of paragraphs in Age of Discovery article. nothing modern since abos ate Cook and shit

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Private school/elective? All I learned up till yr 10 was Anzac stuff and the indigenous rights movement

>anglo prison
>anglo empire
>ww2

that's it

yeah private school
we did it in year 8 and 9 I think. indigenous shit didn't come up till year 11

not him but I took Australian history as an elective in year 12 at a private school. it was alright, no where near as much stuff about abos as you'd imagine.
All I really remember out of it was how hard they pushed us to remember to mention the WWI homefront in the exam

Learned about Trugannini young

t. Tasmanian

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No need to thank us

>t. Tasmanian
AHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA OH NONONONO

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Thanks for getting your asses kicked, you autistic pedophiles. I look forward to doing it again.

The roo-hash breakfast that drunken doctor was eating actually looks pretty good tbf.

I remember my elementary school teacher unironically saying that "austria" is "australia" in english.

kangaroo tastes alright actually, dunno why it's not more popular here given many of them there are and the shit they put farmers through

had marinated kangaroo steak for dinner last night

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>no google
iron ore
dry basin has lots of wells
no more toyota/ chevy factories
f1 at Adelaide
solar car race/ intercontinental railways between Perth and some eastern city
unique animals (koala, wombat, kangaroo, beaver like animal with beak, tasmanian devil)
lots of chinese and migrant workers
nicole kidman, hue jackman, croco dandy
cooperpedi for opal digging
japan bombed darwin

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>unique animals (koala, wombat, kangaroo, beaver like animal with beak, tasmanian devil)
Don't forget about bandicoots.

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It's the name of a continent and a country.

The capital is not Sydney, but it might as well be, nobody gives a shit.

The end.

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Literally nothing

Melbourne>Sydney

>Sydney
ok

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literally nothing

Nothing

ditto

Nothing, you guys are more irrelevant than Canada.

Nothing. Australia doesn't matter

Chinese colony full of Chinese people and Chinese kangaroos

nothing

they fought in Singapore during Japan's Tour De Malaya

kangaroo, koala
no water
heavy english accent
bushmans/pygmy's with lotsa clicking in their speech, sniffing gas
hot climate
most of the land is a desert

had to do a project about the stolen generation but spend most of the time just looking at how ugly abos are

we learned about the rabbit fence

Former British colony with kangaroos. Also, most of the island is uninhabitable desert.

you mean chinese school?

remind me what we did to deserve this from japan

That you stole the country of Aboriginals.

I'm not sure what that means. I think you completely misunderstood the question.

Do Australians really walk upside down? How do you avoid falling into hyperspace? That was a serious argument in our schools, please respond

>How do you avoid falling into hyperspace? That was a serious argument in our schools, please respond
Australia is the world's largest market for magnets and superglue.

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You probably have relatives here. Ask them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Australians

Nothing. Perhaps as in South Korean schools, China and Japan will learn about the history and war on Korea, China and Japan (Mainly Northeast Asia).

who's this redditor making these autistic threads
no one learns about australia, what's there to fucking learn? we don't even focus on our own history in schools here

Everyone's having a good time in this thread except you, spastic.

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tfw made kangaroo burgers in cooking class in highschool

>PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG FOREIGNERS
>COME INTO MY THREAD AND SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT MY COUNTRY

pathetic

>excon desert hole

I know it's better than this shithole, ain't nobody gotta tell me that baby. OK?!

>in school
that it's in Oceania and that's all
all i learned from Australia was watching these movies:
youtube.com/watch?v=rijQ5oBFlO0
youtube.com/watch?v=dEL_BT_Z6Yg
youtube.com/watch?v=pAaaAxqCjMI

do you like japan?

Don't you?