Tfw sminem went to the sea with his friend and the last time you saw the sea is 7 years ago

>saw a see

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I just saw the sea this morning while driving.

Choke on that, sminem

just drive down to Croatia, it's not that far

There are some other mistakes, sorry for phoneposting.

It's where the poor Pepiks go for vacations in cars packed full of canned food.
I'm worried we have a terrible reputation there.

How would he feel if he found out thousands of creepy basement dwellers are literally stalking him?

>people think all Brazilians live near a beach
>i actually live two hours drive away from the beach and haven't been there in 4 years

Although i don't actually miss the beach, so no crying frog picture or anything like.

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don't even know where these pictures are from, I assume vk.com

holy shit he can scratch his knees standing up

What beaches do Russians usually go for vacation? There are nice beaches, I don't know, in places like Krasnodar Krai?

i'm going to visit spain this summer :3

I think it's from ok.ru. I've seen link to his page was popping here and there on pol and int.

I don't know, never been there.

Same.

I think that's him

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theculturetrip.com/europe/russia/articles/7-best-beach-holidays-in-russia/
Basically this

looks like sminem loves T-I-G-E-R-S

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That page had more photos. And they were more recent for sure.

Thank you my comrade.

his mother's page

ok.ru/profile/559073617823/photos?st._aid=NavMenu_Friend_Photos

I like to pretend I live inland now but I'm at 2 hours most from the nearest beach.

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You could easily google it yourself though, since no one actually travels to those beaches specifically (except Sochi maybe).
Funny (and sad) fact: it's cheaper to visit Turkish resorts than Crimea right now.

Sminem has many profiles. In VK alone he has like 3 or 4 profiles, it's probably the same in okru. His best friend Farid also has many profiles, but he has one that has pictures from 2018, very recent and he is an adult now, so Sminem probably looks a little older these days.

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sminem bows to American imperialism

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Did you POO in the sea ?

>what do you mean, have you never seen palms in real life?

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w2c shirt?

>tfw nowhere in your country is more than 1.5 hour drive from the sea

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>russians can afford phones

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Tfw 90% of our coastal towns are gypsie ridden slums with the only industries being fish and chip shops and 2p arcades

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>tfw I see the sea every fucking day

i am related to president or something

>tfw live only 15 minutes away from a tropical beach

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> tfw I live next to a tropical beach, but still live in a shithole

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i saw palms and orange trees in Croatia

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I stole it from stupid American tourists. It raised Russia's gdp by 2% though.

I have never seen the sea

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>english seaside

why don't you just wake up early, take a superfast german train to a costal city?
you could be back home at midday

Yeah, but Italy is actually closer than north Germany.

I mean I could afford it, but just did not go to the sea

>hurr durr it's not a beach unless it's a giant boring stretch of sand full of fat sunbathers

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I wonder why no one goes swimming in england

my dick shriveled up from looking at this pic

it's cold

looks comdy, better than some overcrowded Italian tourist trap beach

Beautiful. Too bad the UK is pretty expensive to visit.

>comdy
comfy

yes but at least you guys have qt natives

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the average refugee can walk from iraq to germany in a few days.

what's your excuse to not walk to the closest coast.

Looks fucking depressing actually, I bet many Brits go there to commit suicide.

beaches aren't crowded when it's cold

the uk has comfy beaches. why do italians feel entitled to comment on other countries beaches when they have the worst in the mediterranean

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maybe Italian/American soyboys who can't handle a bit of cold don't, I went swimming there last January

my nigger

you can stay with me if you don't bring any nerve gas

you should try it

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Beaches Southwest France are god-tier

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THis one looks kinda nice desu.

actually Croatia has the best beaches and clearest water in Europe

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Iwas gonna say I prefer the beaches in britanny
but these look maximally comfy

to experience the best of croatia you need a boat IMO

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Natives are actually chubby, short with bulbous face like you see on old Mexican women. Our natives don't look like Russian women, your pictures looks photoshooped, the paint looks unnatural.

The only time I saw the sea was when I went in Ireland. And I saw the Baltic Sea when I visited Estonia and Finland.

Otherwise never ever seen the ocean here as I live 10h away from it.

tchoo tchoo !

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my tiny region could rape the whole british isles when talking about seaside

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sure let me just, elbow past crowds of hairy old men and grandmas sunbathing topless, then I'll avoid getting knocked out by the niggers playing volleyball.
finally I can go swimming

nice photo filter btw, why so hostile

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that's in summer, it's empty otherwise

man being a brit must suck, having to escape to spain to get to a decent beach

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b-b-but I can go to the beach in winter!

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you go in winter anyway so your logic is beyond retarded

>this mad britboi

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Have you seen this? Lol he looks like cartoon character.

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>Italians can't go to the beach in the Summer with their friends
I'm not even having a go here is this actually true?

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where did you get these rare photos?

anyway see yous later, I'm going to the beach

same
I don't think I've ever been more than 20 km from the beach at any given time in my entire life

erm Canberra sweaty xx

Checked all roma zuevs in his mom's friendlist.
ok.ru/profile/515127242627?st.layer.cmd=PopLayerClose&st._forceSetHistory=true&st._aid=Friend_FriendsList_Fr_Visit

cute, a well travelled man

thanks

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looks fucking shit where do you swim

Why? Are you poor or autistic and fat?

Canadian """"""""""beaches""""""""""""

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>Jesus...i could never live inland
Same I fucking hate being inland. If I'm more than 50km inland I feel completely lost and the sky feels heavy. Weird but that's what it's like.

>tfw all of your cities are along the coast
feels good man

>I have never seen the sea.
terrifying

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I unironically have had not time. doing an engineering degree

Do you have a part time job?

>his cunt doesn't have hundreds and hundreds of kilometers of pristine, uninterrupted beaches

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>just drive down to Croatia, it's not that far
That's not a real sea desu

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10/10 would wash my hands in your sea.

This girl probably crushed on him.
>tfw even this type of girls doesn't like you

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