/Brit/

Summer

Nowt wrong with pooing a wee

if you have a hobby regardless of what it is your a fucking nerd

Notified the Janny.

got a headache lads
poor banter this

Weird thing to chat about

who's this podgy looking bender

Having a laugh

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the weak should inherit the earth

We are one of the few places without paki rape gangs
>no name town
It’s a county not a town plus we get loads of tourists I saw Chinese tourists in Cromer of all places and we have the UEA one of the greatest unis in England.

Logical positivism was a mistake

The Jews should inherit the earth

She was trying to gauge my sexual history because she fancied me and wanted to ask me out.

In rural Norfolk they write down their posts on sheets of paper then the postman comes around once a week to collect them, then goes to the one computer there and uploads them via dialup.

Most of the rural Norfolk posters you see today are dead by now

yeah just inbred white rape gangs

*calculates flux through your big belly*

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Wish my brain was complex enough to get headaches

*bursts into the thread and bellows out*
VIRGIN FREEEAAAKKK
*you drop your glass and turn around at the sound of your name*
aha
*points a finger at you that every other eye in the room immediately follows to its target*
There he is. Virgin freak. Get im!

so many nerds on this website

Norfolk is the laughing stock of East Anglia

Show me any articles showing a higher rape percentage in Norfolk it is unironically the lowest crime area in England

I heard people from Norfolk haven't evolved enough to use speech yet and write to eachother on slabs of stone with a sharp rock as a pen

soundgasm.net/u/WickedSub/F4M-Drink-the-pee-off-my-toes-script-fill-req-fill-femdom-foot-fetish-watersports-stockings-facesitting-handjob

what a time to be alive

I'm such a nerd :P

16 year olds should be allowed to be deployed

using wolfram alpha to do my triple integrals on the unitoil assignment

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thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre lads?

Nah mate we aren’t essex.

>UEA is one of the greatest unis in England

Fuck me ive heard it all now

big fan

i'll be honest jill i'm dead against it

skinny catholic Indian-Portuguese girl with big tits that she kept hidden away like the crown jewels
used to read Junji Ito comics in the dark together in my dorm room then fuck

going to kill harry potter

in soviet russia
space explores you!

Due to all the inbreeding they’ve actually devolved, and have lost their tongues. This gives them more space in their mouths to fit their sisters genitals + turnips

Me dealing with the runts.

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that made me sad

the weak should fear the strong

T.

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how can i make £600 fast?

suck my willy

Uncle Ted was right.

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get a job then lose it and wait for them to make a payslip mistake and give you somebody elses money

Makes it even more of a pain to drive through Norwich than it already is not a big fan as I frequently have to drive through Norwich for my work.

yeah people forget that traders need access to dixons

get a job

i cant i have anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, autism, bad back, lazy cuntitis syndrome and schizophrenia

then lose it and wait for them to make a payslip mistake and give you somebody elses money

Boudica all the way back in celtic britian was a Norfolk girl and fucked the Romans up better than anyone else.

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just did the Plücker embedding on my bollocks

glanced over this post and thought you listed "bad luck" and nearly creased

yes, so get one and then lose it and wait for them to make a payslip mistake and give you somebody elses money

would love to hear more about this leaf's coursework

liverpool is honestly a lovely city

why wont ron just relax?

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t. scouser

just applied the bessel inequality to my bollocks

dirty fenian hands typed this post

it seems likes theres not a single thing happening to stop mass immigration in the west

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Have 6 months of work to do in less than 3 weeks lmao. Absolutely FUCKED.

move bitch im playing fortnight xD go make me a sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=5b1zB1Nno-k

it suits the needs of capital

>full of minorities
>Lovely
Nah mate.

formed an orthonormal basis with my bollocks

same haha
dissertation

>liv'pool

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poooo poo poo poo poo willies bumssssss
fannies and arses and wee and poo oh my

u guys mums buy u the undies with the willy flaps? mum always gets them but i dont use the flaps

just a prank bro

>bbc """"""""news"""""""2, daily mails
>just stories about the colour of megan markles dress

>economist
>story about surge in demand-led global production chains creating enviornmental problems that the regime in south sudan is facing opposition for from the abyei region's rebels

ahh yes, i know which i'll be reading

NORFOLK PRIDE
NORFOLK WIDE.

I have read 45 books this year, average of 300 pages each.

How many are you on?

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>economics

ah yes very interesting

*continue wanking*

hello nigger

i read gaming magazines

>getting a tv
stopped reading there

Hull is honestly a lovely city

alri

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wanking over gay furry porn *again*
help me lads

so what colour is it?

finished one
halfway through my second
hehe

youtube.com/watch?v=RxSbTlH0K4w

/brit/ has suffered a severe brain drain and anybody else with more than a few brain cells is leaving

ha-ha!

>>bbc """"""""news"""""""2, daily mails
>>just stories about the colour of megan markles dress

>>economist
>>story about surge in demand-led global production chains creating enviornmental problems that the regime in south sudan is facing opposition for from the abyei region's rebels

>ahh yes, i know which i'll be reading

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hmm

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beige

me too thanks

nah
everyone reads books here
it's just that if you brag about it you're a sadcase